'cause it's hell on the engine

Kevin Day's Vodka Kale Smoothie

[hellonthengine]

sometimes-girl and jorts enthusiast

facts #myfacts

zoz (22) they/she dykiana!!!!!

current hyperfixation: the way i'm coding up a storm for this goddamn ipod

fandoms: ALL FOR THE GAME (special interest s.2019), scott pilgrim, raven cycle, twin peaks, locked tomb, alien 1979, ace attorney, smiling friends, true detective, fight club, criminal minds, fall out boy, yellowjackets, i have a fursona now ☝️

sports: ARSENAL COYG, oscar piastri & kimi antonelli, boston fleet

🍊📀👾🦊🌞🩵🐕⚽️🚬🌿

[hellonthengine]

why do men make asmr in what would would listening to a man speak be relaxing 😭 get away from meeeeee

[hellonthengine]

this fanfic shit so easy

[pjharvey]

i don’t understand how neil gaiman intellectual properties still trend on here so regularly he literally trafficked women. like it’s not even a discourse thing or a “he’s problematic” thing he was “cancelled” for human trafficking. he repeatedly isolated women, usually his or his ex-wife’s fans, with no support system for the purpose of raping them while they were dependent on him for income and housing. that’s human trafficking

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[authorizedpope]

obsessed with the genre i can only deacribe as 'anti-erotic thrillers' that are characterised by an underlying sense of existential dread and sex scenes that make it clear the role of intimacy coordinators can be weaponsied, actually

[jarviscunter]

My two favorite britpop pretty boys <3

[hellonthengine]

if you use generative ai you HAVE to kill yourself. its the only way.

[rockabillywife]

It’s always Something with her

[sovietpostcards]

Cheburashka stickers from 2005

[hyperions-fate]

*Umberto Eco voice* Tumblr is counter-reformation Catholic (Mediterranean, Baroque aesthetics, sexualised pedantry), Twitter is Lutheran (Northern European, anti-Semitic, spice-phobic), Substack is Calvinist (obsessed with individual salvation and hard work, neurotic, spiritually Swiss), &.

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Carl Frederik Sørensen (Danish, 1818–1879), "Danish Ships in Rough Seas" (details), 1877

[mourningfictionalcharacters]

”potentially mature content” what the hell, sure

[hyperfixated-bastard]

being on this website is convincing me more and more everyday that everything is pornography. except for porn, which is actually just anthropology.

[hyperfixated-bastard]

being on this website is convincing me more and more everyday that everything is pornography. except for porn, which is actually just anthropology.

[hyperfixated-bastard]

being on this website is convincing me more and more everyday that everything is pornography. except for porn, which is actually just anthropology.

[koolranch]

One of the funniest bits in tkm, I think, is when Andrew blows neil in the shower. And it’s literally only funny because of the timing. It’s been maybe 48 hours since neil was being tortured in Baltimore, bro can’t even open a granola bar for himself. His body is actively trying to recover from immense torture and strain, and Andrew’s like yeah I think now is the perfect time to show him what this mouth can do.

[nygmatic-wound]

matthew lillard as cerial killer in hackers (1995) is my actual girlfriend