DON'T DENEGRATE BOWIE, MAN!

GO TO HELL! independent marvel earth-616 johnny blaze/ghost rider written by jacob

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I’d just like you all to know that one of my favorite things about Johnny is how almost every time he’s redesigned there’s a major element of the costume that ends up being one of the great embarrassments of the era.

1970s-1980s: the jumpsuit with a disco collar

1990s: All of it. Just… all of it. The long hair, the leather jacket, the sawed-off shotgun, and the metal plating which effectively made him a cyborg

2006: Nothing, but forcing us to read Daniel Way is punishment enough

2011: Two piercings in his left ear. What. The. Fuck.

2014: The garbage fire uses a Blackberry 

[hellishspook-blog]

i hate that i’m thinking about coming back to this beautiful idiot

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@spookspeople replied to your post “I was reading some of the earlier Ghost Rider comics and I don’t even...”

weren't he and GR separate entities at one point in the 90's or am I thinking of someone else

Yeah, you’re right. In the 90′s the mantle of the Ghost Rider was passed to Daniel Ketch and Johnny was left mostly powerless except for some hellfire manipulation. Danny actually turned out to be Johnny’s brother and the whole Ghost Rider thing was supposed to be this big family curse for the first born. Although, if I remember right, Danny didn’t host the same entity as Johnny did. Instead of sharing headspace with Zarathos, I think Ketch was channelling the spirit of Noble Kale, who was one of their ancestors. A lot of the Ghost Rider mythology gets a little confusing after a while since it’s been through so many retcons over the years. Sometimes it’s a demon, sometimes it’s a cursed ghost, sometimes it’s a weapon of heaven. Who knows what it’ll be next?

[hellishspook-blog]

I was reading some of the earlier Ghost Rider comics and I don’t even think Johnny did the whole alter ego thing? Half the time it seemed like everyone knew he was the Ghost Rider, they just thought it was all special effects and the other half people figured it out pretty quick provided they knew him for longer than five minutes because hE NEVER CHANGED HIS OUTFIT HE LITERALLY JUST WE “WHOOSH I’M ON FIRE NOW I’M GONNA RIDE OFF ON THE SAME BIKE I’VE BEEN ON ALL DAY AS JOHNNY AND PUNCH THE VILLAIN” 

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     only the fires of hell will cleanse ur soul.

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      Cathryn’s been to Hell. She’s seen a lot of things and it would take a lot to actually scare her anymore. She leans her hand forward to light it on his fire, nodding in thanks as she takes a drag. “I’m sure it won’t be the cigarettes that’ll kill me.” 

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     “Whatever you say, kid. ‘Scuse me.” He closed his fist and extinguished the flame as he walked past the gutsy stranger, heading straight for an old auto garage. The place hadn’t seen legitimate business in ages. Lately, it was just used a base for one of the local gangs. Strangely enough, the lookouts didn’t see him coming, even with the road flare of a head he had. It was only when he was practically on top of them did they notice him, and by then it was too late. One haymaker and a penance stare later, he kicked down the front door to the gang banger’s little clubhouse. It was like time stopped. He could see the gangsters rotate through different stages of confusion, disbelief, and then outright terror. Finally, either one of the bravest of them or the stupidest got up the nerve to squeeze the trigger of the gun in his hands and his the Rider in the chest right over where his heart should be. The flaming hellion glanced at the new holes in his jacket and locked eyes with the kid, completely unaffected. “I’m taking that right out of your hide, dumbass.” And with that, the fun began.

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Ghost Rider by Mike Mahle

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( WHO IS IN CONTROL? )

[hellishspook-blog]

someone hold me i can’t stop watching Luk/e C/age

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                ❝ They’ve fought like this before?                      You mean that time that Cap got shot?                      Or was it like a different time? So what                      we just like let them rip themselves apart? ❞

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     “Yep, that’s the one. And don’t be so dramatic, kid. They’re not gonna rip each other apart. They’re just gonna scuffle for a while, then maybe one side’ll go underground, and there’ll be a whole big thing about hunting them down which also takes away from hunting real bad guys. Then a couple months later there’s gonna be a big invasion or something and they’ll band together again and cry and get all emotional and everythin’ will be fine.”

[hellishspook-blog]

I’m gonna head on to bed because for some ungodly reason lately I’ve decided to go to the gym in the morning. G’night! I’m really glad I’ve come back to this blog. I’ve missed Johnny.

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@hellishspook

                          ❝ Maybe, we should do something? ❞

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     “Do what? Beat up on a bunch of good guys who’re bein’ dumbasses? You can, if you want, but I ain’t. I been through this kinda crap once before. It was a shitshow from start to finish and I can tell this’s gonna be worse. Best to just sit it out.”

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       Perhaps, this would be a good time to leave. But when has Cathryn ever been known to do what’s best? She holds out a cigarette between her fingers. “Can I get a light?” 

[hellishspook-blog]

     This one’s got balls. Had to respect that. Most regular folks tend to soil themselves when they catch him like this. Since she didn’t show any signs of backing off, he held out his hand, and before you could say “Burning Man,” there was a mini bonfire dancing in his palm. “Those things’ll kill you, you know.”

[hellishspook-blog]

I can just see Johnny, Danny, and Robbie sitting somewhere watching TV and seeing the new Civil War II nonsense and Robbie going, “Shouldn’t we go do something?” and the other two just going, “Nah, they just do this sometimes. After they beat up on each other for a while they’ll realize they’re bein’ a bunch of idjits and hug it out.”