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cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

never bitch

cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life

toney-starks

Life: A Summary

marcvscicero

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page

fencer-x

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

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….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

wnq-writers

Time after time life shows me that it’s not important to know who you are, only who you’re not.

Nicholas A Browne (via wnq-writers)

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if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

kaseysellingseashells

wonderswoman

How cool is it to go back to the Justice League world and reprise your roles?

affectin

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

stupid-whiskeydreams

i am not a person at 8am

mysharona1987

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as a customer thats fair to be honest

lizzie-mcguire

Stranger Things: a very serious show about the paranormal

msmarvel

The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher

#love this scene

forceawakens

The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher

#Everything that leaves #Andrew Garfield's mouth in this scene #is just absolutely amazing

amyjacob

i’ve been laughing for 2 minutes straight

felderwin

just saw someone say online that they’ve never seen mountains irl and lost my mind. is this an experience you guys have had. are there some people who havent seen mountains

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i’ve never seen mountains. but i live on and island and i lose my mind when people tell me they’ve never seen the ocean. the ocean. some people have never seen the ocean before.