Me: *starts returning to coping strategies I abandoned before quarantine*
My old hyperfixations:

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Cosmic Funnies
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@hellsexecutive
Me: *starts returning to coping strategies I abandoned before quarantine*
My old hyperfixations:
it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love
checking your phone in the middle of a task
Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t
? physically cant what?
Bend our ankles like that
Like what???
At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do
Human ankles don’t normally work like that!
Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.
Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.
Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???
Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.
guess who found out they have shallow hip sockets just now
I think the cat wants something
SPITE
dude: we have to
GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–
dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice
Legends only
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
hate when i go out in public and the public is there
it seems the public is no longer in the public
interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal
Keanu:
He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.
he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet
That’s all the confirmation we need
Who remembers?
day 30 of quarantine - the water sliding down my arm while doing dishes is no longer annoying but instead…. sort of….. tender…..
do not fuck the sink
French Bulldog argues bedtime
I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS
@ghostsgf
HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING
this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten
A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.
Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.