Hello, Larries.

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[hellolarries]

Hi, I know you didn't start the Cristiano Ronaldo post, but during a match between Real Madrid and Atletico, Koke called Ronaldo the f word, and Ronaldo responded by saying (I'm trying to translate into English) "Yes, but a "f word" with a lot of money". Not saying he's def gay/straight, but just wanted to add this.

Hello. Yes, I am aware of this. However, as you are might also be aware of, and as sad as it is, the word ‘maricón’ is often used as a derogatory term and it is quite possible that that’s exactly the way it was used in that situation. It’s obviously not a statement of however he identifies as.

[harmonicainbetty]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to be invited to Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party

Larries vs Football Fandom Master post:

For those who didn’t know what happened…

a bunch of Larry (Harry Styles and Louis whatever his last name is shippers) fans somehow got it into their heads that Cristiano Ronaldo is gay because he takes lot of pictures with his male friend, the way he dresses, and whatever other reason.

So a few Madridstas started calling these people out on their wrongful gay stereotyping and eventually it reached the Cules. This was an important part of the night since it was a rare time when Cules and Madristas agreed and came together (some Bayern fans too). The night started out heated but soon became a huge meme because of how stupid the Larry shippers were.

So because of that we got some GREAT memes such as:

i dont even know what this means :) [Larry Stan about the words “Madridsta and Cule)

don’t worry I googled it twice :-)))) [When referring to how many times she google Cristiano Ronaldo]

The Cristiano Ronaldo fandom [Larry referring to everyone calling her out as a “fandom”]

christian ronaldo [From Larries spelling his name wrong]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the captian of madrid [Honestly Idk?]

*Christiano [From Larries spelling his name wrong]

[guti]

BLESS YOU THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR

[levantiinequeen]

THIS IS CODE RED. LARRIES ARE BACK

[lavenderstyles]

I mean...Romeo and Juliet was written as a tragedy, not a romance. I seriously doubt Shakespeare wanted people to romanticize it.

and yet here we are :( girls looking for their “romeo”…. that taylor swift song…..

[hessolo]

Taylor wrote that song because she was a teenager who thought the ending was too sad and she wanted to give them a happy ending though. She wasn’t romanticising the original. She rewrote it to make it happy.

[hellolarries]

Hey there! Avoiding all the constant drama, I'm just wondering if you've heard Bastille's new song that they released today? It's called Good Grief. I dunno if you're a Bastille fan at all, just thought to share :) It's great!!

Hello! Yes, I am a Bastille fan, but I’ve been so buried in work I have barely had time to come online, so I haven’t heard it yet! I’m gonna do that now, thank you :)

[hellolarries]

impatient14 replied to your post: It disgusts me that there are people in this...

There has been counting bless Larries Calling out that disgusting behavior.

I’m aware of that. That’s why my post wasn’t directed at Larries. I said “there are people in this fandom” and “some people” instead of naming any particular group of people, because I know that, in this situation, it’s wrong to generalize. 

[hellolarries]

It disgusts me that there are people in this fandom commenting Larry-related things under Harry’s rainbow instagram posts. This was terrible and it represents multiple things wrong with the United States in particular and the world in general. The fact that this is a time of celebration for some people shows pure disrespect for the victims and the inherent social issues. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 

[hellolarries]

For Hannah aka @hellofreddie

I hope you see this. I’m sorry, I’ve been in my college training program and have not had the chance to come online. I saw you deleted and that makes me incredibly sad. I’m sorry I wasn’t here to talk to you when you messaged me, I hope you’re okay and if you have any other way of reaching out, just do that. I will miss you terribly.

[gratitudecafe]

x

[hessolo]

Thank you 1D (pseudo) fandom for teaching me that supporting your boyfriend should only happen in private, that I am to be never seen or heard, that if I had a child I need to be indoors with that child 24/7 and never let anyone outside of that house see my child. I have to have a career, yet I’m not allowed to talk about it or leave my house. I cannot say his name ever, I cannot be affectionate to him ever, I have to smile 24/7 but also not look tooooo happy because that is extra. Thank you tumblr fandom for teaching me my role as a woman. Which is to be an object instead of an equal partner.

