A ✘ nifty ✘ gal

✘ Canon divergent Niffty from Hazbin Hotel ✘ ✘written by Neeko ✘

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     ❝ This Place is filthy! It really needs a lady’s touch!❞

                            ✘  Rules | Muse | Mun ✘

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❝ This Place is filthy! It really needs a lady’s touch!❞

                           ✘  Rules | Muse | Verse ✘

[queen-of-prophecy]

Vine only giggled as Nifty ran off at the mouth, looking around the room. The Emerald Tower was a far cry from the usual streets of Hell, and up top it was the vision of comfort and luxury. Vaulted ceilings, gold trim, and all of Vine's special trappings within. Even a seeing glass in the center of the room, reflecting everything above it.

"Charmed." Vine greeted. "I am Queen Vine, Ruler of Witchholm."

She almost never got to host cute guests!

Vine soon turned her head to a curtained off part of the wall. "Triss? Wake up! We have a guest!"

When the curtain parted, an imp as small as Nifty soon emerged, yawning from a brief nap. "Is the food here yet?" She didn't seem too fazed about a surprise guest either. "I'm starving!"

"Miss Nifty-" Vine gestured to the food. From behind her, a myriad of hands rose up, and were setting up the table at the couch for supper, with plates and cutlery and pouring drinks. "-since you've dropped in during our supper, would you care to join us for a spell? We haven't had the opportunity to entertain a guest in some time."

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"Oh you're a Queen!" she said looking Vine all over again now that she had this new information. "You do look like one so it makes sense" what that even meant was a mystery to even the small demoness herself. But well the other did look regal and like she was in charge, so her being a Queen did make sense.

Looking around a little more this place did look interesting, not like anything she had seen before for sure. Her attention going back to the other when they called for somebody else. "Hiii" Niffty said excitedly waving at Triss "You're my size!! I never meet people my size!" visibly getting very excited about that fact. "I'm Niffty" She introduced right before Vine mentioned her name anyway.

"I'd love to join!" granted she had no idea how she would leave, but that didn't matter. Why would she refuse such a nice invite? Especially one that came with food. "Well this place does seem hard to find so getting random visitors is probably tough" which may be the point but that thought didn't cross her mind.

Skipping over to where the table was being set by some magic hands. "Your powers are really useful" or at least they seemed like it. "Setting a table like that is so much easier, I just run to do it" which was fast as well, but this seemed more convenient.

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I need to make Niffty icons for the actual show... I have never done that because I wanted to change my icon border. But I suck at making a new one sooooo

[radi0activesmile]

Alastor's smile relaxes as the unnerved ticking sound effect eases into a pleasant humming of static. He's a mixture of thrilled and perfectly content listening to such a story.

"Poetry in motion, I'm sure!" He says, clasping his hands together. "What did he say before you cut his tongue out? Or was he too stunned to speak?"

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"Oh, he was yelling about the hot water thing since I did that first. But he started to become really vulgar and unpleasant, so I cut his tongue out. He was never good with minding his manners" shaking her head as if to show her disappointment of that fact. "There is just a line you don't cross, you know?"

Humming a little, Niffty had thought she had told that story before, but maybe it had been to somebody else. "Now my mother was a different story, hearing her curse was a surprise"

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"Meaning?"

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"Oh have I never told you?" Nifftys demeanor switching instantly back to bubbly as the question was asked. "I cut his hands and feet off and lit him on fire" chuckling as is she was recalling a fond memory. "Well after I cut out his tongue and poured hot water over his crotch that is. You'd think people would bleed out a loot quicker then they do"

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"If anyone wants to be my dad..."

"I'll treat you the same as my real dad"

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"Fixing? You mean like a dog?"

"I can do that for you, no problem~"

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He was polishing the counters, and arranging his inventory in an order that looked nice to him, ear twitching at her squeaky voice. The cat turned towards her, gruff gaze admittedly just a bit softer, if not a little annoyed. He’d always had a bit of a soft spot for Niffty, the young woman’s spirit reminding him of another that was similar, and…cut just as short.

Took a moment to process what she said, gaze drifting to the ceiling. “Niff….how the fuck did it even get up there? Were you trying to aim at a hell roach or something?”

He rolled his eyes and outstretched his wings. “I should really know better than to rationalize anything you do. Fine.” His claws scooped the tiny maid up. “Want me to give you a toss up to it?”

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"I didn't just aim at it! I hit it too" seeming awfully proud of herself for that as well. "Not my fault, the ceilings in this place are soft enough to get a knife stuck in them this easily!" really with how hard that thing was in there is called her strength into question more so then the ceiling.

