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[whuttheshit]

when you scroll down tumblr and get so far and then accidentally close the tab/press the scroll up button NNNNYYYYUUUUUEAAAAGGGHHHRRR

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if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

[a-wandering-traveler-and-soul]

[cigarettes-and-effy]

[whuttheshit]

I decided to look through my portfolio today. It’s been taunting me since I kept it next to my desk. I think the last time I looked through it was right before I moved to Texas (2010) I looked through it and found myself feeling nostalgic, and remembering how great of an artist I used to be. 

These select few were my favorite pieces. 

[rumplestiltskin]

A high functioning sociopath

[martianwitchery-deactivated2015]

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

[kabetown-deactivated20140308]

soothe your boobs

de-stress your breasts

undo the calamity that is your mammaries

adjust your bust before it combusts

[mamasam]

I also like:

give that chest a rest

hakuna your tatas

[digitallyimpaired-deactivated20]

this took like 20 years

full zise

[fembelina-deactivated20200503]

I am in love with everything about this but especially the lashes.

[whimsy-cat]

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

[wonderfulmustacios-blog]

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

[hashtagloveloses]

WHAT

[communistvashoth]

dude sell that shit to disney

[elphabaoftheopera]

elphabaoftheopera’s Princess Club

Episode 12/?

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[jerk-loser-deactivated20140528]

i cant remember shit 

[officialpigeon]

When you’re trying to finish typing an essay at 3am

[pokeswaps]

[majikmountain]

I face-swapped some of the kids at work with some of the baby dolls and it fucked me up

[whatsmyusernameplzhelp]

I don’t know which is more terrifying..

The baby with the kid face

or the kid with the baby face.

[trap-aholic]

[nph-burtka]