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Hi. This blog is just a video game played out through nothing but words and polls. Player interaction is voter interaction, sometimes maybe I'll dedicate small periods of time to letting people go back to older choices and see what would've happened if the losing options won but those won't be frequent. Each poll lasts a week unless I state otherwise for whatever reason. Sometimes there will be open ended questions, usually when naming characters, any open ended answers should be put in the messages of the post and people can vote on other people's name suggestions there. Tags are divided into what the poll is deciding; there are exploration polls, action polls, bonus polls, and backwards polls. There will also be parted posts without polls. Have fun.

[ Main blog is @ultramori so send any death threats there not here. ]

#intro post #not a poll #pinned post

B0SS: 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖓, 𝖆𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖒𝖆𝖞 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜. 𝕴 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖉𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖜.

Protagonist: What. What does this mean. Do you want me to like. Make gay advertisements? What?

[ Apologies for the inactivity ... Happy pride month ]

#not a poll

[ 1/2 ]

Our protagonist picks up the phone call. After they say, "Hello?", they hear a familiar country accent in the other end.

???: ℍ𝕠𝕨𝕕𝕪! 𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 ℙℕ𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕖! 𝕐'𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 '𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟' 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖.

Protag: You know he doesn't have to do that. You don't have to, either.

???: 𝔼𝕣, 𝕙𝕖, 𝕦𝕞.... 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖, "𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕀'𝕞 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦"? 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖, 𝕕𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖.

Protag: PNGene, you don't have to call me when you can't even talk anymore. Don't bother. I can get to work on time without you calling every morning, okay?

???: 𝔸𝕨, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝?? 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕤𝕒𝕕! ℍ𝕖'𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕚𝕟' 𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕕𝕒𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕥!

Protag: Buck, don't make a big deal of it, he gets sad all the time. I'll see you in a bit, ciao.

Buck: 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙, 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕟, 𝕥𝕠𝕠, 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕘𝕦𝕪!! 𝕌𝕙, 𝕒𝕕í𝕠𝕤!

Protagonist quickly hangs up.

#not a poll #parted post

[ Happy Holidays to all our players! ]

[ Unfortunately our protagonist didn't want to decorate the tree ]

#not a poll

[ 3/3 ]

Once they leave the bathroom, Protagonist hears a sudden ring come from the bedroom. They open the door and spot a cellphone on the bed, vibrating and producing the loud ringing sound. They take the phone, the screen says that someone named Gene is calling them.

Pick up the phone?

Yes

No

Wait for the second ring, then answer

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

#poll post #action poll

[ 2/3 ]

Protagonist leaves the kitchen and walks down the empty hall until they're met with two doors. They open the door to their left, and walk inside a bathroom. There is a toilet, shower, sink, and towel rack here. Above the sink is a very dirty mirror, Protag can barely see themself in its reflection. The lights hanging over the mirror are a bright purple, making the towels look velvety and the toilet plastic. There is a small compartment underneath the sink that stores cleaning supplies and multicolored pipes, Protag forgot they put a barbecue flavored cricket in here when they used to have a spider roommate. Perhaps the spider left the cricket there for the next roommate that'll move in.... The shower has tacky floral printed curtains attached, something that came with the house and Protagonist never bothered replacing. The tiled floor is usually slippery when they get out of the shower, so they've laid out three or four mats around the room. One of the mats seems to be covered in old blood, but Protag can't remember how that happened...

#not a poll #parted post

I am God, and I have heard your calls.... Protag shall finally explore.... [ 1/3 ]

Protagonist looks around their kitchen. The trashcan is teeming with crumpled paper plates and unfinished leftovers they couldn't bother to stomach. The single light above Protag's head doesn't work anymore, so the lights under the cabinets have to take its place until it's fixed. The refrigerator has some magnets on it, however they go completely unused, except for one magnet that's holding up a piece of paper listing off every password Protag needs. Sometimes they think about if somebody stole it, but that's out of the question. Nobody would need this information but them. Poolio happily runs over Protagonist's foot as it scurries along, fed and content. They took in the 8-ball from their town streets as it seemed unhappy and starving. The 8-ball food is expensive, but Protagonist is willing to keep their pet in shape.

#not a poll #parted post

So, our protagonist will go feed their 8-ball.

They turn around and walk across the hall to the kitchen. Protagonist turns on the light switch and the bottoms of the cabinets light up with a dim, teal hue. The 8-ball's — Poolio's — food bowl is on the checkered floor near the garbage can. Protagonist walks over, picks up the bowl, and sets it on the countertop under the lights. They open the grey fridge to grab the 8-ball food, a clear bottle of blue alcohol. The dye and the refrigeration makes the liquor all putty -like, but a little portion slides out the opening and into the food bowl nicely when Protagonist pours it out. They put back the alcohol and set the bowl down, waiting for Poolio to retrieve their breakfast. They check the clock, they have a few more minutes before they should get ready for work...

What do they do now?

For the love of God, explore already

Get ready for work

Watch television

Other? [ Open ended option ]

Voting ended onDec 15, 2024

#poll post #exploration poll #open ended option

Before we continue on with the main story,

What are we naming the 8-ball? (If we get a tie again I'm just picking the name myself)

Poolio

8-Paul

Voting ended onDec 6, 2024

#poll post #bonus poll

Do we want to name the 8-ball? If so, what do we name it?

No, we're not naming it

Poolio

Casper

8-Paul

Bill Iards

Other (open ended option)

Voting ended onNov 29, 2024

#poll post #bonus poll

So, our Protagonist will leave their bed and exit the bedroom.

The bedroom door is on the wall across from the window, anyone outside the house would be able to see it through the glass. Nobody is out there, however, Protagonist remembers that RAZORs can't hurt them. Either way, they leave their bedroom and look down a dark, empty hallway. The hall is barren spare for another door across the bedroom door and the dim light coming from the corner. Protagonist still thinks they're forgetting something, but what could it be? They keep walking down the hallway and turn the corner to be met with a living room. The room occupies a flat screen television stuck to the wall, a leather sofa facing that television, a tall, currently lit lamp, an old rug, a door to escape, and.... a skittering 8-ball. Protagonist forgot to feed it earlier, that must be what they were forgetting.

What do they do now?

Go to the kitchen and feed the 8-ball

Explore the living room more first

Explore the hallway more first

Voting ended onNov 28, 2024

#poll post #exploration poll

How we liking Protagonist's fluffy blankets

What (yes)

What (no)

Voting ended onNov 19, 2024

#bonus poll #poll post

So we shall name our character Protagonist/Protag. Now our story will actually begin.

Protag wakes up in a bed in a pitch black room. They struggle to find the string to a lamp, but once they do, they click the world back into sight. The bedroom has a bookshelf filled with various books, knickknacks, and figurines, as well as a desk and a wheely chair for either studying or drawing. There are several drawings and posters adorning the crimson walls, accompanied by a window with nothing on the other side. The bed Protag is laying in has a soft mattress and fluffy blankets, the red and white stars patterning them barely visible when drowning in the peach light from the lamp. Said lamp is resting on a small bedside table, several clocks are struggling to fit on the surface all at once, creating a weird tower of clocks surrounding a single lamp. Protag cannot remember if this is their bedroom, but it will be for the time being. There's something they're forgetting, but they can't remember what it was.

There is a door somewhere here. Find it?

Yes, we need to leave

No, there's more to explore here

No, we need more sleep

Voting ended onNov 21, 2024

#exploration poll #poll post

Let's start with something simple, what is the protagonist's name?

Protagonist/Protag

Kid

MC

Hero

Villain

Something else? [ Open ended option ]

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

#poll post #open ended option

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