Just blinking at his rationalizing comment, happy to be picked up the Husk either way. "No a toss won't work, I already got up to it, and it was still stuck with me hanging from it" probably not surprising as Niffty weight about nothing. "I think if I get my legs on the ceiling and pull I can get it out, you just need to catch me"

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@poisonedspider: "Niff....ah' might need yeh' help wit' somethin' . Like somethin'....personal." (Hewwooooo)

Usually people asked Niffty for help with cleaning things or getting something from a hard-to-reach place. But really the small demoness was happy to help with about anything. "Sure thing!" bouncing on the spot as always full of energy.

"What do you need help with?"

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Imagine if, for a day, we were human again.

What a cutie! That surely would not hurt a fly ever.

Just stole this from dash so steal it from me if you want.

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starter for @damnedrainbows | Alastor.

"If Vaggie asks, the stain on the carpet is tomato sauce and not blood" it of course actually was blood. Not her own, though there was some red splatters on her cloths that were a hint on what had happened. Not that there was much need for a hint since Niffty was happy to tell even if nobody asked.

"Somebody came in and was all rude and clearly had no manners. I asked them to leave but they refused so I made them leave! I'm sure not having an arm will teach them a lesson" if they did not bleed out that was.

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"Husk! Husk! Husk! Husk!" jumping up on to the bar skittering to a stop right before the other demon. Like usually, Niffty was full of energy and it seemed like Husk was the lucky chosen to deal with whatever she was up to for now. "Are you busy?" looking around now to actually see if there was somebody else here but seeing nobody.

"If not I need your help for a second, I got a knife stuck in the cieling and it's far enough in there to where I can hang myself off it and it won't move. I'm sure I can get it out but I'd need somebody to catch me after"

[queen-of-prophecy]

Vine notoriously loved her privacy. It meant no household servants, no staff. Just a cleaning crew once a week to take care of basic maintenance. Vine also notoriously loved take-out.

Gladys Gourmet was a favorite. The Sinner had established her cookery in tandem with her witchcraft, after Vine secured a deal that insured her the power to enchant anyone who ate her food. Vine had a tougher system not soon seduced by even the magically enhanced culinary arts. But that didn't mean she didn't enjoy special meals in lieu of just snacking around as usual.

The Voodoo Burgoo was a weekend special. Cooked with real apparitions, it had a taste that could give one goosebumps. Vine consumed it with relish, though the side-effect of cooking with unruly spirits was that unexpected surprises came along with it.

Vine opened the takeout box as soon as the portal closed behind her hand. With a third eye able to see when her order was ready to the minute, it was no issue for her to simply wave a hand, collect the order and carry on. It was an extra large order, twice her usual meal.

And when she opened the box to the soft wail of slow-cooked spirits, a very small surprise was inside the box.

"Indeed." She agreed, looking down at the guest with a sly smile. "A very strange part of it."

A little Sinner, passing through shadows and winding up at the highest point of Witchholm.

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Normal people probably would react to a situation like this with fear or at least a normal amount of confusing. Niffty instead smiled, not fully understanding what was going on but for now she was having a great time. "Oh hi!" She greeted, ever excited and like she didn't care at all about somebody much taller being around her.

Jumping down from where she had been onto an empty space not caring much about how far she would fall. Brushing off her skirt a little eye darting around the place a little mostly to just take where she was in. "Sorry to interrupt or anything, didn't mean to" or at least not like this "I was just wandering around and somehow ended up here. Which speaking off what is here anyway? Doesn't seem like any place I have seen let alone been before" speaking about as fast as she normally walked happily bouncing on her legs.

"Oh sorry I didn't even introduce myself. Guess I lost my way and my manners" chuckling a little giving the other a toothy grin. "I'm Niffty it's nice to meet you"

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Niffty had always been a curious person. Which did lead her into trouble at times. Not that said trouble had ever stopped her before, especially not now that her demon body made it oh so easy to be a bit nosey at times.

So when she saw somebody handle something she had never seen before the small demoness of course followed along. It didn't help that the other demon seemed to act sketchy but not in the usual way people acted sketchy down here.

Following along mostly keeping to the shadows where she could until Niffty somehow lost track of the other. Which was strange, getting away from the demoness was difficult to say the least so this was confusing. Now no longer focused on the person she had tracked the demoness looked around.

"Oh... This doesn't seem like Pride anymore" she wondered out loud not seeming scared or even nervous at this sudden change. "Or it's a very strange part of it"

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"Some people have been feeling safe for to long and it shows"

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"Don't worry it's just an April fools' joke!" The demon she stabbed might not find it all to funny though.