Madam Fiona

[pm] You’re welcome. You’re the best thing ev Thought it was time to make it official with a mix.

[PM] I’m glad to know I am worth of such efforts. I love you. I adore you.

pagingdoctornolan-blog

That’s a pretty huge compliment coming from a TV celebrity. Tell you what, I’ll give you a fifteen percent haircut if you ever come into my OT. How’s your appendix feeling today?

Not bursting to see you.

#c: scott

professor-exorcist

[pm] But how did you know those would work in the first place? Did you have a back-up plan in case that didn’t work? You don’t think these things through, Fiona

Perhaps he learned his lesson from the last time.

#brett-tharp-tos #c: brett

[PM] I kept him in a salt chest before that, in a jar. I made sure there was a correct symbol. I fed him, it’s fine. I think he’s kind of afraid of me.

We need to test that.

#c: rebecca

brett-tharp-tos replied to your post:[Sent at 2am] [P Have you heard from Eloise? I...

[P Can you try? Miles is going to go looking for her but…. What if something bad has happened, Fiona? What do I do?

[PM] Try to remain calm, I am sure she’s fine but might have gotten distracted.

esme-babineaux-deactivated20170

I have absolutely no idea what that is or why I should care.

And yet you respond, you must want some kind of attention, cupcake.

#c: esme

[Sent at 2am] [PM] Have you heard from Eloise? I can't get through to her on her phone. I've rung her at least five times. I didn't make her mad, did I? What if something bad has happened? Please tell me you know where she is...

[Responded at 3 am] [PM] No, I can try and contact her?

#c: brett

[pm] You’re such a brat. But I love you.

Before you go stuff your face, something very important. I’ll send it to you in a second.

[PM] This better be a cat gif.

[pm] I’m sure he’d appreciate that. You haven’t acted this weird since Ever Wait yes you have

Just no mentioning breaking into the station to superglue all the staplers to the ceiling because I’m pretty sure one of those belonged to him at the time. Definitely, whatever you do - don’t mention the handcuffs I nicked either. And a B&E at the station with supernatural help would most likely be frowned upon. OR we could nonchalantly ask about the statute of limitations regarding all your past crimes committed, we could go that route, my darling..

[PM] I am not going to do anything. If I stop responding do you think he’ll notice? I mean would he tell Rebecca? Because if he tells Rebecca then Rebecca tells me and it’s the ‘Fiona, what have you done?’ song and dance. I’ve figured if I pull my ear from the phone for ten seconds and sigh, she thinks I’m listening.

I am going to talk to some food about this.

professor-exorcist

[pm] So it’s a specter itself, and yet it eats ghosts? That’s strange. And cannibalistic.

You’ve let it loose? Oh, fuck, Fiona, I might just die from you giving me a heart attack before this stupid ghost takes me body

#c: rebecca #death by fiona #sounds legit

[PM] Contained area. Salt circle. Iron. All the bells and whistles.

I am seriously surprised Miles hasn’t told you. It’s like his hobby to tell you things, I don’t know if he looks up to you or is afraid. If he’s smart it’s both.

pagingdoctornolan-blog

Does it? Personally, I encourage my friends to get wasted on Tijuana hookers and make terrible life choices. You can hold it over their heads for the rest of your life for fun and profit. No, wait, that would be insane. Just kidding!

[User breaks into inexplicable fit of coughing]

I am feeling a feeling you’re the kind of a friend I desperately need or don’t in my life. There is no in between.

#c: scott

[pm] In your case: do not type, mime, use morse code, like their cat memes on Facebook, comment on their food porn on Instagram, or open your mouth within 500 yards of a cop. Avoid them at all costs.

This is coming from a place of love, from me to you.

[PM] But what if I got him an arrangement of dog stuff for his dogs? I mean he has three of them and if I were him I would love that. Right? Miles, I want him to like me. If he is going to make an honest wo- Listen to me she has a few short months and I need to make this magical. Alright maybe lu- Everyone likes ice cream, right?!

justacowboycop-blog

[pm] Sure was. For a given definition of interesting, anyh

Why d She has. A few tim They all seem to get along pretty well.

[PM] I have a dog, half beagle and he seems to like her. How do you feel about cats? Can I meet your dogs? Are you and Rebecca dating? Miles said to leave it I know how to pick locks, will that automatically get me arrested if I admit to that?

#c: nick

professor-exorcist

[pm] So its not temperamental? That’s unusual for any sort of specter. Is it repelled by salt? Cold iron?

If you’re going to study it, you should do it right. I have some equipment that might better be used for containing it, and that will keep you safer. Finding an undocumented species of any sort is a rare find these days, and I must say, the anthropologist side of me is dying of curiosity. It’s my duty, after all, both as an exorcist and anthropologist.

But don’t get me wrong– I’m still very angry you went after this thing alone and have been keeping it like some sort of pet. I just don’t have the energy to yell at you right now. With love, of course.

[PM] If he’s hungry he is. Salt and cold iron are not things he likes and are indeed weaknesses so far.

Alright, I can pick those things up. I mean, I think it/him interesting and the few times I’ve let it lose while in a contained area it’s been pretty good. Is it wrong that I’m excited for you to see it? I mean, well, hear it.

#c: rebecca

[pm] You have a funny way of showing it.

[PM] How do you talk to a cop without mentioning all the illegal or immoral things you’ve done? I need to know. For science.