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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

hplyrikz

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour.

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Clear your mind here

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laughbitches

dammit-desmond-deactivated20180

When a customer is telling you they whole life story and you pretending to listen but you just waiting for them to pay.

fuckoffstraightpeople-blog

i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent motherfuckers

dysn0mia

when I was a heroin addict I lost a significant amount of weight, one day I took my sweatshirt off around a friend whom I never really liked that much and she just:

*gasp* “You lost so much weight! I’m so jealous, your tummy is so flat! you look so HEALTHY!”

I SHIT YOU NOT SHE SAID I LOOKED HEALTHY

I WAS ADDICTED TO HEROIN

lady-bohemia

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I learned a lot about falling in love when I fell out of love I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone Well I played with fire, I burned it all down I’ve made more mistakes than you can count