A nifty gal

✘ Canon divergant Niffty from Hazbin Hotel ✘ ✘Kept clean by Neeko✘

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❝ This Place is filthy! It really needs a lady’s touch!❞

                           ✘  Rules | Muse | Carrd ✘

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Moved over to @hellboundhazards

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I just wanted to point out that

Niffty beat Velvette in a fight. Like look at Vel here she was on her back foot and I am sure Niffty would have been able to get around her spam attack as well she is fast enough.

She ALSO not only happily charged into a fight with the Vees to help Alastor. But fucking went at Val stabbing him repeatadly.

AND IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH, this tiny gremlin. Took over Vox's news to sing a fucking song.

Yet some of you still think she needs to be protected, the only protection Niffty needs is gloves for when she cleans up the blood. Let's be real Alastor is probably the one keeping her in check here, be glad she is not on the loose.

Anyway, if you infantilize Niffty please get off my blog.

[blcgfriend]

everyone: nifty was an overlord because of her part in the finale!!

me, an intelectual: She was clearly an overlord because SHE WAS ABLE TO INFLUENCE THE ENTIRE NEWS BROADCAST AGAINST PPLS WILL

and no. you can't tell me this was fake

because we LITERALLY SEE THIS

"UHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WAS THAT JAPANESE? THIS JUST IN."

so she literally did that song and dance. and got everyone involved.

and you're telling me she isnt an overlord or wasn't one?

[angelichooves]

...People BETTER have missed him in this fucking hotel. He hasn't been back in this place and cooked in what felt like weeks...when in reality it was a couple of days at best. He'll...make lunch. He's sure people missed his cooking.

[hellishlyclean]

"ALASTOR!" There was no force in hell that could stop Niffty from rushing towards the other. "I was so worried! Are you okay?! I missed you!" Her talking as fast as her speaking, the small demoness had been very restless since Alastor had been gone. "I wanted to come find you but everyone said it was too dangerous... So I just hoped you'd be fine. Because you're always fine! Nobody can stand up to you!"

[artistmarchalius]

Have some Niffty’s from the early 50’s!

More catalog pages: Fem!Alastor, Fem!Vox, Rosie

Plus a historically accurate version (in terms of 1950’s catalog printing).

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@queen-of-prophecy replied to your post “Niffty has appeared! What to do?”:

Vine: (pets) Who's the cutest little chaos mistress of all? Yooou are!

"I ammmm!"

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Niffty has appeared! What to do?

Pet

Ask on a date

Ask to leave

Play dead

[manga-draw]

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@queen-of-prophecy replied to your post “"None of you will be safe"”:

One Week After Witchholm: Fireballs, bug army and "Old Man Yaoi" spells

The face of a girl that does not care how small the room is or how many people are in it, she will cast fireball!

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"None of you will be safe"

[queen-of-prophecy]

Holds Nifty over her head like that scene in the Lion King. "Behold! A new Mistress of Chaos!!!"

Cue cheers. Girls down below are ecstatic.

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"BEHOLD ME!" Giggling manically already feeling right at home here. This was great!

[queen-of-prophecy]

"Just the usual catches. You can't leave Witchholm unless I get permission from Lucifer, mandatory military service if we're under attack -" Pause. "-but that's it. Considering you already know dear Luci I think I can get special permission quickly. Just promise you'll use your powers for self indulgence and chaos." ❤️

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"Oh, okay!" that seemed tame enough. Really, some war sounded fun if anything. She got to be violent way too little in her mind anyway, and what better way to test out the new powers she would get! "I'm sure Lucifer won't mind! So that should not be an issue"

Signing on the line, this ironically not being the first time she had given her soul away. Somehow, Niffty just always got it back. It worked for her tho and if this meant she got to actually burn things again then it would be worth it.

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// This blog is already canon divergent and always will be. But just so we are clear, my Niffty would not just ignore the fact that Alastor was captured. Girl would be on Charlie's ass until she has her deer man back.

Al is not just a boss, he is her friend and she doesn't abandon friends.

[queen-of-prophecy]

"But of course!"

Out pops a little contract.

"Just swear fealty and a dedication to chaos, sign here-"

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"Is that a soul contract?" excitement stopped for a second as Niffty read through what she was presented. The cyclops was not stupid even if some assumed as much. "Is there another catch? A soul for magic is one thing... but this almost seems too gooood"

[queen-of-prophecy]

"For you my dear, I can have you mind-controling insects in a week!"

Nifty with an army of bugs would be a delightful sight to behold. Just not for everyone else.

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"Can you teach me to light things on fire? Fire that even hurts demons?" Niffty seems very excited about the prospect of learning that. Yes the insect army would be nice too, but she had a special relationship with flames.

[queen-of-prophecy]

"Just as a note, if you've been given the 15-minute fame treatment by the Vees and feel you're owed compensation, I am happy to take on new souls to teach witchcraft to and provide an example of living out your best/worst afterlife!"

[hellishlyclean]

"Can anyone learn magic??"