Well, well, well, how the turntables...

Wipe that face off your head, bitch

[neyruto]

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[toastbutteregg]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

[deoxyribonucleichyperdimensio-d]

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[1st-1]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

[3minutesofplaytime]

yo who the hell is this motherfucker i been seeing him for like 12 years now 

[mjalti]

my best life

[cat-harman92]

God I wish this were me 

[weonsinnombre]

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

You deadass?

[figjams]

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

[carolxdanvers]

we must appease Her

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[roguejedis-deactivated20170921]

saddest seven word story: cold one with the boys, never cracked

[orochimarufacts]

If you cut me I seep clear aloe vera gel. Like thats it. That’s who you’re dealing with.