eternity is a long time

victor. 31. she/he/they just trying to stay sane man. i post about tomarry a lot sprinkled with whatever my current hyperfixation is.

[captainha-ha]

<<Did you hear???>>

THE 2026 MARTIAN ANNUAL IS OUT NOW!!

✨🚀Completely free, this zine is jam-packed with amazing sci-fi art, writing, puzzles and comics! Check it out and give the many artists involved some much deserved love~💫✨

Share it with your space loving friends—2026 is a great year to be a space fan! 👽✨

✨👽 Official Website 🛸✨

Itch.io | Ko-Fi | Patreon

We’ll be raffling off extra physical copies when they’re printed, so stay up to date with our site and/or Instagram~⭐️⭐️⭐️

[lagomerch]

Secret project reveal! I was not a contributor for this zine, but they let me in as an advertiser, and i made a whole new artwork for it... stay tuned to see what i chose to advertise >:)

You can find out more here @captainha-ha and look at the countdown here

Martian Annual OFFICIAL Website

Welcome Earthlings!

[captainha-ha]

👽So about that Martian Zine…

We couldn’t hit a March release, but soon all the pages will be done and ready for beta readers~💫✨

Keep an eye out for the digital release on April 26th!! The zine is spacey, colourful, and all the writers & artists worked really hard to make this so cool!⭐️⭐️⭐️

[captainha-ha]

GILFS IN SPACE! GILFS IN SPACE!! GILFS IN SPACE!!! GILFS IN SPACE!!!!

SEASON 4 babeee!!

100 years dndads lol As per tradition, gotta draw my rendetions of the cast~ (if I do more, that’s up to how this year goes to decide.)

✨🛸✨

[captainha-ha]

✨🛸Martian March Zine: OPEN Applications!!👽✨

👾Applications for Contributors and Advertisers are a GO!! Thank you so much to the folks that filled out the interest form and shared! We got SO many responses~👾

Here’s hoping we get a bunch of applicants too!🙌🏽✨

CONTRIBUTORS apply here!

ADVERTISERS apply here!

🚀Wanna be apart of the zine but don’t have time to draw something new??🚀

That’s what the advertiser application is for!!

⭐️And here is the zine info in question!!⭐️

This is my first zine, so forgive me if I overlooked anything! I am always always always open to answering questions though! 🙌🏽🛸✨

(This is a community collab celebrating artists of all kinds…AND SPACE~✨ Don’t be afraid to engage!)

[captainha-ha]

✨🛸Martian March Zine: Interest Check!!👽⭐️✨

A sci-fi zine that will be formatted like a classic magazine~ More info in the link!🚀✨

https://forms.gle/4tEGV5qYxSEqy5Pp9

(Ooooh you wanna fill it out so bad~)

[captainha-ha]

✨2025’s Commission Batch!

I’ll be reopening in March!!💛💛💛✨

🙌🏽Thanks to everyone who reblogged and shared!🙌🏽✨

[captainha-ha]

✨2025 COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!✨

(It’s September—which means my comms are open for the month for some reason lol)

Email, Ko-Fi or Vgen, hit me up if you want a drawing from me🫡💛💛💛

Ko-Fi | Instagram | Vgen | Patreon

[captainha-ha]

✨2025 COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!✨

(It’s September—which means my comms are open for the month for some reason lol)

Email, Ko-Fi or Vgen, hit me up if you want a drawing from me🫡💛💛💛

Ko-Fi | Instagram | Vgen | Patreon

[captainha-ha]

🛡️ART FIGHT 2025!!⚔️

🩷My First and my last ArtFight attack!

🧡Collage of all my attacks/revenge!

💛2 of my overall faves!

💚My fave mass attack~

🩵The attack I struggled the most with!

Had such a good art fight year! Came out refreshed instead of burnt out, so I think I paced myself pretty well this time~

✨ Insta | Patreon | ArtFight ✨

(If you drew me something, just know you have my whole heart~🩷🩷🩷)

[leaves-and-inks]

[ID: a person leaping through the air with a cropped night city scape in the background. He extends past the borders of the cute onto the light blue border. He has shoulder length, purple hair flowing behind him, and wears a half mask with a skull nose and sharp teeth. He has metallic gauntlets that go up to his elbows, as well as metallic, knee-high high heeled boots. Iridium also has a purple armband and black headband helping to hold his hair back. /end ID]

Iridium, an attack/revenge for VictorysIchor on artfight!! (and @hellomisterriddle here on tumblr!)

artfight post linktree

[hellomisterriddle]

THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THIS!!!!

I literally love those sooooo much 😭😭😭😭 its PERFECT!!!💜💜💜💜💜

[tomarrymortbigbang]

Welcome to the 2025 Tomarrymort Big Bang!

Dates

July 31: Sign-ups open (Harry's birthday)

August 31: Author sign-ups close

September 30: Artist sign-ups close

September 30: Author 30% check-in; fic summaries due

October 15: Artist matches

December 31: Submissions due (Tom's birthday)

Rules and Guidelines

What is a Big Bang?

A Big Bang is a challenge where writers and artists come together to create an explosion of new content for a particular ship. The first Big Bang was hosted in 2005 for the Drarry ship.

Rules

All participants must be 18+ to participate. Anyone found to be misrepresenting their age will be barred from this event and all future events. There are no content restrictions for the event; dead dove content is allowed. No AI may be used in either your fic or art submissions. Anyone found to be using AI will be barred from this event and all future events.

