poor fortunate souls

Macaria. Second in line to the throne, Goddess of the Blessed Death, mistress of Elysum, formerly renowned daddy's little princess.

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Booooooooring...

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Yes, yes, a soul. 

Could you check if he is dead? His name is Eddie Harper.

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I could definitely have a look. Relative of yours?

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Booooooooring...

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About your business, did you see an old fat bearded man last month? Please say yes.

No, you aren’t.

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I haven't. Oh, you mean a soul? My memory is blurry for these situations, but I can always try to refresh it. 

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Booooooooring...

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I’m glad to hear you saying this but I still prefer seeing my children alive. 

Don’t call me Po. It’s Poseidon.

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That bit is not under my control. I don't do the reaping. I just bring the souls to the brighter side and you know that. 

No way, Po! It's an adorable alias. It suits you.

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Booooooooring...

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I know he’s a good company. I’m his daughter, remember?

Thany? Assistance? About what are you talking?

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Oh nothing. Just some business back in the realm.

I must be boring you. Apologies.

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Ecstatic company…

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Do not underestimate. He is much more enjoyable to be around when he doesn't have to deal with dozens of demigods.

I'll have to decline. The gods have made a word to remain lucid until we are called up for anything. Or I have, anyway. Poor old Thany is all alone down there, and he might end up needing my assistance sooner or later.

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Booooooooring...

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I can see.

Oh beer, no? Wine, whiskey, vodka, rum, champagne…

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, the refinement of human alcohol! So very many nights I could not have beared if not for your father's gifts and his ecstatic company.

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Booooooooring...

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You’re right, though I really wanted you weren’t.

Give them a good end. Most part deserves it.

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You needn't ask for a favour so noble! I'm wooed and insulted the same! Do not worry, Po. I am a fair goddess. And I have a soft spot for martyrs and demigods. Your children will be safe with me.

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Booooooooring...

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I’ll. Beeze? 

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Or something that sounds simmilar to the sorts. I was never very good with western vowels.

Beverages.

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Booooooooring...

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I’m happy to say that I don’t know.

It’s. Oh sorry, my name is Sarah Night, Dionysus’ daughter. Macaria, no?

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Yes.

Dion's daughter? Oh, do send him my best wishes. Heavens know how long it's been since he last visited the realm to sneak me some of... What is that you mortals call it... "Beeze"?

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Booooooooring...

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Death can be not that bad but people here don’t want to meet it so early. Yes, I feel you in the air Macaria. 

Actually I wanted to ask you something.

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But there isn't much choice for them, is there, uncle? Being born a spawn of ours is their birthday ticket to a heroic, yet premature death.

Have at it. I'm all ears, my dearest handsome relative.

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Booooooooring...

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I’m here to train my kids and… Oh! I found you!

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Chance sure is one interesting context, isn't it?

Everyone appears to be so uneasy with the approaching events. So focused and dark. And to what end? I say they should enjoy though little time they still have, not focus on the perspective of death. Death isn't all that bad.

You feel me, uncle?

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Booooooooring...

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Wow. Is it my impression or it’s the first time I met a cool goddess? 

Immortality sounds good but it gets worse later, right?

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Not exactly. The coolness remains, it's just... Long. Eternity lasts, well, forever. You know?

I'll take this compliment, but it would be so much easier if I had your name.

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Good to know that even the gods are bored.

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You'd be surprised. I'd even dare say it happens more often among us than it does to you mortal ones.

Ever heard of the Great War, love? *beams* Immortality can be quite tiring.

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I’ll have to agree with you.

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Uncle! To what do I owe this lovely surprise?

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Booooooooring...

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Best day of the year.

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Thank you, sister. This smile is reserved for special days like this.

Haunting people, duh. It’s Halloween, after all.

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You are not expecting me to join in your quest for the tortured souls, are you?

Very flattered, I admit. But you know me. Not exactly my speciallity. No one ever knows what to expect. Remember that man who concealed psychos into the trick-or-treating crowd? Tragic stories all around. I'm hoping for heavy trafic at the gates tonight.

Have you seen mama?