REDEMPTION LIES PLAINLY IN TRUTH!
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REDEMPTION LIES PLAINLY IN TRUTH!
ind. charlie magne. previously on hellcalls.
thinkin about giving this mess their own blog,,,,
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them arenāt mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
āMarry me.ā āDo you want me to leave?ā āYou are not going without me.ā āI canāt believe you!ā āI swear it wonāt happen again.ā āWhat did you say?ā āIām not jealous.ā āYouāre jealous, arenāt you?ā āWe canāt keep doing this.ā āAre you sure this is legal?ā āIsnāt this amazing?ā āIām going to take care of you, okay?ā āStay the night. Please.ā āYou canāt die. Please donāt die.ā āRun away with me.ā āYou did WHAT?āĀ āQuit whining.ā āGet outta my sight!ā āWhy are you so annoying?ā āWere you ever going to tell me?ā āNever in a million years.ā āDonāt ask me thatā¦ā āI might have had a few shots.ā āWhatās with the box?ā āW- What are you doing?ā āSay it!ā āI could kiss you right now!ā āAre you done with that?ā āWhatās going on here?ā āStop pinning this on me! You started it!ā āItās your fault weāre in this mess.āĀ āDid you do this on purpose?!āĀ āKiss me.ā āAre you still awake..?āĀ āExcuse you?āĀ āThis is all your fault!ā āI canāt believe you dragged me into this.ā āDonāt give me that look! It wasnāt my fault!āĀ āI shouldnāt be in love with you!ā āItās not fair!ā āI could kill you right now!ā āKnock it off!ā āScrew you!ā āYouāre a complete moron!ā āI love this song!ā āI canāt be in love with you!ā āMake me.ā āDonāt tempt me.ā āI hate you.ā āYou are infuriating!ā āJust shut up already.ā āThat doesnāt even make sense.ā āBite me.ā āEat me.ā āKiss my ass.ā āJust admit Iām right.ā āJust admit youāre wrong.ā āYou are being ridiculous!ā āThatās irrational.ā āListen to me!ā āThatās not what I meant and you know it.ā āDonāt yell at me.ā āThatās it. End of discussion.ā āI donāt believe you.ā āYou shouldnāt have said that.ā āFuck you!ā āShut your mouth before I shut it for you.ā āHow dare you?ā āI dare you!āĀ āItās you, itās always been you.āĀ āWell this is awkwardā¦ā āJust pretend to be my dateā. Ā
MISCELLANEOUS
āAre you really gonna leave without asking me the question youāve been dying to ask me?ā āThe planet is fine. The people are fucked.ā āI just did some calculations, and Iāve been able to determine that youāre full of shit.ā āYou know what I like most about people? Pets.ā āDo you ever think if people heard our conversations theyād lock us up?ā āWhat about a compromise? Iāll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, Iāll apologize.ā āI donāt hate you.. I just donāt like that you exist.ā āLove is the jelly to sunshineās peanut butter. And if I tell you that Iām in sandwich with you, Iām not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.ā āDo things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.ā āDid you really just insult Captain America in front of me?ā āCan I touch your boob?ā āItās not that youāre wrong, exactly, youāre just extremely not right.ā āYou shouldnāt be trusted with small children, should you?ā āGive me cake or give me death.ā āOn a scale from, āI can sometimes make important phone calls without cryingā to āI have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worstā, how much of an adult are you?ā āYou think Iām dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?ā āDespite the cliche, itās not me, itās you.ā āObviously you canāt tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you canāt.ā āNo, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.ā āWhen you love someone, you just donāt stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy⦠even then. Specially then!ā āIf youāre not scared, then youāre not taking a chance. If youāre not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?ā āI think Iāve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.ā āWhat have I told you about the toilet seat?ā āI tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.ā āI vote today to be a pajama day.ā āYou have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that thatās going to stop us, but at least Iāll have all the facts.ā āI donāt leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, Iād talk to my VCR.ā āI can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, Iām totally flexible.ā āYou know weāre suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.ā āThose things you said yesterday⦠Did you mean them?ā āIām not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.ā āWhat I hear when Iām being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.ā āI am NOT crying, okay?! Iām allergic to jerks!ā āThis would not happen if I had a penis!ā āThatās almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.ā āAll nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.ā āI donāt think Iāve ever played spin the bottle.āĀ āSorry! I didnāt mean to touch your butt.āĀ āIām ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.āĀ āTo the night youāll never remember!ā āExcuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?ā āCould I sit here? All the other tables are full.ā āAre you meeting someone here? Because.. I think Iām that person.āĀ āYou werenāt supposed to laugh! Iām so embarrassed!āĀ āIt must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.ā āDriver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.ā āIām not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses arenāt even hot.ā āYou better take care of that car or I swear Iāll haunt your ass!ā āThis is the dumbest thing youāve ever done.