A Day Unwired

fuck off

[snottiesnot]

Vik

IG || Kofi || INPRNT

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[stupidpetface]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[carmelcup2]

[80slesbiab]

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley

[rose-chateau]

[bitterkarella]

the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

[lyrifemme]

The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make

[violentoffender]

[eric-coldfire]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

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[curioscurio]

[third-king-of-salmonids]

SWAM PAST MY OLD JOB TODAY I THINK THEY MISS ME

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[naamahdarling]

...swam?

[lilxiix]

[mongo-the-liensis]

Quasar once said

You cannot unlick a butthole that has already been licked

Okay buddy. We gotta be quick. You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. You get me?

Shut your titty hole!

Look, you walking shawarma skewer. I don’t speak whatever the fuck it is you’re trying to say, and it ain’t in the translator system, which is fine by me because you ain’t allowed to so much as bleat at my client. You’re only here because... actually, I don’t know why the fuck you’re here. [turns to Zev] Why the fuck is he here?

[antebellum13]

⚠️Non-HP Universe Post⚠️

[Interested in buying a print or full resolution digital download? Check out my shop on Etsy!]

My favourite book series! This is Carl and Princess Donut from the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman. Amazing books and amazing audio books because the narrator is so insanely talented you completely forget it’s just one guy!

Information about the painting

References used:

Carl - based very loosely on Tom Hanks from Saving Private Ryan

Donut - Google image search for tortoiseshell Persian cats helped me figure out the coat pattern and smushed face look

Tiara - Google image search for plastic tiara, and then I combined a few of the results for something a little more unique

Glasses - Google image search for rhinestone sunglasses, and then combined for a gaudy look

Butterfly charm - couldn’t find anything I really liked so it’s more of a sort of fairy wing look than anything else 🤷🏻‍♀️

Leather jacket - Google image search

Brushes used (procreate):

Lilydale

Winkleigh

Lichen

Agrarian

Forester

Mintbrush

Canva used to add signature

Native Apple photos app used for post-processing colour balance

[targetedknowledge]

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[adayunwired]

He’ll yeah! Go Felix Darkmantle!

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[vomitdodger]

[ekjohnston]

David from Accounting had to know. He was like "this is my chance, and I am going to take it", didn't reply, and then showed up to make friends. Intergenerational friends are really important! For reasons both practical and...spiritual. David from Accounting is your gift, Anthony. Cherish him.