Helion&#x27;s Lighthouse

A good girl, a denied girl, and you're doing so well with it aren't you... -smile-

So, I was wandering on the female orgasm denial subreddit the other day, when I saw a post requesting a denial themed audio with a twist - encouraging, but not horny, relaxing and encouraging sleep.

And my brain just ran with it, I wrote a short little script, and I subsequently went ahead and recorded it.

Goodnight, Good (Denied) Girl

The script is here should anyone be interested (note it is an A4F script as well).

I hope you enjoy it, and that it helps with sleep (and with your denial). :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit post as follows: [M4F] [Scripted] [MDom] [Relaxing] [Not Horny] [Praising] [Female Orgasm Denial] [Sleep Encouragement] [British Accent] [6 minutes 3 seconds]

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And there I was, fresh off recording a script, horned up to the eyeballs... So I got undressed, grabbed one of my strokers, and threw my headset back on.

This was the result. :P

Oh This Won't Take Long (Thinking Of You) - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it atleast as much as I did. ;)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit post here: [M4F] [Ramblefap] [Mdom] [Direct To Listener] [Man Noises] [A Bit Feral] [Some Growls] [Stroker] [British Accent] [11 minutes 27 seconds]

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Say them all now. I am a good toy. I am pleasure. I want to be used.

So, a friend on tumblr asked me for more guided masturbation/semi-hypno audios, and after kicking that request around in my head for a bit, this script, and the audio, were the result.

Want to be a really good toy? Please do read the script first - as I say in the beginning of the audio, would very much prefer you to go in with your eyes open. :)

Script Here

A Mantra For A Good Toy

As always, I do hope you enjoy it. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit post as follows: [M4F] [Guided Masturbation] [SI] [MDom] [FSub] [Mantras] [Hypno?] [No Binaurals] [Dildo] [Free Use] [Objectification] [Praise] [British Accent] [31minutes 18seconds]

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"You're just a horny little thing, aren't you?" That was all I said - but I saw what it did to you.

A friend over on tumblr posted a thing which gave me the first line of this - and this short little script and audio were the result.

Just A Horny Little Thing - A Short

I hope you like it. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit post as follows: [M4F] [Short] [Scripted] [Teasing] [MDom] [FSub] [British Accent] [3Minutes15Seconds]

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Oh no, no, no... This is not for evil purposes. This, is for science.

Was scrolling on tumblr the other day, and the above line (approximately) crossed my dash, and this somewhat unhinged script was what fell out of my brain.

And while I was definitely hearing GLaDOS's voice while writing it, I am a gent with a markedly lower register voice and very little capacity for accurate impersonations, so it's... not quite there. Still, the attempt was made. :P

For Science - A Short Script

I hope that this sexual shitpost of an audio is at the very least one that makes you laugh, but hey, maybe you'll enjoy it more generally than that. :P

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [M4F] [Short Scripted] [Attempted GLaDOS Voice] [Chastity] [Edging] [Experimentation Kink] [Mad Scientist] [British Accent] [2minutes45seconds]

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Today, I had the house to myself, and it has been altogether faaar too long since last I used my favourite plug (or did anything back there really).

And I thought I'd record it, and I did... even with multiple fucking interruptions (well, two), and with much rambling about various things - mostly switch problems, a very old script that's gone in the aether (but which did atleast give me an idea for a title), and of course, a fantasy to carry us through to climax.

So, grab a plug of your own and some lube, and enjoy. :)

Do You Think It's Charming Too? - A Switchy Anal Ramblefap

I do hope you enjoyed it - and thank you for listening. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit post as follows: [M4F] [Switch] [Anal] [Ramblefap] [Buttplug] [Pegging] [Oral] [Switchy Fantasies] [Man Noises] [British Accent] [36 minutes 10 seconds]

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I had an opportunity to record today, and while I do have a new script written, that's waiting on me making my mind up what to do about the SFX required, so instead, casting about for something to record, someone suggested doing something soft and cuddly.

