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I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

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Ryan Williams, 19, was baffled when people told him he may need a lesson in biology after he declared tampons are a 'luxury item' because "it's all about self-control," adding: "I don't urinate everywhere and expect free nappies"

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I: So, you understand that women don’t bleed from their bladder right?

RW: [Long silence] Sorry what?

I: You understand that women don’t bleed from their bladder?

RW: What do you mean?

I: So, a tampon isn’t inserted into a woman’s bladder. Tampons are for periods, not urine. Only urine comes from the bladder.

RW: What?

I: Yeah. That’s why people were retweeting it.

RW: What, because they don’t agree with my opinions?

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On the bright side: He got dumped for it.

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“He added: “My depression has been hard to cope with especially with the online abuse now, though I try to ignore it as I know that what I’m saying is helping promote a good message and educate women and young girls. “I completely understand that there’s something called a uterus and that it’s not stuck with the bladder but is obviously connected to the muscles which are connected to the bladder and uterus so it all comes out the same hole regardless. I think women should learn to clench their muscles.”

He embodies pretty much every stupid ass tumblr user perfectly.