Bootylicious

"A wrinkled ass is the devils playground" - someone super wise

[garfdied]

*forms an emotional bond with the horse i’m riding on the carousel*

[sophietisthebest]

Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time 

[swingsetindecember]

its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[boringangel]

ten mins after u walk out

[1010ll]

[excima]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

JESUS

[thighschool]

i’m not a libra so i can’t relate

[glumshoe]

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

[glumshoe]

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

[succinctlysevered-deactivated20]

what about the last person. what do they get.

[glumshoe]

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

[glumshoe]

also, their credit cards

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elizwsmith)

[bad1dimagines]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[saiasus]

[geniebysnsdmp3]

how the gays communicate

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

me

[adayunwired]

I love this video so much

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[russian-chaos-agent]

I seriously need to see the rest of this video & know how it ends… I’m too invested dammit.

[2003-boy-deactivated20240919]

cock is such a powerful word whoever came up with it really snapped

[some-good-songs]

Visit Original Link

[kristenwiiggle]

[sunfortune]

10 year anniversary of this absolute Banger !

[babyanimalgifs]

this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day

[gigglefitjunkrat]

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin