“You failed! Just like you failed everyone else in your life!”
…like, damn Valak, I know you’re a demonic entity but maybe keep your blows above the belt and just murder innocent people instead of crushing a bro’s self-esteem like that.
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“You failed! Just like you failed everyone else in your life!”
…like, damn Valak, I know you’re a demonic entity but maybe keep your blows above the belt and just murder innocent people instead of crushing a bro’s self-esteem like that.
boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best
*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this
“That’s the thing about weddings.”
#constant mood
Edie, are you gay?
Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:
Drag me
literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess
me: oh my god she was a Princess
men are so weak
break them
#The Struggle™
Trying to act natural around your crush like
Helena Bonham Carter | Ocean’s 8
Fucking nuked from orbit
First step to playing yourself is expecting anything from anyone
People lucifer will take advice from:
Drunk sorority girls he met 5 mins ago
Singers in witness protection
Drunk women in general
His deep seated irrational paranoia
A chaotic pansexual demon
Anyone who gives out self destructive advice
People lucifer WILL NOT take advice from
His thereapist
His friends (including the chaotic demon exept when shes rational)
Common sense