Author Requirements

All fics must center the m/m Harry Potter / Tom Riddle | Voldemort ship. If you are in any doubt at all about whether your fic is 'Tomarrymort-centric' or would like further clarification, please do ask early. Email us at tomarrymortbigbang [at] gmail.com. The minimum word count is 10,000 words. All fics must be standalone and previously unpublished, written in English, and 100% written by you. Please use a beta for SPAG, or plan to be your own beta. NO AI-assisted editing OR AI-assisted translation is permitted. There will be a mid-point check-in on September 30, at which point authors are expected to be 30% of the way to the word count minimum and will submit a summary and snippet in order to match to an artist. Submissions are due on December 31 (Tom's birthday). (Optional) Theme: There is no formal theme for this event, but if you'd like a couple of ideas for inspiration, feel free to use 'Birthday Gifts' and/or 'Fast Burn' as your theme.

Artist Requirements

All art must center the Harry Potter / Tom Riddle | Voldemort ship, and correspond to the paired fic. Artwork should be polished and complete (ie, more than a sketch). Submissions do not all have to be in full color, but should at least feature clean linework with thoughtful shading and composition. Artists will be contacted to request matches after fic summaries are due on September 30. Artists and authors pairings will be released on October 15. Submissions are due on December 31 (Tom's birthday).

Why 10,000 words?

HP fandom Big Bangs have ranged from 2,000 word minimums to 50,000 word minimums. As an example, Drarry Big Bang was 50,000 word minimum (source), Jegulus Big Bang was 20,000 word minimum (source), Remus/Sirius Big Bang was 20,000 word minimum (source). For the Tomarrymort Big Bang, writers will have between July 31 and December 31 which is 5 months to complete 10,000 words. Please only sign up for the fest if you can commit to this minimum word count.

Tagging @thebigbangblogproject @hpfests for reblog/share request.

[captainha-ha]

✨🦕It’s TIIIIIIME~!!!🦖✨

Now that Friendly Fire is 75%, I am unstoppable.

🩷User: CaptainHaHa

🧡I Attack: EVERYONE!!!

💛I Do: Friendly Fire & REVENGE (I’m big on revenge; gotta keep my ratio right)

💚Characters I Have: Human & Anthro

| INSTA | ART FIGHT | PATREON |

[captainha-ha]

💋🕸️New Story!!🕸️💋

Made it just to fill the empty spot on my ArtFight character page this year lol

Stormy comes from a long line of duelists and assassins. The Kills family is known for the vast magical knowledge and arcane abilities, but Stormy was curse to only have half of that. He has all the magic power with none of the innate wizard knowledge or retention—making him a Sorcerer.

While on paper, that’s not an awful thing, but it does become a problem when you’re trying to go to a wizarding college majoring in conjuration. It doesn’t take long for Stormy to start drowning in all their homework so his family “hires” a tutor for him.

Carmine is a prodigy. His father was a well-known and well off wizard who tragically died when Carmine was a teen. He became a bit of a loner, things only getting worse for his social life when his girlfriend in college died as well. Desperate to get his loved ones back, Carmine made a pact with who he thinks is a demi-goddess; Madame Celestina. She uses her power to help him study the taboo subject of necromancy. Using his magical knowledge, school resources, and patron, Carmine closed himself off to the world to throw himself into his work…until he was approached by the Kills.

It would not be a stretch to say that Carmine was threatened to tutor Stormy, but the coercion alone is not why Carmine despises the little punk. He can quickly tell Stormy is not actually a wizard and has no idea what he’s doing when he performs magic. However, despite his work being cut out for him, Carmine does take an interest in continuing to work with the brat when he see that necromancy also comes pretty easy to him.

tl;dr - Sunshine Fail vs Emo Recluse with magic.

[animentality]

[sixthcloud3]

Its yours now, take care of it

TikTok | X

[leclercari]

i need everyone to hear the story of colman domingo meeting his husband bc it's just the most beautiful thing i've ever heard

[bisexualshakespeare]

Audio for Interview on Graham Norton audio:

You're in Berkley, California in 2005 and you're minding your business going into a Walgreens. Which is like a Boots here. So I'm going in there cause it's a Sunday night. Just-I live in New York, I go in there to get a mask, a facial mask.

So I'm walking in and I see someone walking out, has beautiful hair down to here, (gestures below the shoulder) lip piercing, beautiful, beautiful. I see this guy and we look at each other and I'm like 'oh my god' and I'm on the phone and I come outside. We look at each other and he's talking to this young woman, and she seems to be angry at something. So its a lot of like- *mimes yelling* and he's looking at me and she's all *mimes anger*

And I'm like, what's going? So I'm like ok let me get off the phone. I get off the phone, they walk off down the street. But he keeps looking back and I wave, but he just keeps going. And then I'm just dumbfounded and I end up in a Blockbuster across the street, and I don't even know what I'm doing I decide to look at my watch and it's 8:03. And I look outside, I think is he here? I think maybe I'll come back next Sunday and he'll be here. I'm that kind of hopeless romantic.

Cut to three days later, I'm trying to buy a used computer and I'm just scanning craigslist. They have that over here right? I'm scanning craiglist. So I thought, maybe I'll place one of those Missed Connections ads. I wonder if they work, cause I would read them on the subway. I go to page 2 of them as I'm reading and I see: 'saw you outside of Walgreens - Berkley. He placed an ad for me two hours before.

Sterling K Brown: Come on, brah.

I jumped up I'm like, are you kidding me? That's me. He described me with my faux hawk, it was 2005. *laughing* And I was like, get out of here. So we met up three days later. We had our first date. I was trying to be a good boy and go home. He said, can you stay over? I said sure but let's just cuddle. We cuddled. I thought he was asleep. Four o'clock in the morning, I couldn't sleep and I say to him, "I think I love you and you're about the change my life." And we've been together almost nineteen years now.

Sterling K Brown hollers. "Yooo! Are you serious? Oh my god!"

The crowd cheers. Graham and the other panelists make similar amazed sounds. /end]