Incorrect HypMic Quotes

imagine hypmic and then imagine a garbage truck on fire.

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gentaro: so, you know, you just have to be the bigger person

ramuda: how

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Ramuda: WHAT IS THIS?

Dice: its a ˡᵒᵘⁱˢ ᵛᵘⁱᵗᵗᵒⁿ belt

Ramuda: WH– AWKSAKSK

Ramuda, gasping: this is a Gucci household.

Gentaro: He just took that from someone

Ramuda, throwing Dice away: THIS IS A GUCCI HOUSEHOLD.

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Ramuda: I have a black belt.

Gentaro: In karate?

Ramuda: No?

Ramuda: From Gucci.

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Ichiro: Listen up, you little shits.

Ichiro patting his brothers: Except you two. You're both angels, and we're thrilled to have you here.

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Ramuda: ...why are you naked?

Dice:

Gentaro: You gambled again and lost everything.

Dice, on the verge of crying: I gambled again and lost everything.

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nante muri

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[Police sirens blaring outside]

Dice, terrified: They're coming for me.

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Samatoki: I have a PhD

Jyuto: jfc pls no

Samatoki: a Pretty Huge D—

Ichiro: DEBT. Pay up you fucker!

Samatoki:

Samatoki: h

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Dice on Halloween

Gentaro: *points to bowl of candy* It says take one

Dice, starving: *shoves the whole bowl under his shirt* RUN.

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five yr old Saburo: Icʰᶦ-niᶦ ᶦ ʲuˢᵗ waⁿnᵃ ˢᵃy tʰat yoᵘʳᵉ tʰe ᶜᵒolᵉˢt brᵒᵗʰeʳ ᵉver.

Ichiro, teary eyed: oh m ygo d i love you so much.

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During an interrogation

Jyuto: Listen, I didn't want to do it the hard way.

Jyuto places a plate of food in front of Dice

Dice: uhhh,, you're going to give me food?

Rio, appears out of nowhere: Or is it?

Jyuto: You're going to talk or we'll have to do it the hard way?

Dice: oh c'mon how's spaghetti going to scare--

Jyuto: That's not spaghetti.

Dice: what do you mean it's not spaghetti??? IT LOOKS--

Rio: Samatoki made that.

Dice, trying not to vomit: shIT. OKAY, OKAY I'LL TALK JUST PLEASE DONT LET THAT THING NEAR ME

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Jyuto: Did you eat all the biscuits?

Samatoki: Uhh... no.

Jyuto: Then what are those crumbs on your pants?

Samatoki:

Samatoki: Cocaine.

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Jiro: My name's Jiro and I'm addicted to dabbing.

Jiro, tearing up: it's just sometimes... you just... just have to it hit you know

Ichiro soothing Jiro's back

Cries on Saburo's shoulders

Saburo: Kill me, please.

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Doppo: anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

Jakurai: Don't you mean—

Ramuda, shoves Jakurai: im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

Ramuda: get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew! =^-^=

Dice: ＼(^ω^)／

Doppo: u know what i’d rather die.

Ramuda: THEN PEWISH

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Doppo: Do you ever feel like time is just an otherworldly excuse to pin your problems on? It's the root of most of our problems. Lack of sleep? Blame your clock. Frustrated that the days won't just end fast so you can get your paycheck? Blame it on your calendar. Sometimes I don't know what I'm saying. I'm probably sleep deprived or it's just that I feel like stabbing someone but—

Samatoki, looking at the camera mouthing: WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Rio: ？(´･_･`)

Jakurai, blinking: I—

Jyuto: This… this is a rap battle…

Hifumi: I have no idea what's happening right now…

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Ichiro: I want to see my little boy~

Saburo, struggling in Jiro's arms

Jiro: here he comes!

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Jiro: I found all the differences!

Ichiro:

Saburo: Those are two completely different pictures.