Randomness

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[beadubb]

But it’s legit some real advice.

Bitches need to take it.

It’s me…

I’m bitches.

[ave-boy]

[unforgivable-saint]

His and hers avatars

[ispilledmindless]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

[b-itch-y-deactivated20231113]

OMG

[goldnpoc]

this was my favorite vine im so glad its back 

[ruinedchildhood]

[legendofpeach]

I had a few ask for the slow mo version 🤪 enjoy

[thegoodvybe]

“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

— Mary Oliver (via thegoodvybe)

[rechbetch-deactivated20220314]

I wish women would collectively stop giving a fuck about what men want, and use dating as a means for their own personal gain (like men do ALL THE TIME) 😒😒😒

[thegoodvybe]

[miss-curves]

*looks at bank account*

I need to get to hoeing.

[minimalistgrufti]

“I treat myself like I would my daughter. I brush her hair, wash her laundry, tuck her in goodnight. Most importantly, I feed her. I do not punish her. I do not berate her, leave tears staining her face. I do not leave her alone. I know she deserves more. I know I deserve more.”

— Michelle K., I Know I Deserve More. (via sadlittlewords)

[gif87a-com]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

[robotlyra]

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

[beyfann]

Full video of Beyoncé’s grammy peformance mic feed

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

where did people get these from??

[niambi]

dont put a question mark where god put a period.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Something interesting I’ve learned - although I don’t know if this has a name in any other language, but in Korean this position is called “manner legs”. It refers to people stretching their legs to sink down to a smaller height so people working or filming with them could either work on their hair and makeup or appear to be their same height.

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[jee-q]

No one truly knows the real me. I spread my life in bits & pieces across the board between people I’ve met throughout my life. Some know my secrets, some know about my past, some know about my heartbreaks, some know about my successes… but no one knows everything.

[spoiledebony304]

This womb is RESERVED for wealthy seed ONLY!

[keptotherwoman]

PERIODTTTTT

Girl I ain’t never reblogged so fast.

[sugarbabyrudeness-deactivated20]

I have a mental chastity belt on.

[princehypnos-deactivated2015060]

This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!