The March Of A Conqueror

I've got Voodoo, I've got Hoodoo, I'VE GOT THINGS I AIN'T EVEN TRIED~!

[hells-mansion]

Not only am I still alive But I remembered that this page of mine still exists

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[glorioustragedykid]

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[post-uwuifier]

I wiww wock in tomowwow wike nopony has evew wocked in befowe UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[post-solidifier]

I rirr rock in tororror rike nopony has ever rocked in before o_o

(This post has been solidified.)

[post-uwuifier]

So it is yoo, my shadow sewf, my owdest enemy… UwU

May Satan have mercy on your soul.

[columboscreens]

[feluka]

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[yesornopolls]

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[catchymemes]

[apolladay]

a thought: imagine you make a seemingly classic deal with the fae where in exchange for their help you will owe them your firstborn child. but the trick you're banking on here is that you never planned on having any children at all, ever, because you have no desire whatsoever to become a parent and have never wanted children. consequences?

the fae don't fall for your lie to begin with

the fae twist fate to ensure you DO end up w/ a child somehow

they're pissed bc they can't force it (bad consequences)

they're pissed bc they can't force it (they leave you alone)

they're kinda impressed actually

they simply reverse whatever help they granted you originally

they steal the firstborn child of someone else you know instead

something else I'm too tired to think of rn

idc but I wanna click a button (results)

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

(wouldn't be surprised if this has already been written somewhere, prolly more than once, but the thought just occurred to me outta nowhere and I'm tired & trying to distract myself so. why not!)

disclaimer: didn't include "can't physically have them" as part of the trick bc not being able to doesn't necessarily mean not wanting them, and I'm sure the fae, tricky as they are, would be happy to substitute an adopted child or a youngin' you took under your wing instead of a biological child)

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[goth-queen]

[urfavsleepybitchdisease]

you have sleepy bitch disease

requested by anon

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.