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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Lydia and wimpy Dragonborn.
Some people say that she sounds sarcastic, but she sounded kind of scary to me…
ネットのネタにもなったリディアの名台詞。
最初聞いた時は「機嫌悪くなったの???」と思ってしまいましたw
i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You
i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision
elaboration
if I may:
Bottom right instead should be “crack fic” and those can be hilarious good fun to read
finally some relatable content on ig
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
It's crazy to think that a small side quest in Skyrim proves that the Arcturian Heresy is partially correct. The heresy claims that Tiber Septim/Talos isn't an Atmoran at all, and rather a man from the island of Alcaire in High Rock called Hjalti Early-Beard. Hjalti earned the name/title "Talos" during the Battle of Old Hrol'dan, where a supernatural storm kept Hjalti's forces safe from the enemies' arrows while Hjalti used the thu'um to shout down his opponents' walls.
During the quest at The Ghost of Old Hroldan, after you sleep in the bed that Tiber Septim slept in, a ghost appears and refers to you as 'Hjalti' and asks for your sword. When you give him the sword he mentions that you (Hjalti) and him trained with the sword masters of Alcaire and offers to refresh your memory of this time, before leveling up your one handed and block skills and subsequently disappearing. Now, granted, there's a lot more to the Arcturian Heresy than this, but this quest seems to indicate that the heresy was correct and that Talos was actually a Breton and not Atmoran
my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege
@lydia-skyrim This reminded me of your blog
This is lore accurate my thane. I will go fetch a stepladder.
My thane do yuo want uppies. I am also sworn to carry your you.
Let me axe you something…
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Five Skyrim Lore Facts You May Not Know!
And unlike some of the clickbait videos on Youtube, these ones are absolutely true. Let me address some of the most common lore confusions I regularly see. As a Listicle, because why not? (It's easier than writing out long lore posts.)
The Blades never served the Mede Empire. Martin was the last Emperor they served. They then devoted themselves to looking for a new Dragonborn and working against the Thalmor. Titus Mede I created a new organization called the Penitus Oculatus, which handled all intelligence and security for the Mede Dynasty. The Penitus Oculatus has been the official Imperial organization for more than 175 years, while the Blades have been an independent force. It makes the Mede decision to outlaw the Blades a lot easier to understand if you know they weren't their employees at all. The Blades were loose cannons they couldn't control.
Ysgramor didn't destroy the snow elves. The stories about Ysgramor say he and his 500 Companions showed up in Skyrim, killed or sent the snow elves into exile, took all of Skyrim, and then wandered over to pick fights with the neighbours. In reality, the Falmer weren't completely driven from Skyrim till the reign of King Harald, thirteen generations after Ysgramor. In the interim, there was a whole Dragon cult and war, culminating with Alduin being flung through the time wound. It's a long period. The real Ysgramor definitely clashed with his snow-elf neighbours but he's accumulated the stories of hundreds of years around his mythic name.
The Companions haven't been a Nord-only organization for a very long time. You might think that a bunch of warriors venerating the legacy of Ysgramor and his Companion would be Nord only, and that was probably true way back in the First Era. But by the end of the First Era, the Companions had boasted both a Redguard and Elf (Altmer or Bosmer) Harbinger. Cirroc and Henantier are some of the most famous Harbingers in the history of the Companions. We're in the Fourth Era now, so if you're playing a non-Nord, you're following in a long tradition by joining the companions. (As is Athis.)
The Imperial Legion didn't win back most of Cyrodiil in the Great War. People often ask why Titus Mede II agreed to the harsh peace of the White-Gold Concordat after his army had destroyed the Dominion army in Cyrodiil and taken back the Imperial City. But that's not what really happened. The Legion destroyed "the main army". Other Aldmeri armies are mentioned in Cyrodiil. After Red Ring, the Dominion still occupied Anvil, Skingrad, Bravil, and Leyawiin. "The Great War" doesn't say that any of these cities were liberated. Put those territories together and you'll realize the Empire never got back its coastline or the Niben river. Titus Mede made his deal while the Dominion still occupied half of Cyrodiil. Maybe he could have won if he'd pushed on, but his decision is a lot easier to understand with this context.
The Bretons Don't Worship Talos. This is one of my favourite lore bits to explain. Talos is not a god in TES II, Daggerfall, though he is a historical figure, Tiber Septim. He's only introduced as a god in Morrowind. So, a lot of people assume that he's been retconned into the Breton religion, like he was into the Nord/Imperial religions. This is not true. In both Morrowind and Skyrim, the book Varieties of Faith in the Empire does not list Talos/Ysmir as part of the Breton pantheon. They worship the Eight (and sometimes Y'ffre, Magnus, and Phynaster), as they always have. Tiber Septim is an important historical figure whom some Bretons regard as one of their own, but he isn't an official god. I love this tidbit because it makes the White-Gold Concordat absolutely brilliant. One remaining province, Skyrim, gets all upset while High Rock wouldn't care. Cyrodiil is presumably somewhere in the middle. It's a perfect way to drive a wedge among the provinces. (Hammerfell's left the Empire, but for the record, they don't worship Talos either.)
New pages from the sketchbook. I'm starting to think all 40 pages will be devoted to New Vegas 😭
I forgot I made this
aela the huntress 🐺
Lydia, my dear… this is not the time to practice your twerking, we’re freezing to death out here!
What's the weirdest mod you've ever seen, Lydia?
I... really don't wanna talk about it, my thane.
Just wanted to post some old art of a sweet moment shared between my Breton Dovahkiin, Roland, and his dear Housecarl, Lydia.
I’m currently writing the fanfic where these two go from strangers to friends to lovers, it’s slow going but it’ll be really sweet when it’s finished ❤️ These two go through so much together, I’m very fond of this ship!
Art by Haleviyah