Who needs a title.

On second thought I feel gross without one.

[btsugarush]

Nobody:

Mfs when they put an egg in their instant ramen:

[garbage-empress]

petition to bring back placoderms

[collectivedirective]

whats a placoderms

[garbage-empress]

extinct group of fish what had bone armor

example:

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

How do you know they're extinct? Have you looked everywhere?

[garbage-empress]

Have you?

[catchymemes]

[iapislazuli]

me when random people ask “but if youre a lesbian why are your pronouns they/them” or “how can you be a lesbian if youre not a girl”

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

meant eve

[defibrinationsyndrome]

is tthe post supposed to look like this

or am i buggin

[silly-style]

no thats normal.

[funnytwittertweets]

[lekosis]

The dog has one of the Great Old Ones reassuring him with pats and treats tho. If the King in Yellow had played with u and fed u for ur entire life and let you sleep in his berth of unspeakable blackness at night, and then hugged you reassuringly when Cthulhu rose from the depths, you might be able to handle it better too

[blackpyrefly]

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

[blackpyrefly]

go white boy

[blackpyrefly]

sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you

[bakwaaas]

public transport princess

[frougpepe]

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

[frougpepe]

oh my god it was me

[thealogie]

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

the damage you have done to society

[breadbird]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thememedaddy]

[valtsv]

made the mistake of listening to radioactive by imagine dragons for the first time in like 10 years and was disappointed to be reminded that the actual lyrics are NOT "i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts"

[prose-n-scripts]

so I go to animation school now

[calico-and-lace]

please unmute this

[dazzleyourmindseye]

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this

We are not worthy

[omegaverse]

me when it's cloudy out and i feel a drop

[omegaverse]

I drew this btw. This is my art

[grug-rate-post]

grug think this is relatable

🪨/10

[omegaverse]

Thank you grug

[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[thyrell]

they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore

[fordarkmornings]

Louis-Jean-François Lagrenée (French, 1724-1805)

Allegory of the Five Senses: Smell, 1775

[emailmore]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreveriallyzombified]

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

[emailmore]

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out