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hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions
me two minutes later:
compare yourself only to your previous self
“It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it’s mine.”
— Mark Z. Danielewski (via thoughtkick)
do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed
when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything
I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either
I looked up “how to exact revenge” and I came across an image that resonates with me daily.
bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace
crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up
*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*
“I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies.”
— Eric Shaw
“My spring melancholy is developing in these hot days into summer madness.”
—
Virginia Woolf, in a letter to Emma Vaughan, from
Congenial Spirits: The Selected Letters of Virginia Woolf
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.