The result was this thing - btw, should you hear any weird background noises, those are probably my stroker - grabbed my softest one, to match the soft of the audio. :)

A Soft And Cuddly Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it, and thank you for listening. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [M4F] [Ramblefap] [Snugglefucking] [Cosy] [Comfy] [Romantic?] [Hugs] [Stroker] [Man Noises] [British Accent] [20minutes 14seconds]

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A friend of mine a week or two back offered me a copy of Slay The Spire 2 to try out the multiplayer, and having ended up... er... somewhat addicted to Slay The Spire 1, I accepted.

And here are my thoughts. :P

Gaming Ramble - Slay The Spire 2

Hope you enjoy it. :)

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#banging on about video games #my audio

So, after much of the last year has been spent avoiding spoilers for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, I finally got around to playing it.

And had some thoughts, which as I so often do, I decided to speak into a microphone. :)

Gaming Ramble - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

It's good! But... Odd. :P

So, I picked up Doom: The Dark Ages the other week, played it through and I have Thoughts About The Game.

About half an hour's worth. Enjoy. :)

Gaming Ramble - Doom: The Dark Ages

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Mmm lean closer. I want you to imagine me right here, my breath brushing against your skin with every word I speak. Can you feel it? The warmth creeping down your neck? The little shiver that runs along your spine?

So, scrolling this morning, I saw this delightful little script by u/MsKittenSK , found myself reading it aloud and really liking how it felt, so I dragged myself out of bed and threw my headset on.

My Voice Against Your Skin by MsKittenSK

The resulting audio is probably a touch rough and ready (it is unwarmed up morning voice after all), but I enjoyed myself recording it, and hopefully you will listening to it. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from the posting as follows: [M4A] [Script Fill] [teasing] [seduction] [sultry] [needy] [whipsers] [tingles] [frisson] [sensual] [No Sex] [British Accent] [6 minutes 18 seconds]

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So,I was looking for something to record (a script having taken too long and not being ready to go), so I said "fuck it" and recorded a bunch of poetry (and one lyrics-as-poetry).

January by Robert Bridges

Sailing The Winter Grey by Tony De Lorger

The Red Secret by William Lopez

Magellanic Penguin by Pablo Neruda

Kiss The Mountain by Tuomas Holopainen

As always, hope you enjoy. :)

#my audio #banging on about things

So, the other day I reblogged (on my main) one of my previous question rambles, and tagged it mentioning it would be nice to do one of those again - not long after, a mutual DMed me a bunch of questions (copy-pasted below), and this afternoon I elected to kill an hour recording answers. :)

Question Ramble 11/12/2025

CW: From 36:30 - 43:30, there is a passage talking about song lyrics that covers topics including drug addiction and infant mortality (the question about lyrics to make one's heart ache) and yeah... be warned.

Describe the ideal cozy winter evening Favorite kind of festive lighting? If the universe granted you one minor wish before the end of 2025, what would you ask for? One good thing that happened this week? Preferred hot drink? Tell me about something that gives you a tiny bit of hope when everything seems pointless. Favorite meal? Working on any projects lately? Is there anything you'd like to info dump about? Feelings on snow? A quote/poem/lyric that makes your heart ache? What would you like for Christmas?

I hope you enjoy listening, and that your day, and that the end of your year, are kind to you. :)

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So, this turned into a monster.

Against my better judgement, I did a second playthrough of Dead Space 3 over the course of the last few days, and ended up fascinated by how bad it was, and could also see where it could have been so much better.

Unlike my first ramble about it (which was really more of a rant), this time I tried to say nice things, and really pull apart where it went wrong, and where it could be changed for the better if ever a remake was on the cards.

The result is 80 minutes of me talking about it.

Gaming Ramble - Dead Space 3 (Less Angry Edition)

I hope you enjoy it, and if you do listen to it all, I question your life choices. :P

In any event, I thank you for listening, should you feel like it, my Ko-Fi is here, and I hope your day is kind to you. :)

So I actually recorded this about a month or so back - having finished my first playthrough, I wanted to get my thoughts out even if I was still sick, and so yeah...

As such, this may not be very coherent, and my voice may not sound like normal - the thoughts are mine though.

Gaming Ramble - Baldur's Gate 3

I hope you enjoy, and should you feel like it, my Ko-Fi is here.

In any event, I hope your day is kind to you. :)