categorize me, i defy every label

jay • 30 • they • queer • 🇵🇷

[hell0-brooklyn]

i made a carrd so u better fucking click here if u want to find me elsewhere on the interwebs 😤

current hyperfixations: law and order: svu/oc, abbott elementary, ted lasso, the last of us, succession, the west wing

[no]

I’m kind of miserable and it feels permanent but its whatever

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[veryluckyclovers]

[slaybey]

COWBOY ★ CARTER ★ TOUR Los Angeles - Night 3

[hell0-brooklyn]

aight the horse lady has gone back into hiding i’m ready to obsess over the old white cops again

[xosiren]

Beyoncé ~ Bills, Bills, Bills (1999)

[texasbama]

BEYONCÉ  COWBOY ★ CARTER ★ TOUR  London, UK | June 10, 2025

[specialvalentinesunit]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

[devonizara]

#tfw your bff has completely lost the plot

[vintageandroid]

Part of the enjoyment of watching stuff like The X-Files or Buffy or Star Trek or whatever is that like. Yes, there are some excellent episodes that are truly incredible, but sometimes an episode is the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life AND IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

I mentioned this to a friend yesterday and she was like "Oh yeah because you know there will be good episodes again so it doesn't bother you!" but no. The bad episodes are fun on their own for me. I don't always want a slick streaming series with 8 episodes where each one is a work of tightly written cinematic excellence. I can enjoy that, too, but sometimes I want an episode with the dumbest premise known to man. Not all dumb, not all the time, not badly made or created as a joke, but just...silly but heartfelt.

Like yeah, okay, I love getting an episode where Brad Dourif is channeling the dead and it's beautiful and tragic and thought provoking and powerful, but sometimes I also enjoy "the problematic weirdly sexy genderfluid Amish people turned out to be aliens you guys" performed without a breath of irony.

[transangelicism]

any trans kids following me please know that I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

[hooty-1-6-svu]

So something interesting from the Organized Crime Trailer

So, it looks like Stabler gets T-boned by a semi while undercover.

Here's my theory:

I'm thinking this could be at the end of the first episode and goes over into episode two.

He ,obviously, gets injured. Bell has to pull him out due to his injuries. During said time, Elliot's family is alerted, which includes Bernie, Randell, and his children. Maybe one of his children (I'm hoping Eli just for the full circle plot point) calls Olivia and tells her what happens. She rushes to the hospital to make sure he's okay, because let's face it, she is still his partner.

She comes over and helps Stabler with his recovery. They talk and Olivia finally realizes that she doesn't want to live without him, and then they make out.

And while writing this, I had an epiphany.

The episode is called "Dante's Inferno", which involves the main character going through hell to return to the love of his life. IF THAT'S NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR FOR BENSLER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

And I also want Mariska to say "What the fuck Elliot?!" once in the episode. We're going to need her to swear at least once in the episode.

[rylandsgrace]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021 - ) I 4.15

[closeddddddd]

first of all what the fuck

[xxrhstos]

second of all why the fuck

[dailyflicks]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021 - ) I 4.05