DO NOT REBLOG IF YOU’RE NOT A SEX WORKER
I did an Incall Routine a while back, I thought it would be time for this.
Before I get dressed, I put everything I need out on the bed:
Condoms. I take at least three condoms of every kind I have - I usually carry three sizes. You need different sizes of condoms for different sizes of penises. I also put those condoms in a little zippable pouch so they are easy to find in my bag and protected from anything pointy that’s also in there.
Change of panties and a pair of tights.
Change of shoes if you’re wearing mean heels
Sweater or light jacket if you can fit them
Hairband and hairbrush if you have long hair, so you can put it up during a massage and fix it before you leave.
Two different kinds of massage oil in a protective plastic bag, especially after you’re done the bottles will be messy.
Gum. For before and after (some clients literally leave a bad taste in your mouth, don’t they).
Hygienic wipes/Wet wipes/both
Check that you have the following before you leave your apartment:
Enough cash to get there AND BACK!!!! (The client might be a no-show, you might wanna leave without getting paid etc.)
Hide your wallet and ID all the way at the bottom of your bag before you meet the guy if you need to take them.
Research how long it will take you to get to the house/hotel via google maps route planner and leave a few minutes early if you can. If you are taking public transport, reserach the time tables there and for the way back.
Personally, I always try to meet the guy in the lobby, then go up to the room, get the cash upfront, count it in the bathroom, take it out of the envelope and in a different place in my bag or stuff it all the way down the bag. Flush the toilet and run the tap to hide noises. Good hiding places for cash are cigarette packs (whether you smoke or not), small discreet inside pockets, and a small pouch full of so many tampons they hide the cash (most cis-men won’t rummage aroud in tampons).
Keep either your handbag or the client in sight at all times. I usually put it well away from the bed, cover it with my clothes and take out everything I need (lube, condoms, see above) before I get undressed.
Keep all your important belongings in one place if you can. If you need to dash, you can just grab them and run. See above: putting your clothes OVER your handbag. Put the handbag on a chair for example and your shoes right next to it.
Figure out where the clock is before the action gets started or set a discreet timer on your phone. Also works: letting the radio run, they usually have news or at least announce the time. Can be annoying and distracting though. Obviously it’s an option to take your own device and a docking station and set the mood with your own playlist that signals you the time!
Make sure his laptop and phone are lying flat on a horizontal surface and that his laptop is closed.
Go through your appointment as usual. Before you leave, do a quick sweep of the room to check that you didn’t forget anything and if you can, discreetly check if the cash and everything else valuable is still in place.
Please add to this or comment on this if I am talking bullshit!
DO NOT REBLOG IF YOU’RE NOT A SEX WORKER