ā āItās a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.ā āI could do that, but could doesnāt mean would.ā āYou cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I donāt give.ā āYouāre like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?ā āI recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore itāĀ āDo you need me to kill someone for you?āĀ āLook out where youāre going, asshole!āĀ āFuck the sandwich guy!āĀ āI did not mean for stripping to come out of this.āĀ āThe whole street is blocked off. The police wonāt tell us anything, but I think thereās been some kind of attack⦠Maybe a bomb?āĀ āOh my god, are you okay? Iām calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.āĀ āIām weird, youāre weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasnāt for the fact I find you repulsive.ā āThere is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.ā āIām gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?ā Ā Ā āThereās been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.ā āItās midnight, what do you want?āĀ āI think I know how to use a bed.ā āIf I wake up in the morning and Iām dead⦠Wait.ā āYou are completely unfit to handle a child.ā āWe have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.ā āDonāt you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!āĀ āWhen in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.ā āItās not a double date, weāre just third and forth wheeling.ā
FLUFF
āYour hair is so softā¦ā āYouāre so cute when you pout like that!ā āJust relax, Iāll wash your hair for you.ā āIām not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.ā āWhat, does that feel good?ā āHA! I found a weak-spot on you, didnāt I?ā āAre you wearing my shirt?āĀ āYou are ridiculously comfortableā¦ā āIāve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle withā¦ā āYouāre so cute when youāre half asleep like thisā¦ā āYouāre beautiful, you know that?ā āWe should get a puppy!ā
STARGAZING
āArenāt they beautiful?ā āThese stars are nothing compared to the ones Iāve seen in your eyes.ā āShooting star, make a wish.ā āItās actually a comet, but Iāll still make one.ā āImagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.ā āNever thought something so beautiful could exist in natureā¦ā āWouldnāt it be cool to name a star after yourself?ā āY'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.ā āThis is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?ā āIs that aā Wait, no, just an airplane.ā āI wouldnāt mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
āDid you just⦠finish?ā āThey always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.ā āIām not actually feeling anything.ā āAre you getting any closer?ā āWhy do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!ā āDid something just happen? Youāre not turned on anymore.ā āShit sorry, am I going too fast?ā āWow, youāre hot.ā āIs that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?ā āHey, Iām open minded.ā āKeep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.ā āI think itās about time we stop avoiding the obvious.ā āIām gonna be honest with you. Iām really horny, and youāre really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?ā āI see someoneās happy to see me.ā āI saw that. You just checked me out.ā āYou know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.ā āTake off your clothes.āĀ āTell all those other guys/girls you donāt need them ācause you got me.ā āDonāt give me that face, itās so cute I might not be able to hold back.ā āBoobs are really just squishy pillows.āĀ āIf you donāt get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.āĀ āBlasphemy! Sex solves everything.ā āI platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.ā
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now⦠[text]: We canāt keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didnāt you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so donāt say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summerā¦
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arachn0philiaā:
Heās got a slingshot, and a small stockpile of silvery sleigh bells for ammo.
ā what are you doing with those.Ā ā
bigveeeā.
ā That aināt true at all. I mean, I do get you is tryinā to mess with me, but if I went out to find someone to marry Iād have um lininā up. My personality is shit, my face is shittier, but if I was takinā apps for a spouse the pile would reach up to the moon. I donāt know WHY but that just how it be.ā
she goes to pat his shoulder, nodding in understanding.Ā
ā itās the money.Ā ā
@bigveeeā.Ā
ā daddy, the only girl whoād marry you is the blow up doll thatās your height.Ā ā
hey, bartender! pourĀ āem out tonight! tilĀ the party and the music and the truth collide!
hey, bartender! pourĀ āem out tonight! tilĀ the party and the music and the truth collide!
ā i want to build a snow castle.Ā ā
ā hey! weāre not clowns!Ā ā
bigveeeā.
ā Get the fuck out!ā
He said as he threw a pile of craft macaroni and cheese at her/
ā GET OUTTA HERE! GO! GOT NO TIME FOR THIS! WE ARE TALKINā ABOUT DICKS! GO! GET LOST! LEAVE GO AWAY!! I WANNA MAKE A GINGERBREAD AND COCK SANDWICHITCH! GET LOST! ā
in shock, only one thought comes through their head:Ā ā you canāt make sandwiches out of gingerbread ---Ā ā
ā i feel like i shouldnāt be here.Ā ā
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do i have fcs for either of these ocs? no. am i going to make one of them? probably. vote pls
well i caught up on sleep i desperately needed but still feel like shit about myself and fighting the urge to delete all my blogs dnaondkzo