Shownu: said he'd be the designated driver, but chugged 4 bottles after thinking about dragging home a 180 cm pole, 4 screaming children, & a stripper who's rent is due. has both middle fingers rubbing his temples, & now he's unconsciously flipping everyone off
Wonho: screams to it g ma & hogs the stripper pole. occasionally humps the floor and finds a few girls to messily make out with, & demands for more shots despite the fact that he's 100% sober
Minhyuk: mixed red bull and alcohol together & now he's the fairy princess who can see smells. jumped from the top of a giant speaker & cut his knee on his broken shot glass. screaming how he can smell the ketchup oozing out of his knee & now his pupils won't stop twitching
Kihyun: downed a few beers to "loosen up" & is now grinding on anything with a pulse. got bitch slapped by Hyungwon & won't stop belting the lyrics to hyeya, then started an intellecutual conversation regarding "kihyunnie aegyo" with a bar stool
Hyungwon: turns out he was the 180 cm stripper pole Wonho was dancing on, but decided to erase his memory after seeing Kihyun grind on the corner of a table. took 6 shots then passed out mumbling how "Keyhole" is synonymous for "Kihyun & asshole"
Jooheon: was trying to be a good boy by avoiding alcohol altogether, but was suckered into trying some when I.M suggested he sip on a "pretty" drink. got drunk before hitting the bottom of the glass, & immediately tried bribing the bartender for more in exchange for some "rhymes". won't stop drooling all over the place, & probably lost all bladder control
I.M: the one who put beer in Shownu's hand, opened the pack of red bull, and gave Jooheon the "blue elixir". went to the club to have some fun, and definitely got it by capturing his shitfaced hyungs on camera. evilly cackling with an amused bartender, then ended up choking on his own spit
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