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{What is up my peeps? This blog is going to get revived if it’s the last thing I do. I noticed almost everyone I follow has been deactivated or not active, so here I am to play the bagpipes at their funerals. For those that are still active, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS EDGE LORD??? I will be editing a few things on my blog, so yeah here I come soon.}
Sooo I was watching Lets Be Cops the other day and nothing will make me doubt that this is how Jesse was met;;
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pcrdner:
So take another toke Have a blow for your nose One more drink, fool, will drown you
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pcrdner:
" Oh, would'ya look at that! Ain’t that mistletoe?“
❝Howdy there, vaquero.❞
Sweats in Spanish
hiitori-de:
It was true SHOCK that stilled him, widening his eyes and dropping his jaw. Of course, he was no stranger to lewdness, but a voice surprising him from the dark shook him very differently.
Quickly, the Dragon managed to compose himself. But not before this Ghost continued to take him off guard. Cold to the touch, uncomfortably so.
“There is nothing indecent -,”
It would be useless to explain, but Hanzo was clearly more focused on the invasive hands on his body. He took a step backwards, steady.
“Keep your hands OFF of me.”
Still, he appeared to be flabbergasted.
He chuckles; cackles even at Hanzo’s words. Did this man honestly think he could be laid off so easily? No. Reaper had him where he wanted him. All the other man needed was a push. A shove into the thick fog that would consume him.
❝Running away after trying to keep your ground? Pathetic. I thought Shimada’s were’t cowards.❞
The mercenary steps closer to the archer, keeping the dominance in his stature strong. His chest puffs out as he closes the gap between them. A gloved hand brushes against Hanzo’s chest once more, gliding up to rest at his shoulder. One talon sinks into the skin underneath it. It’s enough to draw blood but not more then a few drops. Reaper leans forward to whisper into the archer’s ear, slightly lifting his mask to have his words come out clearer.
❝What would a coward like yourself do if I don’t comply? You don’t frighten me in the slightest while your mouth hangs open that way. With your eyes widening by a mere touch.❞
my obsession w/this friends-turned-johan+tenma-esque-rivals dynamic continues unchecked
he-is-my-hero:
The sad little brunette sniffled and lent into his talon-like hand as he moved to brush the wetness from her cheeks. It was very kind of him and it helped calm her down somewhat. At his request, the girl hesitantly nodded and took one of his hands, guiding him towards the ransacked bakery she loved so much. Now it was in shambles.
She took him as far as the bakery’s front and not daring to go any further. Alejandra looked up to him then to the broken glass of her store, then back again. The door now off it’s hinges eerily swung back and forth subtly, hanging open with only darkness greeting the other side. “Pl-Please…f-find my mama. She….She might be still in there.” The girl advised. There were no sounds from the other side however.
He allows Alejandra to pull him along the streets of Dorado. The mercenary is grateful the people of Dorado knew to stay within their homes when trouble was brewing.
Once they arrive at her bakery, Reaper was able to fully understand why she was looking for just about anyone to help her. Each window facing the street was smashed to pieces, the door was hanging off a single hinge, the walls littered with the Los Muertos markings, and the sign of a struggle near the display very visible from the entrance.
❝You can’t stay outside alone. Avert your eyes from the mess by hiding your face against my coat. Los Muertos could still be lurking around.❞
Reaper pulls his hand out from her grip, placing it behind her head. Carefully he pushes her face against his coat, and presses forward into the bakery. If Talon could see him now, they would be in an uproar of laughter. To see a a ruthless killer helping a child just because she was crying was a joke to the underground world he was apart of. Maybe the part of him that supposedly died in the explosion was fighting against being forgotten.
purplehacker:
Sombra huffed and looked away, ignoring the light red lining her cheeks. “Shut up.” She grumbled, glaring at the wall. “I-I’m not embarrassed. I never get embarrassed. Who told you that lie?” The purple haired hacker snorted and turned back around him, winking playfully.
“And c’mon. Everyone that finds themselves links to me are always happy I wormed my way into their lives. For example? You~”
The smirk grows behind his mask as she tries to cover up her embarrassment. Maybe Sombra could be nice company to have once in a while. As long as she didn’t run her mouth the whole time.
❝Don’t think it’s the same for everyone. They’re probably just putting up with you, so they don’t cast aside a childish girl like yourself.❞
Reaper brings a hand close to her, taking hold of her chin. He tilts her head up to take a good look a the blush across her cheeks she’s trying to hide. There’s a thought of Sombra being-- cute. Just a thought. A quick second and it’s gone from his mind. He leans in to press the area where his lips would be against Sombra’s nose.
❝Maybe you’re the one happy to have me in your life.❞
let them be happy TOGETHER again.
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Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!
“Is there someone you hold dear?”
“Don’t you feel any guilt?”
“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”
“There must be something you fear.”
“Do you have a home?”
“Is there someone you like?”
“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”
“Aren’t you ashamed?”
“Aren’t you happy?”
“Who do you despise?”
“How do you sleep at night?”
“What do you think of kindness?”
“What do you think of hatred?”
“Why do you fight?”
“Why do you live?”
“How much blood have you spilled?”
“How much death have you seen?”
“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”
“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”
“Can’t you tell they love you?”
“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”
“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”
“You’re not tainted.”
“You’re not alone.”
“You’re awful.”
“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”
“You’re an emotionless robot.”
“You’re just a lap dog.”
“It’s not over.”
“He/she needs you.”
“Stop lying.”
“Stop fighting.”
“Stop pushing others away.”
“You’re cruel.”
“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”
“You depend on him/her too often.”
“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”
“He/she is bringing you down.”
“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”
“You need to listen.”
“You need to speak up more often.”
“You’re weak.”
“You’re too proud.”
“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”
“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”
“You can’t cheat death.”
“You can’t hide forever.”
“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”
“That person is only holding you back.”
“They’re too good for you.”
“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”
“It will get better.”
“You look lonely.”
“You look bitter.”
“You look tired.”
“You’re hiding a painful burden.”
“You’re perfect.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“You will always be worthless.”
“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”
“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”
“You’ll rise above them all.”
“You’ll find your place in this world.”
“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”
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VAN HELSING AU
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
@purplehacker
Continuation from X
Reaper actually chuckles at her reaction to his gentleness. The way he was acting toward her was new to the both of them. He always wanted to push her away, so he could get things done. This time was different. Sombra asking for such a simple thing as a kiss was interesting in the least. His masked is placed back in it’s rightful place, concealing the smirk pulling at his lips.
❝Getting embarrassed from something you wanted, Sombra? Didn’t take you as a shy girl with the way you push yourself into the lives of those who don’t want your presence.❞
Sexual Sunday! Send my muse ♒ and a nsfw/sexual question and they have to answer it - whether they want to or not.
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