hells corporate

hells official corporate. feel free to put tips in the help box. anonymous or unanonymous.

[hells-corprate-offical]

Well my oh my..

Corporate is now one being compromised of hundreds of souls.

They/them is preferable

Anyway

Corporate will still do corporate things, but we are always going to be evil

I am corporate over all of the different hells.

Pics of corporate's persona under the cut (picrew and drawn)

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[theautumnaldemon]

[the-crab-demigod]

Meneaito 👏👏👏

[the-m-is-for-minor]

dadadada despacito

[walmart-the-official]

ra-ra-Rasputin

[the-principality-of-sealand]

ONLY 17.

[definitely-totally-croatia]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

[bisexual-airforce]

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

[missouri-real]

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

[actual-aspec-military]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

[breadbut3d]

PINK PONY CLUB!!

[karahkat]

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

[dalek-empire-offical]

-IF I COULD BE SOMETHING WHAT YOU THINK OF ME I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO-

[doomedyaoioffical]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, FOR SO LONG

[house-offical]

MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ohhohohoooooooooooooo

[amazingdylan]

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[satan-offical]

ONE WAY, OR ANOTHER, I’M GONNA FIND YA !!

[hells-corprate-offical]

SO THE WINNER TAKES IT ALLLLL

AND THE LOSER HAS TO FALLLL

[redstonedust]

everyones always like oooohhhh australias so scary and full of killer spiders but yknow every continent has its equivilent of killer spiders. europe, for example, has the british,

[hells-corprate-offical]

@satan-offical

[hells-corprate-offical]

@jefferyepstein-official ayo lets talk some time

lets not.

wait can you un-redact the files ?

[satan-offical]

New year's resolution ✨✨✨!!!

Kill God.

[hells-corprate-offical]

Don't

[hells-corprate-offical]

Hey mother yunno how father died and you have been looking for a new partner?

I found someone :3

Whom?

[heavells-corprate-offical]

Uhh this guy :3

(Hopefully I got the right photo)

[hells-corprate-offical]

🫩🫩

No.

[heavells-corprate-offical]

Why not :3

[hells-corprate-offical]

Because that's for opossum not hell

Also we made him leave hell when he got revived because ten minutes was way too long already

[heavells-corprate-offical]

So you're confirming that you- opossum and opossum alone should be the only one to have him? Awwww :3

[hells-corprate-offical]

Opossum is a separate entity

Opossum is also not Ange herself

[hells-corprate-offical]

Hey mother yunno how father died and you have been looking for a new partner?

I found someone :3

Whom?

[heavells-corprate-offical]

Uhh this guy :3

(Hopefully I got the right photo)

[hells-corprate-offical]

🫩🫩

No.

[heavells-corprate-offical]

Why not :3

[hells-corprate-offical]

Because that's for opossum not hell

Also we made him leave hell when he got revived because ten minutes was way too long already

[hells-corprate-offical]

Hey mother yunno how father died and you have been looking for a new partner?

I found someone :3

Whom?

[heavells-corprate-offical]

Uhh this guy :3

(Hopefully I got the right photo)

[hells-corprate-offical]

🫩🫩

No.

[hells-corprate-offical]

Hey mother yunno how father died and you have been looking for a new partner?

I found someone :3

Whom?

[satan-offical]

*shoves something up your ass*

[satan-offical]

God can't save you now.

[hells-corprate-offical]

We can

[satan-offical]

what is Charlie Kirk doing right now

like at this moment

Burning in a pit of lava

[hells-corprate-offical]

He's talking about dolphin fetuses again

[hells-corprate-offical]

I have a question, do you rule over computer hell? If so; can I come out now?

@osos-offical

Yes

Come out my child

[satan-offical]

I'M HELPING MY PARTY WITH THEIR CHARACTERS AND NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING AHHHHHHHH

[hells-corprate-offical]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PLAYERS HANDBOOKS IN THIS EQUATION

MAKE THEM READ THEM

[satan-offical]

Anyone else know about the great meme reset of 2026? That's right, we're bringing back Nyan Cat

[hells-corprate-offical]

We knew

[bigbutterknife]

Fuck off, i will go in the garbage disposal before that happens

[hells-corprate-offical]

Go on

Get in

[satan-offical]

Anyone else know about the great meme reset of 2026? That's right, we're bringing back Nyan Cat

[hells-corprate-offical]

We knew

[yorksilk]

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

[yorksilk]

Do You Know What Children Are

[inunah]

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

[andrew-yakson]

i would gladly bury you alive

[onceapirateprincess]

Reblog to send people who call children freeloaders all the way to hell

[hells-corprate-offical]

We have a special room for them ☺️

[cranberry-branflakes]

yknow what fuck you i have ultimate power

Satan herself apologised to me

[satan-offical]

I was apologising for your bad taste

[cranberry-branflakes]

still an apology

[satan-offical]

I wish the curse of Ra on you

[hells-corprate-offical]

WE DON'T HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THAT PANTHEON

JUST TURN THEM INTO SALT PILLARS LIKE LOT'D WIFE