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Hopeless romantic Lesbian Please message me ❤️ - 18yrs

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[captain-price-returns]

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

[long-story-shortish]

Being so inexperienced that even answering a message gets me nervous cause i don’t what I’m doing and I don’t know how to respond

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[fanonical]

in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

I need a paragraph of reassurance from everyone in my phone on my desk by eight am tomorrow thanks

[birdbyt3]

hm. i want a carrot muffin and a makeout session with heavy breathing

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[helloleighhere]

Lwk me only just watching the rest of the hunger games today

[infertilityidol]

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[libraford]

I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

[libraford]

English speaking child: baby! Baby!

Spanish speaking child: ¡esta bebe!

Excited screaming from both.

Spanish: -produces a toy of some kind-

Excited screaming both.

Spanish: do... do you...quieres... ahhh...

English: do you want to come pl-

Spanish: ¿juega conmigo? -toy makes a sound-

Excited screaming both

[freakybbydoll]

I really wonder how it'd be like to spend a whole day with her, like idk go shopping or to the cinema, or just stay home and take care of her after work, eat dinner and then rest on the couch while i give her lazy neck kisses

[retrodancefre4k]

i love when people send me pics throughout the day, i don’t necessarily mean sexual pics, but when they send me a pic of what they’re doing, a pic of their food, their outfit

i just love the feeling of being involved in someone’s day

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

🤔

[floridensis]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Since I started shooting everyone who approaches my mailbox or front door I haven't received any mail. Is something wrong with the mail service?

[headspace-hotel]

@plantanarchy My environmental science prof had a whole lecture about populations where she HAMMERED this one in

Prey populations bounce back faster than their predators. The higher on the food chain something is, the slower it reproduces

So if you kill all the bugs in your yard, you're not only killing "pests" but all the predators that keep the population of those pests in balance with everything else

The pests will recover faster than their predators, and since the predators are gone...you get more pests than you ever had to begin with

To make matters worse, populations of many common "pest" insects evolve resistance to pesticides hella fast. Mosquitoes got DDT resistant in some areas like...a year after they started spraying DDT

And EVEN WORSE

A lot of harmless creepy crawlies that people want to kill (Spiders, ants, beetles) are actually the main predators of ticks, which can actually make you sick.

It's basically like an addiction. You spray your yard for pests, for a while it looks like they're all gone, but then all of a sudden, the pests come back with a vengeance. Better spray again to make sure they're gone! The cycle repeats. The infestations get worse and worse and you buy more and more poisons to get rid of them and it just keeps going.

This is exactly what the chemical companies want to happen.

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lawn culturistas would rather wage chemical warfare on their plants than simply introducing a few strategically placed ladybugs

[freshwaterduck]

[musings-of-a-crazed-musician]

reblogging this with the addition of my favorite comment on the post

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already