Live Life Like Someone Left The Gate Open 🐮

Kelsey, 22, North Carolina. Marine Corps vet, tattooed queen. out my blog where 99% of it is just about me and my selfies. 😂 https://www.tumblr.com/blog/devilsleannan

[just-shower-thoughts]

Send a wedding invite to every billionaire you can find an address for, as there’s a good chance their assistants just send you a gift without ever confirming who you are or if their boss knows you.

[bingomann]

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

[bingomann]

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

[bingomann]

roomba company, please make this happen

[fire-is-her-water]

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

[coral]

I sit here and tell myself that I gotta move on, that I need to start making myself happy, that you truly don’t matter and that I can be without you. Then I fall asleep and dream of you, wake up in sweats, wake up in tears and it’s like everything I told myself is forgotton.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything you have done in your whole life, up to this point has led you to read this post.

[anxietyproblem]

[thoughts-in-shower]

English is a difficult language, it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

[theintrovertnation]

[theintrovertnation]

Follow Introvert Nation @introvertproblems

[written-on-polaroids]

How do i let him go ?

At first, you don’t.You’ll hold on to everything that reminds you of him.You’ll sleep in the shirt he left at your house just to torture yourself even more.You’ll check his social media 200 times a day just to see if he’s already met someone else.You’ll suffer. Alot.

And one day, you’ll find yourself sitting infront of your best friend, drinking hot chocolate and it won’t remind you of that one cold winter day when you and him sat on the floor wrapped in blankets. You won’t be ready to start over with someone else yet, but you’re getting there. You’ll feel it.You’ll miss him like crazy, but everyday it gets easier to live without him.

So, I think we never really let them go, we just learn how to let go of the heartbreak. At some point we just find peace. And in that moment it won’t hurt anymore.

[theintrovertnation]

[cornelis-rage]

[submissiveinclination]

~words~

[thepersonalwords]

“Ignore me, it’s cool. But when i move on , don’t say shit”

— thepersonalwords

[helloirishleannan]

[gosh]

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[just-shower-thoughts]

You lose all trust in your phone’s alarm clock when you have something important to wake up for the next day.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[alrajeh-blog-blog]

I need more of you, less of everyone else.