im not cute.

#swag //

[rexuality]

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

“mommy can i be batman?” “no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty” “i want to be batman though” “shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest”

[chelsahhdelic-blog]

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

Boys w curly hair and brown eyes…….R u kidding

[xoxobrigettenguyen]

[lulz-time]

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

[grawly]

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

[buttpop]

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

[deaddolin]

youtube is either really running out of things to show me, or it knows exactly what i want

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[spongebob-daily]

[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

[officialfood-deactivated2016101]

When you’re joking around with your family and almost reveal something about yourself.

[thatassnicki]

ADELE RAPPING NICKI MINAJ’s VERSE FROM “MONSTER” 🔥🔥🔥

[theslayprint]

This is great. omg.

[tyleroakley]

[taco-bell-rey]

[matzahball]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.