[larrywhispers-deactivated202403]

Some blogs “antis” attacked me cuz i said that freddie’s blue eyes are photoshopped..now i took a pic of baby'eyes from @sexatoxbridge posts abt freddie & another baby we thought it was him, and i compared his REAL EYES COLOR to freddies’s eye color …

.. GUYS this is not original blue..this is simply selected by a tool in photoshop and edited with blue color to match louis'eyes “wich is not even same blue greeny as louis”…

-also the black round in his eye is like a random black spot…

-and NO EYE LASHES !!👀

Maybe i am wrong and maybe i am right , but either ways, this innocent cutie baby used in this ugly babygate stunt is not louis’s son , wether his eyes r blue/green/brown

[hellolarries]

What is your point, exactly? So, this baby’s eyes are not the same color as Freddie’s - which means that they are photoshopped. What kind of logic is that, really? There are different shades of blue eyes, you know? About the ‘random black spot’ - First of all, when you zoom in in a low quality picture, it’s bound to lose detail, so that could be it. Freddie could also have some sort of problem in his eye that caused that (look up Daniela Ruah to see an extreme of that). Last, but not the least..... Freddie barely has any hair. He also barely has eyebrows. That is why he doesn’t have eyelashes (or has very blonde, thin ones that can’t be seen in these pictures. Using your logic, the other baby HAS eyelashes so it had to be photoshopped too. Seriously, this is completely flawed logic and it is really sad that you’re spending your time trying to debunk the existence of a small baby instead of accepting he is not going away.

[snowglobegays]

im not excusing the larries that bully briana, danielle, and (unfortunately) freddie, but it’s a little different when it’s a group of people bullying someone famous or linked to someone famous than is when individual antis bully individual or small groups of larries. it’s not personal when someone thinks briana is being a little extra, but it is personal when a 20 something year old talks constant shit about a 15 year old

[hellofreddie-deactivated2016060]

Oh so it’s antis who are bullying Larries? Never the other way around?

[hellolarries]

"It's not personal when someone thinks Briana is a little extra" The hell it isn't. Briana is a person with feelings just like any of us. If you feel attacked because an anti (or more) bully you, just picture what it'd be like to get that x10000. When people around here say stuff like "Briana's faking a baby for money" or "She's a terrible mother because (insert reason here)", how is that not personal?

[hellolarries]

Hi :) Just started reading your screenshots of that Larry thing you posted a while ago (not sure what it was, a blog? where they got together and decided to censor what they put on their blogs) anyway, you said to let you know if there were any names you didn't black out, and on post 26, first paragraph, second to last line, is a name I think you missed. I know it's a bit late, but just thought I'd let you know anyway. Xxx

Thank you so much! At this point, the screenshots & the ZIP folder have already been shared and downloaded a lot, so I think it wouldn’t make much of a difference if I blacked it out now, but anyway, thank you so much for noticing and letting me know!

[cevanstiddies]

These are literally not the same babies.

[hellofreddie-deactivated2016060]

Mind explaining why?

[thelarrative-blog]

There are several stunt Freddie’s. Freddie doesn’t like being photographed from the back, so they always use another Freddie’s head in these cases, this is why the back of his head/body is so recognizable as distinctly Freddie seeming each time. And Back Of The Head Freddie is shy about the front of his head being shown, so there we get another baby, the front facing stunt Freddie.  It’s an elaborate circular sequence of stunt and real Freddie’s to the point that nobody involved in this even knows which is which anymore. But there are 412 Freddie’s now identified in the wild and we hope you too shall one day enjoy discovering a new one.

[linda-belcher]

People need to understand that when they ship real people, they are shipping their constructed public personas, not who they are in private and that is something tin hats of any kind frequently misunderstand. You will never be aware of what a stranger’s genuine self is, especially if they are a celebrity.

No matter how many interviews they do or fans they meet, you are not their friend. You can be close to them in the way that fans are close to people they love and admire, but you do not truly know them, and you likely never will. Trying to force them to reveal the parts of themselves that they keep private by necessity is disrespectful and invasive.

[hellolarries]

hessolo

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So, Liam retweets a Larrie, just like he has...

Just wait til next time he disproves larry and they hate him again

I know, right? It’s specially fascinating how they completely dismiss everything the boys say or do on Twitter when it doesn’t favor their theories, but the second something could potentially be spun to meaning Larry is real, suddenly they forget stuff like “the boys don’t run their twitters” and “he is forced to say those things”. When you look at it from a logical point of view, it becomes obvious how pathetic this whole thing is.

[hellolarries]

So, Liam retweets a Larrie, just like he has tweeted and retweeted people who ship other pairs, and suddenly that’s ‘Liam being a Larrie’? And then y’all complain about getting ‘different treatment’ lmao When the boys treat everyone equally, shit like this happens, so what did you expect?