Hella Horror

The Hella Horror podcast crew break down horror related media into humor and sarcasm. Click on our Linktree fo mo stuff! https://linktr.ee/Hellahorror

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Que Sho?! Some more pendjos decide to go to the basement! This time, past victims of the hotel keep dragging white people into the haunted a$$ house. And that Pinche clown does his thing. Nope. 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #hellhousellc2 #ninjaclown #ghosts

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Que Sho?! Damn bro… this is effed up mang. Our hero goes through the worst crossin’ the border experiences. She survives the cartel, then gets caught, THEN plugged into the ICE matrix. Escapes that hell, gives birth in the process, realizes the grass aint greener, and then she’s like, fok all dat… goin’ back home! #hellahorrorpodcast #cultureshock #americandream #gigiguerrero #richardcabral

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Que Sho?! It's a trap pendejos! So a psychotic telekinetic that got rejected by the X-Men is chillin in a hotel til fresh meat show up, and that's the plot. Y sabes que? That's wassup: foos gettin traumatized before gettin it. Play it again Sam 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #touristtrap #mindpower #xmen

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Que Sho?! Puta! That pinche clown is creepy AF. Foo just pops up like a ninja just to spook you out. It's a fun flick, with white folks doing some dumbass ish. Let's all go to the basement everybody… Chale! I'm Audi 5 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #hellhousellc #basement #ninjaclown

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Que Sho?! Art is creepy AF. No joke. The 1st story was nutty: monsters, demons, & birth of the antichrist. Ya, these foos went there. Then they end the movie with two kids' heads in a bed & Art mime-laughing. Str8 Ioco! 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #Arttheclown #allhallowseve

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Que Sho?! That was a commercial, la neta holmes. Most of the movie is in an old ass Toys R Us, with plastic toys getting handsy. Ya, I'm good 🧟‍♂️🪅

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Que Sho?! Y que mierda! This one's ruff. The horror nerd was annoying AF. In Scream, Kennedy was spot on, but here… dawg, I was waitin’ for that foo to get got, pero nope, sucka survived to the end. Kills were hilarious, the final boss fight was re^@#ded… and why the final girl stay in her bikini for the whole 3rd act?! but I laughed my a$$ off when they kicked homegirl with the green eyes out the van and str8 to the curb cuz she was suspect! 🧟‍♂️🪅

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Que Sho?! Joe Bob wa'nt lying, the title is no bueno. As the movie got going after that badass intro, I was like, this gonna be some coo supernatural shi#. Pero, NOPE. Bout a terrible father trying to live the James Bond life. Foo's excuse for abandoning her all day & night is, she's 13 she can take care of herself. Bruh. This is more a lightweight killer thriller than a slasher, nah, no gracias 🧟‍♂️🪅 # hellahorrorpodcast #Amsterdamned #notspooky #badfather #joebobbriggs

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Que Sho?! Joe Bob wa'nt lying, the title is no bueno. As the movie got going after that badass intro, I was like, this gonna be some coo supernatural shi#. Pero, NOPE. Bout a terrible father trying to live the James Bond life. Foo's excuse for abandoning her all day & night is, she's 13 she can take care of herself. Bruh. This is more a lightweight killer thriller than a slasher, nah, no gracias 🧟‍♂️🪅 # hellahorrorpodcast #Amsterdamned #notspooky #badfather #joebobbriggs

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Que Sho?! Y que la chingada was that?!!! Pinche Joe Bob got me watchin' three pendejos standing around talkin about being bored and making a sandwich. Next thing u know, weird ass sH!t starts goin down and other pendejadas.  In the end, I felt like I was just gaffeled in the calle! 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #dumbaf #Things #vhstrash #dontwatch #rando

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Errraayyy! Que Sho? This was like watching an episode of Punisher Tryouts, and homeboy ends up on the practice squad with a peg leg, then gets called up fo some shanky-shank action. Pero the Giant Baby… fu@ker looked nasty 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #bloodyhell #pegleg #hotchick #damaged #lightweightpunisher #cannibal

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Brruuuuhhh... what's Grand Marquizee cookin' up!!! New shit, that's what. Stay tooned fooz! 🧟‍♂️🪅#hellahorrorpodcast #freshcontent #firmelab #quicklickz (at San Francisco Bay Area) https://www.instagram.com/p/CotVcyAreym/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Que Sho?! The Doble-H Cliqua were like que la chingada was that?! It was like the plot was possessed by a demon. Hella rando sh!t kept poppin’ off, like a “Kung-Fu Professor” comin’ outa cuts and attacking a blonde white woman in the middle of the night, for NO reason! All the dudes in this here were awkward AF too! 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #pieces #chainsaw #gore #WTF

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Orale! Que Sho?! Fooz comin back from the dead for some meta shenanigans! A funeral gets turnt, and we get all kinds of homage pieces and a fat Frank from Hellraiser… one of my favorite characters. Go peep it out! 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #scarepackageII #meta #blood #gore #stupid

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Errraayyy Que Sho?! Damn, these parents suck tho, for realz. Their kids suck too, but damn, they was all clownin' that one foo Hella hard, shit was hilarious! But dad comes thru after sobering up, and then gets the shanky-shank… ni modo 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #deadshack #shittyparents #clownin

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Orale! Que Sho?! Yooooo… this vato grows a chainsaw for a head and two chainsaws that rip out of his hands when it’s time to start murkin’. And this foo’s only motivation is to touch titties and get laid. And this foo’s a virgin too. @xx would be proud of this foo… i aint done with the series yet, but his supporting crew have dope powers against the demons they slay 🧟‍♂️🪅 #hellahorrorpodcast #chainsawman #horny #motivated #anime