SELF DESTRUCTIVE DAD FRIEND

27 year old nerd aspiring to do tatts soon, also working on a project (very slowly).

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What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[fandoms-run-my-life]

[wipormont]

miserable...

[long-furby-marty]

This is so peaceful…

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[catasters]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[choodraws]

timelapse 🍓🐜🐜🐜

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[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[nobrashfestivity]

National Geographic Specials, The Hidden World of Insects, 1966

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

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awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[nerdreamer]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Anarcho-third-graderism for the win

[la-volpe-bianca]

they’re all fucking right

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[writing-prompt-s]

Vampires are not weak to garlic in particular. Rather, any allergy a vampire had in life becomes a deadly bane in undeath. The garlic thing is just a matter of one famous vampire having that as their thing.

[strange-aeons]

Not to be dramatic or anything but waking up with this bug in my bed literally makes life worth living

[strange-aeons]

BUG IN MY BED!!!!