[hellyadoritos-blog]

unfollow

[denigrator]

i don’t understand fahrenheit so it always sounds really warm in america

[willow]

im cotton candy im just sugar and sensitive 

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[restinerror-blog]

hi i’m michael and i specialise in closeup selfies. 🌚

[whenitsdarkout-gossip]

If this was mean girls, who is Regina?

I don’t think there’s a queen B exactly. Attention wise, maybe Zayn. Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Zayn Malik.

[hellyadoritos-blog]

raises hand

[bellesetoiles-deactivated202108]

damn gossip blog went in tonight 

[hellyadoritos-blog]

ur overrated zayn

[h0odrich]

In case you guys were ever wondering about like… anything, anything at all, there’s this great free resource not many people know about but should definitely be taking advantage of: www.google.com

[unclefather]

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

[unclefather]

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

[hellyadoritos-blog]

scrolls down the dash

slowly backs out

[lovelysuggestion]

thank you so much for being my friend. i hope we’re friends for a really long time.

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[bithedreadwolf]

@staff I am literally begging you to bring back replies sending someone a message to say I understand their text post is like calling my mom on the phone to say I like her Facebook status

[greelin]

if you can't handle me at my BEST then

i’m not surprised. i can’t either

[hellyadoritos-blog]

this was the best day of my life.................. RIP

[hellyadoritos-blog]

👀🔍

[askcatadvice]