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call me captain. any pronouns || IC Roleplay blog for Captain 3 from Splatoon | mun/muse 21+ | run by kris, icon art by jup @millenniumdueled

[djsangos]

wow hi spatoon captain rp blog. written by kris

mun and muse are both adults. same rules apply as all my other blogs: no minors, no non-rp blogs*, ic =/= ooc, etc.

*i guess i'm fine with y'all following my rp blogs, i'm totally fine with out of character interaction. please do not reblog my in-character or rp posts. it makes me feel weird and i might block you.

ic about | stats | ooc/rules - carrd (finally made one)

okay this is literally just a fucking hub account now lmao here's my sideblogs:

acht (same universe as captain): @livef1sh

black rock shooter (2012 anime verse): @agonydefying

akita neru: @yellowbaka

siffrin nolastname: @taciturnstardust

[the-biter]

ok ill bite

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[toothfairyfemme]

a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[my-dailydreams]

[halfpromise]

[boymounter]

before someone else goes to get groceries: I Have no earthly desires 😌

when tbey come back with groceries: ummm did you not get me the Jumbo 18 Pack Novelty Choc Chip Cookies (With Real Sea Salt) - Limited Run & KNUCKLES

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[djsangos]

so whats the dress code for the funeral

[seymourworld]

you follow me back on tumblr and i immediately dig my claws into you and start leeching your blood and nutrients. and we are #bestfriends ^_^

[seymourworld]

if you unfollow me im killing us both Ok❗ Nobody else gets to siphon your nutrients

[seymourworld]

cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[coldbrewpup]

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars