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Homestuck Femslash | 9 Jun - 11 Jun
Rose/Kanaya
Worth It by dolphinss (ao3, 1400 words, mature) Dave persuades Rose and Kanaya to do something more than a little stupid.
The Important Placement of Books by SageMasterofSass (ao3, 500 words, G) Pointless Rosemary fluff.
Kanaya knew exactly when Rose began to truly love her.
Jane/Roxy
Breathless by Enzuri (ao3, 1800 words, mature, no-Sburb)
Your name is Jane Crocker and you're wondering how you got talked into coming to this party.
It's your birthday, your nineteenth and your first away from home. You'd had no clue what to do with yourself without your dad around to just hang out with so when Dirk texted you, asking you to come along with him to some get together you'd jumped at the chance. He's the first friend you made at college and the best even if he is a little strange. He'd really wanted you to come along so that he could point out the guy he's been crushing on for a while. Anything to keep you from moping around your room having the worst birthday ever.
Now what? by SelenaEstella (ao3, 1100 words, teen) Prompt: Jane and Roxy are on the run from the law. They leave to start an alpaca farm.
Terezi/Vriska
Canvas by sibylsCatharsis (ao3, 800 words, mature, caliginous) When they meet again, Terezi's hatred has festered for sweeps, and Vriska longs to taste the blood that she never got a chance to spill.
Blueberry Lollipops by The Cake Genius (ff.net, 300 words, K+, caliginous) Red and black were opposites: the sweetest candy and the bitterest chocolate- such delicate flavors, they almost became blurred when thrown into darkness.
Kanaya/Vriska
The Moment I Saw You by SelenaEstella (ao3, 1400 words, teen, human AU)
Prompt: Kanaya the new girl falls head-over-heels in love with Vriska, who happens to be the school bully.
AKA in which Kanaya is a hopeless romantic despite being at least somewhat aware of what she could be getting into.
Roxy/Calliope
No Lies for a Lover by Shadow_of_Fate (ao3, 1100 words, G) Roxy is an angel in charge of helping Lost Souls ascend to heaven, where they belong. Her current charge is a cutie named Calliope.
Remnant by Ketsu (ao3, 400 words, flushed, hswc) For the first several decades of your life with Roxy, you cherished the differences between you. Now you wish you could erase them.
Aradia/Feferi
ars moriendi by tawnyPort (ao3, 1000 words, G, hswc)
"I'm going home." The panic vanishes with that word because there was only one time you really ever felt at home. Once you grew up it was all starships and conquests and nowhere to put down roots again. Luckily, from your youth you were accustomed to giving your love to things that would not last, so you learned to love each new planet and each new starship and each new cohort as a kind of home, but they weren't really.
Home was Alternia's ocean and any patch of shore where a maroonblooded girl ran on the beach, racing you to a sandbar and the winner got a kiss.
Nepeta/Feferi
She's a purrfect catch by WelcomeToTheHouseOfCards (ao3, 1300 words, unrated) Homestuck sex canon 5420 inspired a quick little Catfish porn in the dead of the night. Well- porn and fluff. Fluff and porn. I swear to cod the fic is better than I make it sound- well, of nothing else, the porn is.
Vriska/Meenah
Reveling in Silence by fiendofspace (ff.net, 1800 words, K+) Just a few hours ago you were hating the existence of your useless travel-partner, Meenah. Now, she's asleep on your shoulder.
Disciple/Condesce
Death Blow Dazzling by winkwonk (ao3, 1200 words, mature, caliginous) When a vengeful Disciple appears out of time, the Condesce offers her a pail.
Jade/Rose/John/Dave
A Right Good-Will Draught by sunsmasher (ao3, 1800 words, teen, pale) The year begins and ends in the dark, but that's more fun, anyways.
f!Gamzee/f!Kurloz
Spoiled Little Sister by iatethelastofthecorn (ao3, 200 words, explicit, human AU) Kurloz enjoys her little sisters company
Homestuck Femslash | 6 Jun - 8 June
Rose/Kanaya
Stitch Me Back Together by Sarahaku (ff.net, 3600 words, T) Before I met you I'd forgotten how to function. My needles pricked my fingers, I couldn't sew without shaking. But when I met you, my careful patience returned. I designed nine dresses, all with you in mind. I adored you. I never thought you would wear them. I never thought that you cared enough about a nobody such as myself- an empty shell, a failed copy of my awful mother.
Worth It by dolphinss (ao4, 1400 words, G) Dave persuades Rose and Kanaya to do something more than a little stupid.
Terezi/Vriska
Blueberry Lollipops by The Cake Genius (ff.net, 300 words, K+, caliginous) Red and black were opposites: the sweetest candy and the bitterest chocolate- such delicate flavors, they almost became blurred when thrown into darkness.
Jade/Jane
Star Stuff by Saesama (ao3, 600 words, G) Jade takes a moment before it all begins and introduces Jane to the Genesis Frog.
Homestuck Femslash | HSWC Bonus Round 1 Edition (Volume 5)
Rose/Kanaya
We love each other like matches in the dark (♥) by mahwaha Heat spreads like a wildfire in a dead thicket through Rose's chest and stomach as Kanaya kisses the skin in-between.
the reason i don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. or women. or science (♥) by hakkari “Are you sure you want to do this, Kanaya? We don’t have to… I mean, I don’t mind skipping church. I used to do it all the time, anyway.”
Jane/Roxy
And when old words die out on the tongue (♥) by hakkari Jane had known that Roxy was a free spirit.
Terezi/Vriska
a thief's lament by graveexcitement after all this time nothing's changed (really)
Forgive me you were driving me insane by mermalaise "Our last FLARP campaign was great! We really brought those bad guys to justice!" Vriska typed as she sat at her husktop and grinned triumphantly.
Aranea/Meenah
Life is easy to chronicle but bewildering to practice (♥) by terezipystring Aranea sat down, puzzling once more.
Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels (♥) by f_imaginings It was almost painful how effortlessly Aranea seemed to be able to ignore you.
Aradia/Feferi
How passionately we love everything that cannot last (♥) by tawnyport You are Feferi Peixes and you're dying.
I want a trouble-maker for a lover (♥) by crabbygreymalkin One night you'll tell her that she's the fire in which you burn.
Rose/Vriska
We were ruinous together (♤) by simpleruser AG: Keep that pretty head of yours down 8efore it gets 8lown off!!!!!!!!
Rose/Roxy
One year for mother's day, my mother took me to the beach, and left (♢) by cloudling You are never close to your mother (you wish you were close to your mother; you wish it from the tips of your toenails to the blond wisps curling on the nape of your neck).
Jade/Nepeta
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you [2] by roeocean Jade and Nepeta lay side by side on a grassy knoll over-looking the ocean, arms propping up their heads in order to see the spectacular view better.
Jade/Aranea
This is unlike the story it was written to be (♢) by amazing_e_ko There is pain, and burning, and the charred smell of her own flesh. And then there is nothing at all.
Condesce/Jane
The easiest way to sleep at night / Is to carry on believing that I don't exist (♤) by outstretched Even thinking about escaping causes your body to lock up, but you can still play: you're her children, after all, she'd never rob that from you.
Jade/Rose/John/Dave
this war-ship is sinking, and i still believe in anchors (♥) by blackouthart there's the vivid surreality that gives them shade encroaching.
Oh geez my fanfic was actually good enough to catch the attention of this blog? I'm so sdkalsdnlaksnldknlas right now! I'm Jayilyse, by the way. :)
This blog is actually a round-up of all new femslash! But I'm always thrilled to see Aranea/Meenah, adorable megalomaniac girlfriends of my heart, thank you for giving us more <3
I got really excited for some reason to see two of my fills on your list for the homestuck femslash from HSWC, ohoho uvu I hope you liked them! (I wrote the Rose/Jade "whole world off this island" and the lazy scourge sisters "repeat the past" one.)
I’m glad! Thanks for contributing to the amazing outflow of creativity in this bonus round! The world needs more scourge sisters and Rose/Jade :)
Homestuck Femslash | 3 Jun - 5 June
Rose/Kanaya
Hanging Off Your Back by mochiinvasion (ao3, 2500 words, explicit) "And I'm not trying to stop you love, If we can't do anything we might as well just fuck. She's got a boyfriend anyway."
Danger Days: The Secret Lives of The Fabulous Fandoms by madeofdoom (+ other fandoms and pairings, ao3, 1100 words, teen) A selection of drabbles based on danger days (mcr)
Jane/Roxy
You love me really by dolphinss (ao3, 1700 words, G) Jane helps Roxy make cupcakes. Kissing happens.
Terezi/Vriska
wrong timeline by absolutecapriciousness (ao3, 300 words, teen) “Stop.” you tell her. “Stop.”
/or, in which a vriska from a timeline where eridan killed her and terezi was her matesprit meets a guilt ridden terezi in her bubble. this goes as well as you can expect.
Aranea/Meenah
Glass Ocean by jayilyse for Kyzano (ao3, 3400 words, teen, human au) She just keeps on going off. You had no idea you made her this angry, this upset. This hurts. So much. You hurt her so badly for your own selfish reasons. You need to stop her. Tell her how you really feel. Do it. Do it – NOW.
three times meenah has played with fire and the one time aranea did by absolutecapriciousness (ao3, 500 words, G, pale, warning: character death) "Why is my stand on fire?!"
or, being Aranea is suffering and it's mostly her moirail's fault.
Rose/Jade
it's just an ocean, right? by absolutecapriciousness (ao3, 200 words, G)
She can see Jade in her mind's eye, wind whipping and cheeks pink, hair a flurry and an irresistable smile, green eyes aglow. She can think of just what she'd say, what she'd do. She can imagine her hand - calloused, Rose thinks, from years of adventuring - enveloping one of Rose's as they watch the sea go by, because Jade had never been around people so she wouldn't know any better, and Rose would attempt not to tinge pink in the cheeks, but she wouldn't tell her any better.
Kanaya/Vriska
Zombie Fighting Girlfriends by Mrsomnomnomers (ao3, 6700 words, teen) Before Kanaya and Vriska are forced off Alternia, as is custom for all trolls who reach the age of ten sweeps, they want to spend some time together, killing the heinous broods of the undead who feast on light and flesh. The thickness of the Alternian desert heat almost rivals the sexual tension between the long time moirails.
cerulean dripping from her teeth by absolutecapriciousness (ao3, 100 words, unrated, warning: underage)
cerulean blood is a delicacy, a favorite of yours, and you swear it's not just because of vriska written for hswc br1.
Terezi/Nepeta
Never Be Without You by fiendofspace (ff.net, 1500 words, K) Terezi and Nepeta are perfectly happy with each other. But there's a problem: Nepeta's graduating in less that two weeks, and Terezi has to stay and finish college. Are they ready to face the hardships that will come with a long-distance relationship, or will they end it before either of them are hurt? Fanfic request from tumblr user bendadick-cucumber. AU, slight sadstuck fluff.
Aradia/Feferi
Air by Anonymous (kink meme, 1-part commentfic) You’re dead. You’re so dead, there’s no way out of this one. Of course the tide came in while you were investigating the ruins.
Kanaya/Nepeta
In Which Kanaya and Nepeta Do the Do by Cassie (ao3, 2600 words, explicit) Kanaya goes to a tea party, only to find that Nepeta has a dilemma.
Homestuck Femslash | HSWC Bonus Round 1 Edition (Volume 4)
Dolorosa/Mindfang
Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved? (♥) Fill by madame_oryx: On the twelfth day you are given free reign of the ship.
Fill by lovesthesoundof: You remember land. Though it seems sweeps since you last set foot on it, you remember the shore, the rush and roar of the rolling breakers against the rocks.
Redglare/Mindfang
You learn what makes you cry so you can avoid it byf_imaginings (♤) Life on the run from the law was such a draaaaaaaag sometimes
Handmaid/Condesce
For the Dead by craftylinguist (♥) As a young grub, her lusus would softly sing the romantic tales of Death and the beautiful troll that accompanied him.
Often has leisure ruined great kings and fine cities by mayfic (♤) She’s old and you are ageless.
Redglare/Condesce
Fiat justitia ruat caelum! by hoshi_ryo (♤) Dead white eyes look down at her from the hybrid courtblock's version of His Honorable Tyranny's pit, the Tealblood grinning from the strange walled-in sitting platform provided, the jury made of many species.
Condesce/Feferi
But a mermaid has no tears by littleshopofhoruss (♢) Lord English was clear from the beginning: an act of defiance costs dearly.
Condesce/Jane
Let them eat cake (♤)
Fill by deductmions: Not too long ago, before you had started playing this game with your friends, before you realized that everything they had said about the 'Batterwitch' was true, you would have loved to meet Betty Crocker.
Fill by spiralseeker: She's, in a twisted way, all you've ever known.
Condesce/Roxy
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing bywelcometoinnsmouth (♥) At first, you rage. You scream and swear and batter the door of your cell with punches and kicks until your fists bruise and one of your toenails blackens and falls off in your sneaker.
Roxy/Jane/Jake
Jane is sweet like honey, the taste I'm teasing bygodtierampora (♥) Jane is soft; all gentle curves, pale skin and soft hair.
Jade/Rose/John/Dave
You will fall in love with your friends by palisades (♥) the air is tired and quiet. john is lying on his side, half asleep and staring at the spaces between jade's fingers, the wrinkles at the knees of rose's tights.
But what if there isn't a happy ending? (♥)
Fill by shakescomplex: when they are six and it’s summer, john dares dave to steal rose’s first kiss.
Fill by blackouthart: John watches as Dave literally turns back the gears on Jade, her bestiality disappearing, her hands trembling as she vibrates on lightning, shaking away the grey possession.
see i will comfort you by blackouthart (♥) Your brother smells like hurricanes, shaving cream and chocolate cake.
We get old all at once by shakescomplex (♥) when the Game ends, stars upon stars, constellations upon constellations—millions of them, billions, too numerous for mere mortals to ever count them— glow the faintest of glows over the now night sky.
Even if today is the end by pyrokineticvampire (♢) John closes pesterchum after finishing his conversation with Karkat and then stands.
Rose/Roxy/Dave/Dirk
All women become like their mothers by dejup (♥) rose is happy. shes been happy for a long good while.
Jane/Roxy/Jake/Dirk
The single biggest problem with communication by uxie (♥) Her lips leave pink stains against his cheek, her hair leaves streaks across the too-smooth glasses her face shoves off his nose.
Homestuck Femslash | HSWC Bonus Round 1 Edition (Volume 3)
Rose/Roxy
Indeed, the great paradox of the writer’s life by apollosglare (♥) She's a shut in away from the world, her room is nothing but papers and sticky notes.
I'm afraid of losing my obscurity by azzandra (♥) It's three months into the relationship that you realize you've never even once seen Rose without her make-up on.
Ol' mister scratch by fickle (♥) Every sloppy, slurred moan from Roxy’s throat makes something in Rose’s stomach curl tight and painful.
Don’t give me songs by pyrokineticvampire (♥) When Roxy gets home from D&D club, Rose has already spread her textbooks and notes all over the coffee table, hard at work.
Alpha!Rose/Roxy
I’ll teach her that she has an army inside her (♢) Fill by shinigamishi: The situation is frustrating. Has always been frustrating.
Fill by saccharinescorpion: Wait, is THAT the light? Oh for god's--
Fill by lunaticallie: The cassette starts running with some difficulty, the old VHS sputtering dust as a small blonde woman appears on the television screen, her soft expression making you relax slightly.
Meenah/Damara
I already explained this by nonfatalnerdisms (♤) Meenah had begun to notice the increased hostility towards her.
Do hearts break once they've stopped beating? by hakkari (♤) You're sick of her. So. Fucking. Sick. Of. Her.
Rose/Vriska
i've had more stimulating conversation with moss (♤)
Fill bymags12998: Rose has found the best way to annoy you--
Fill by hotokichan: She was absolutely insufferable. But, that did not mean Rose could not tolerate her.
Jade/Vriska
I like animals by amazing_e_ko (♥) "Two perfectly pointless gru8s in a bucket."
Love descends on those defenceless by roeocean (♥) It’s a cold, rainy day, and Jade decides to walk along the beach with the hopes of spearing some fish for supper.
Rose/Aradia
The thing's hollow by crabbygreymalkin (♢) Time is not supposed to go on forever.
Kanaya/Porrim
Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins by sempiternalserpent (♥) The hunger was less pleasurable then she had imagined it would be.
One should always ask one's self by addy_is_not_a_laddy (♥) Your hands used to shake, While she wielded her needle.
Aradia/Feferi
You're a ghost, love by friedmangoslushies (♥) It's such a shame relationships don't tend to work out if one partner is dead, you can't help but think.
Aradia/Nepeta
There are more dead people than living by pyrokineticvampire (♥) "You ascended to god tier!"
I want to know what passion is by seerofbread (♥) Nepeta smiles.
Jade/Jane
Take Two by TanukiKyle (ao3, ♥)
It's almost like dancing. One two three - bite, two two three - strike.
satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world bythreeley (♥) It's two in the morning and you're stranded at a highway truck stop.
Jane/Terezi
You see, but you do not observe by sunflowerwonder (♥)
One of the female trolls—Terezi, as she had so earnestly corrected while snaking her tongue along her pointed teeth—was a peculiar one.
Homestuck Femslash | HSWC Bonus Round 1 Edition (Volume 2)
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Kanaya/Vriska
You are the navigator who never could lead by aptly_poetic She is the most daring dissident you've ever seen.
A Truth thats told with bad intent by fayghost (♤) “I was wrong about you. I spent too much time apologizing-- you're not what you think you are."
love is a banquet on which we feed by absolutecapriciousness (♥) you sink your teeth into your matesprit's neck, eliciting a pleasured groan and you start to drink.
Treasures by elegantanagram She's pillaged you and plundered you, and you are her spoils, and though she's never gone gentle she does make you feel at all times like a creature of inestimable value.
I Will Make Certain You Never Buy Knives Again bypantypoison (♢) “And just what did you think you were getting yourself into, hmm?”
Jade/Kanaya
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing bysupremesagasitas (♥) "... Jade, what are you wearing."
Stoking the Forge by sfingella When Jade told you that her species carried eggs, you weren't sure what you expected.
In the spring, at the end of the day by celestialphoenx (♥) The air was so hot and wet it felt thick breathing it in. Kanaya knelt in the soil, carefully digging, the knees of her gardening pants turned black from a day's hard work.
They're all in the same plane by mags12998 (♥) A Sylph's place is to soothe and heal and to exist in harmony with her aspect.
Aradia/Vriska
Make it dark, make it grim by f_imaginings (♤) They didn't have funerals on Alternia, those corpse parties were only so much fiction.
There's a ghost in me who wants to say I'm sorry by mags12998 (♤) The problem with psychics is that they never go away.
He is childish and hates losing by craat (♤) AA: were still 0n f0r next week right?
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much byf_imaginings (♤) It's like she's still dead.
Roxy/Calliope
Things are beautiful if you love them by mspuppyeater (♥)
Nobody is quite as extraordinary as her.
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks by experi (♥) UU: i'm scared of him.
I'd rather die tomorrow by spiralseeker (♥) You have a life expectancy- that is, your entire (if rather near-extinct) race has- of roughly milennia.
Jane/Calliope
You'll be given love by mirroreuler (♥)
Outside the door, the others were celebrating.
Jade/Feferi
'Not you!' Tweedledee retorted contemptuously. by universeheart When she opened her eyes but couldn't really feel her body moving at all, she knew that this was not reality and that she was dreaming once again.
One of the twenty-four similarities between girls and fish by mlle_kato fef fef fef oh my god!!! i found the necklace you were whining about!! fef i found the thing!!!!!! :D
Jade/Nepeta
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you by mahwaha
The first time that Jade meets Nepeta, they are cramming into the back of Karkat's junker of a car to head to the movies.
Homestuck Femslash | HSWC Bonus Round 1 Edition (Volume 1)
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Rose/Kanaya
I'm not always like this by iamalsohere (♥) Hadn’t your mother always said that it tasted better at the bottom of the bottle?
I realized how truly hard it was by hakkari (♥) "Kapaya look, shee how it'sh done? You just gotta... gotta plash th' cansh jus' like..."
I know a lot about love by cyanidecyborg (♥) Rose rises gracefully from kneeling to standing—it has taken years of practice, but she knows how intimidating it is to the younger acolytes.
Jane/Roxy
Until we find our way by pyrokineticvampire (♥) TG: heyj aney
There was a town, and there was a girl by pantypoison They always walked home together after school, especially since crime had been on the rise in their small little town.
Dear, this distance is now all I have by outstretched (♥) Jane's gaze turns far away sometimes, and in those moments you know she's thinking about someone else.
I'm going out, I'm gonna drink myself to death by addy_is_not_a_laddy (♥) I'm so tired.
Terezi/Vriska
You can't repeat the past by narcoleptictruancy (♥) She had really not thought this out.
Or maybe you're just an asshole, and maybe I'm just an asshole. by acerbictomes (♤) There are a lot of psychological explanations.
And when life stops by blackouthart “I won’t say that we were bound together!” You say.
You have played (♥)
Fill by flyingchaucer: They were on the cusp of two bubbles, Vriska sailing a lifeboat across a milky sea, Terezi sitting on a beach of some kind.
Fill by mirroreuler: “Heeeeeeeey, Terezi! Been a while, eh?”
Feeling for those you've slain is an admirable trait by gangstercalliope "Hey Redglare. Nice outfit!"
Rose/Jade
There's a whole world off this island. by narcoleptictruancy (♥) You had to go see her.
We meet no ordinary people in our lives by pantypoison (♥) Rose could not help but flinch at the sight of one of her former best friends, who now looked absolutely sinister crackling with green sparks and snarling like a savage beast.
Dogs are wise by simpleruser (♥) Rose has done things that rank higher on the scale of stupidity by which all actions are measured.
The rest of the day was quite easy by pinkaminadianepie (♥) The sound of her grocery bag splitting in two pinged around Jade's head for a moment before the realization hit, but it was much too late to have done anything.
Those who dream by day by amazing_e_ko (♥) Rose never had a normal dream in her life.
Aranea/Meenah
If all else fails, use fire (♢)
Fill by littleshopofhoruss: “That was a close one.”
Fill by absolutecapriciousness: three times meenah has played with fire and the one time aranea did
Homestuck Femslash | 31 May - 2 Jun
Rose/Kanaya
Put the Bunny Back in the Box by tigerfishy (ao3, 600 words, G) Your name is Rose Lalonde, and this is such a freaking great idea.
Good Morning Darling by sylphofapathy (ao3, 200 words, unrated) You move closer to her pale face and press your naturally black lips against hers.
Kanaya/Vriska
M8sprits Forever by mistercomatose (ao3, 300 words, G) Kanaya and Vriska are cute alien lesbians.
Aranea/Meenah
Library Loves by Kivea (ao3, 3800 words, teen, human AU) Aranea is a librarian, who one day finds some chick graffitting up her library walls. After being begged, she agrees to not tell the police, with the agreement that the girl works for her until she pays of the debt.
She doesn't quite realise what she's taken on however.
Web by sibylsCatharsis (ao3, 400 words, mature) She's caught in her web again.
Homestuck Femslash | 28 May - 30 May
Rose/Kanaya
Land of Coffee Cake and Rain by MistCover (ao3, 1100 words, G) They met during pouring rain.
Terezi/Vriska
Defututa by Anonymous (kink meme, 2-part commentfic, human AU) "What, never? Like... nothing?"
Kanaya/Vriska
Little Girl Lost by sablesheep (ao3, 3000 words, G, pale) Vriska and Kanaya meet face-to-face for the first time after several months of talking online. It's uneventful. Except for the fact that it's pretty damn cute.
Aranea/Porrim
Mistake by FreeBelovedArmy (ao3, 800 words, G, flushed) Fear is a crippling thing; it can kill the logical part of the mind, as well as, apparently, the voice. You really wish it didn't.
Terezi/Feferi
Wanton by Anonymous (kink meme, 1-part commentfic) Feferi is tall, so the golden zippers have a long way to travel.
Homestuck Femslash | 24 May - 27 May
Content note: All Anonymous fic is Dark Ladystuck, so expect darkfic and mind the warnings where relevant.
Rose/Kanaya
Mother Daughter Storytime by Anonymous (ao3, 11,000 words, mature, body horror) Something grows within the Lalondes, something beyond the ken of men and women.
Letters in the Rain by Bay (ao3, 3100 words, G) Rose takes Kanaya to LOLAR during the newly combined session's lull, the two having a moment to themselves.
Love Letters From a Doomed Timeline by Anonymous (ao3, 1200 words, teen, warning: character death) The diary is pink and girly with a lock and key, the sort you'd buy for your niece or younger sister. The entries are undated and unordered scattered throughout the book at random. There's a name written on the inside cover, Rose Lalonde, and this is what it says.
Drifting Through the History of Us by lavenderturtles (ao3, 300 words, teen) In which I write poetry at 3 AM about Rose and Kanaya's relationship (through Kanaya's eyes) and then post it on here 9000 years later.
Terezi/Vriska
Crown With Wine My Mournful Head by sablesheep (+ Redglare/Mindfang, Mindfang/Vriska, ao3, 9400 words, explicit) This is what happens when you go drinking with a pirate. You get arrested for public intoxication and end up having angry sex on the floor of an interrogation room. Like always.
Otherwise summarized as "Mindfang gets bored, gets Vriska drunk and tries to see how many charges she can rack up in one evening." And then Redglare and Terezi are the arresting officers.
Kanaya/Vriska
Backstabbing fangs by 6uma (ao3, 1200 words, unrated) Spies and lesbians really.
Rose/Vriska
Arachnovampirism by Anonymous (ao3, 2700 words, mind control, vampires) Rose becomes a vampire and there is far less glamour than literature would imply.
Mindfang/Redglare
In carne veritas by Anonymous (ao3, 4200 words, mature) “Another day, Marquise. For now, I have other matters to attend to. After all, yours is not the only case on the docket.” And there is the smile that Mindfang remembers, the one that loomed over her as she bled out, all shark’s teeth and triumphant glee. “Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.”
It's amazing what tastes good when you're hungry.
Handmaid/Condesce
at the end of all things (or possibly the beginning) by Anonymous (ao3, 2700 words, explicit, blackrom, warnings: non-con, underage) Sometimes the Handmaid doesn't want to deal with the Condesce.
But only sometimes.
Roxy/Meenah
and up she rises by Anonymous (+ Roxy/Dirk, ao3, 16,000 words, explicit, incest, necromancy, stockholm syndrome) “The house is a birdcage, Dirk,” you tell him. You gesture at the sky and the sea; you grin. “This is freedom.”
Kanaya/Nepeta
The Grey Before The Light by Anonymous (ao3, 9300 words, unrated, pale) You’ve gotten used to looking at clients by their measurements instead of their faces, because in the sleep-deprived fugue you wander in, it’s the one thing you’ve trained yourself to notice.
Rose/Mom
Heartbreaker, Breathtaker by Anonymous (ao3, 1800 words, mature)
Life is a stained hell of blood and alcohol for Rose Lalonde, with a dead father, a mother addicted to liquor, violent and manipulative, and seemingly no love beyond that which her books offer.
It could have been worse, she tells herself.
Homestuck Femslash | 21 May - 23 May
Rose/Kanaya
First by TheGeminiGoddess (ao3, 1100 words, explicit) Rose and Kanaya finally take that last step, no matter how odd.
Jane/Roxy
Frosting by AFarAwayOne (ao3, 2700 words, explicit)
"There's no frosting on it." I said, knowing what it meant.
"I'm going to need your frosting for that slice." She said.
"Can I use another frosting?" I asked knowing what the answer would be.
"No, your slice is special; it gets yours and my frosting."
"Can I put my frosting myself?"
"No, I'll put both on your slice."
"Can you use the hand grinder?" I asked hopefully, like I do every cake-day in the last month.
"Nope, no hands." She smiled a gorgeous smile at me and I pouted but couldn't help to but smile myself.
Baked Goods by assassinsbureau (ao3, 900 words, mature) Roxy Lalonde decides to bake her girlfriend Jane a cake straight from her heart. Mushy lovey dovey sentiment and all that junk. Jane always makes baking look easy, and Roxy finds that out the hard way.
Homestuck/Ace Attorney
Losing Control by Ayden (ao3, Redglare/Franziska, 1600 words, mature) Franziska gets a new mentor on Alternia, and quickly learns that Alternian court does not recess for bathroom breaks.
Homestuck Femslash | 18 May - 20 May
Jane/Calliope
Coconut & Vanilla by hazelgraceful (ao3, 1600 words, G, human AU) In which Jane invites Calliope over, because neither of them have anything better to do
Terezi/Feferi
Sometimes by introvertedGamer (ao3, 400 words, G, part of a series) Sometimes, she thinks she remembers.
Jade/Terezi/Dave/John/Karkat
Testing the Springs by Asuka Kureru (ao3, 8900 words, explicit, post-game) So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
f!Dave/f!Karkat
V.I.P. by kumpez (ao3, 3000 words, G) TG: youre clear for take off captain TG: if you know what i mean TG: clear skies are you ready to soar into that sexy sunsets pinkish embrace TG: sort of an angry red in places
f!Dave/f!Bro
Baby Doll by applejuice_motherfucker (ao3, 2100 words, explicit) You can see yourself in her shades, its unnerving, and when she tilts her head, like she's appraising you or some shit, it makes your stomach flutter with tension.
Homestuck Femslash | 14 May - 17 May
Rose/Kanaya
...And All That Jazz by hazelgraceful (ao3, 8000 words, teen) In which Rose is an aspiring performer who commits a murder and finds her life flipped upside down; an AU fic based on the movie Chicago.
You Tried by randomcanbian (ao3, 6300 words, teen) Basically, Rose was able to give up alcohol, but she gained weight, and at first she hates it and wants to get rid of it, and with Kanaya's help they manage to do the exact opposite, but Rose learns to love herself. And Kanaya loves Rose whatever size she is, but she thinks it's really cool that she has more of her woman to love.
Rebel Girls by hazelgraceful (ao3, 2400 words, teen, human AU, college AU) In which Kanaya has daddy issues and starts mixing with a different crowd.
Punkstuck Rosemary II by hazelgraceful (ao3, 2300 words, teen, human AU) In which Kanaya is a tattoo artist, and Rose decides she wants ink
Punkstuck Rosemary I by hazelgraceful (ao3, 1500 words, G, human AU) In which Rose shows off her new tattoo and Kanaya gets pierced
Needle and Thread by Kivea (a03, 700 words, G) Rose could be terribly distracting to productivitiy levels. Especially when she was reading a good book right next to Kanaya.
Jane/Roxy
Zombiecakes by hazelgraceful (ao3, 1900 words, non-sburb AU) In which Jane's Dad is gone for the weekend
Terezi/Vriska
ingering fate of the past by wanttoflyhigh (ao3, 9500 words, explicit, warnings: non-con, violence, child abuse) you are vriska serket. you live a miserable, boring life, like every other normal person does.
until one day, you don't.
Aranea/Meenah
Angelfish by hazelgraceful (ao3, 2400 words, human AU) In which Aranea takes Meenah out for a treat
shut up and sleep with me by hazelgraceful (ao3, 1300 words, explicit) In which sex
Rose/Jade
Squiddles and Snuggles by ScarlettRose94 (ff.net, 700 words, T) A little RoseJade fluff to brighten your day.
Kanaya/Vriska
Like This by sodypop97 (ao3, 600 words, teen) Vriska attempts to catch up with Kanaya after the game ends. Needless to say, it's a little awkward.
Aradia/Feferi
Nothing else matters by dolphinss (ao3, 2300 words, G, high school AU) Aradia has a crush on Feferi, a girl who's vastly more popular than she is.
Roxy/Calliope
I Want to Love You but I Don’t Know How by hujgup (ao3, 1300 words, teen, flushed) The problems pertaining to inter-species romantic endeavours are manifold, and this comes to the forefront when Roxy discovers that cherubs don’t feel love.
Kanaya/Nepeta/Feferi
a threesome by dolphinss (ao3, 600 words, mature) Nepeta, Kanaya and Feferi have a threesome. That's it.