Where Dreamers Go

23 | Female | Taurus | Kent, UK Instagram - @bookish_goddess96 Just a place for me to find peace

[emma-d-klutz]

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

[flippyspoon]

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

[galaxianbitch]

[paradoxical-frog]

[ommanyte]

no talk with us we angy

[cilly-murphy]

#gaston you’re FUCKING F R E N C H

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[thischarmingmothman]

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.

[agoodcartoon]

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

[digitaldiscipline]

re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah

[aly-naith]

“War would linger with me long after it had ended, some invisible scar that would perhaps fade, but never wholly vanish. But for my home, for Prythian and the human territory and so many others … I would clean my blades, and wash the blood from my skin. And I would do it again and again and again.”

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Important Historical Figures and their Zodiacs

Aries: Thomas Jefferson, Bach, Charlamagne

Taurus: Leonardo da Vinci, Adolf Hitler, William Shakespeare, Queen Elizabeth the Second, Florence Nightingale, Ulysses S. Grant, Sigmund Freud, Harry S. Truman, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Socrates, Malcolm X, Tchaikovsky , Machiavelli

Gemini: Queen Victoria, Ann Frank, Anastasia, John F. Kennedy, George H.W. Bush, Donald Trump

Cancer: Helen Keller, Malala Yousafazi, Alexander the Great, Julias Caesar, George Bush, John Quincy Adams, Emmeline Pankhurst, Rousseau, Henry the 8th, Nelson Mandela, Nikola Tesla, Gregor Mendel

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[kierqe]

Have my collection of Bat Boy headshots while I work my way through artist drought.  Save me. 

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[peri-space-dorito]

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

[the-true-squirrel-king]

[fiery-feyre-deactivated20190730]

It Christmas

[skull-heads]

In too Deep. 

[charliebowater]

Very early colour progress! THIS. SCENE.

On a side note it kind of kills me giving Aelin red hair rather than her natural blonde but I am a stickler for the details!

WIP.

[flexyrhead]

[tcmcgee]

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

[castorochiaro]

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

[sifinia]

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

[animatedtext]

no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here

[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[elequinoa-world]

Aelin & Rowan | Rhys & Feyre

Inktobers I did with the babies from Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas. Forever my faves.

[wolfprincess1229]

THESE ARE GORGEOUS

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Taurus - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

[nalianova]

Socially Awkward Bachelors, a novel by Jane Austen.

[houseofstarsandwishes]

@westofmoon

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Taurus - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !