"Hi Vampire," I said flirtily as I started to sob.

Dirk / 25...? (I've lost count.) / The hills are alive with the sound of screaming. || Flarping acct. Migration / Mun and muse 21+

[hellokittydiary]

FLARPING ACCOUNT MIGRATION

this is a mating call to all my flarping friends out there. any and all of yall are welcome to follow and i will follow ya right back and we can continue our shenanigans as if flarp never left

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EDIT 12/3/23

LOL i’m going to make the first ever post on this blog my pinned post with my important info and i’m keeping the original post for nostalgia’s sake. been kicking around with this little dude for A FUCKING WHILE

anyway hi this is a character-run rp blog for an independent timeline rose-swapped dirk lalonde. he’s a heinous fucking man. run by kris.

same rules as all my blogs apply. no minors no personals please. i’ve said i’ll softblock first but like. thing is i’m fucking forgetful. so i might change tht to just full block otherwise it could end up in this weird cycle of softblocking the same person and them following me back bc we both forgot i softblocked them lol. so.

anyway links below. mobile links... eventually. sorry. one day i’ll just make a fucking carrd for all my muses but today is not that day

EDIT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (6/24/25)

THOUGHT Y’ALL SAW THE LAST OF DILAL???? I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT HERE WE ARE

anyway made a carrd now. it’s the ooc link.

ic about | stats | ooc (carrd) | content warnings | relationships

[hellokittydiary]

Sorry I ghosted you, Kris. I got distracted.

[yellowbaka]

woah akita neru rp blog everyone's shocked

run by kris. hello welcome back to my special hell.

don't have many pages set up now and don't feel like doing it now. in true neru fashion. but:

ooc/rules picrew link

same rules apply as all my other blogs, no minors, no personals, etc.

i did edit the picrew a bit in terms of colors and giving her One ponytail since that one only had twintails long enough

full edited image and some info under the cut:

before and after i went to town on it

and a small bio:

Name: Akita Neru

Pronouns: she/her

Age: uuuuhhh adult. designed to appear in the early-mid 20s range.

Voice HC: i really like ToriTeru's Neru, in which they usually mix Rin and V4 Flower's voices

Neru was first imagined as a derivative of Miku. Now that she's been built into a physical form (in this made-up universe I just cracked open where synth mascots can be made into some kind of cyborgs that are very similar to humans in form and function, but notably don't age. I don't know this is a crapshoot I'm still working out the kinks) she's been trying to escape Miku's shadow.

As it turns out, the diva life's not as easy as Miku makes it seem, especially when nobody knows who the hell you are. If she gets called "Yellow Miku" one more time, she's going to become the first Vocaloid to go to jail for murder.

[djsangos]

//fuck guys i made the neru blog

[ech0light]

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

[hellokittydiary]

//fdajklfjdalk okay i guess the neru blog is happening after all i managed to get a hilarious url for her lmaoooo

[tikki-wikki]

[hellokittydiary]

Though honestly I think I'd have preferred to be decapitated than to have been stabbed and left to bleed out.

At the very least, it would've been quicker.

[hellokittydiary]

I'm not sure knives are optimal for beheadings. Sure, it would be possible, but very tedious. And very messy.

I suppose stabbing would be the most effective execution method, but I already have several stab wounds, giving me the advantage of less stabbable surface area.

[embellishedbookworm]

well yeah they're not optimal but you brought highlander rules into this. i am fairly certain that multimedia franchise of movies and television allow for knives. remember, commitment to the bit is the most important thing.

more important than life itself!

[hellokittydiary]

Is decapitation actually required, or do they just do it for the spectacle? I'd like to not have to clean gallons of blood from my carpet.

Anyway, are you bringing them over, or are we just going to continue debating gruesome execution methods?

[hellokittydiary]

Unfortunately, there can only be one.

[embellishedbookworm]

wait does that mean one of you is going to have to behead the other?

[hellokittydiary]

I'm not sure knives are optimal for beheadings. Sure, it would be possible, but very tedious. And very messy.

I suppose stabbing would be the most effective execution method, but I already have several stab wounds, giving me the advantage of less stabbable surface area.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

[hellokittydiary]

They would.

To get the jump on me.

[embellishedbookworm]

you two seem very similar that way!

[hellokittydiary]

Unfortunately, there can only be one.

[hellokittydiary]

//ahhh fuck sleepytired town again but it's only 8pm and i don't wanna GO ALL THE WAY TO BEDDDD

but if i drop offline for several hours again it's bc i conked out for an impromptu nap fjlkajfkd

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[hellokittydiary]

It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them over to see me Blair Witching it in the kitchen for like 3 hours.

But I'm good now.

[embellishedbookworm]

actually i think kris would have liked to see that. :p

[hellokittydiary]

They would.

To get the jump on me.

[embellishedbookworm]

i mean i wanted to be sure!

[hellokittydiary]

It's probably a good thing that you didn't bring them over to see me Blair Witching it in the kitchen for like 3 hours.

But I'm good now.

[certifiedberdlyhater]

@hellokittydiary

jill said she could bring me to come see you if you’d be okay with it

[hellokittydiary]

Oh, sorry, I spaced out for a while there.

Voided out?

I don't see why not.

[puccinibellini]

nice to meet you Dirk. ohhhhhh yeah, lots of times. they're only elusive outside their native habitat, you can find them all over places like Daytona Beach. hell, you might even be talking to one right now.........................

[hellokittydiary]

As a New Mexico native, I've never seen one in the flesh...

Holy shit. One second, I need to grab my camera.