Funny Shit

Samuel Aaron. NYC. He/him/his

[honted]

i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[ewaneneollav]

[swoletergeist]

[petbud]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[sandandglass]

[stability]

[approach]

[hellyeahfunnyshit]

me as a judge

Me: what's they sign

Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?

Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe

Lawyer: ummm....libra your honor

Me: guilty

Jury: tru

[meme-fire]

[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[paprika]

[bestfriencl-deactivated20140302]

[mogifire]

[bitchycode]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cashcutie]

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

[elena]

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks