my jackbox clips in one place folder

just a fan with hours of audio clips in their brain, this is not a official blog

[hellyeahydkj]

hi highlighter garrick here, i like the sign-in hosts and i mean *all* of them. rosalie from ydkj:france i got you. my favorite one is gerard from 5th dementia! currently inactive but feel free to ask me anything and see if i help. at this time i’m not doing much besides checking ebay every now and then, i really wanna get my hands on a ydkj:2011 shirt (achieved!!!), and more info on that’s a fact, jack!.

cool things

download a virtual machine and get to it List of all the voice over people (thanks ali for still updating it) ali’s pastebin of many, many things 

tere-zander’s ydkj archive the jackboxpedia (ran by julie and sage, wip)  blog stuff my tags @gerard5d (my fanart and stuff)

[hellyeahydkj]

Knowing how much jack you know, how many burns have you been able to pull off in one game?

i believe i've only pulled it off once or twice legitimately and that's only because i've remembered those questions...

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The Cap'n: Arrr, happy April 2nd to ye. (Laughing) I got you, April Fools! Ahah, I love that one! Ohohoho! The Cap'n: So uh how many be playing here?

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Jack Cake: Your kind really make my gorge rise. People like you. You say you want to help me and you go through the effort of buzzing in and typing, “Oh yes, Jack I’m really sorry about your memory, I really want to help. This is the answer I think.” But you’re only after the bloody money aren’t you!? I’m upset. No it’s not a fucking koala!

[beepsparks]

Found the clip i was referring to with Schmitty yelling at you for getting a Gibberish Question wrong

If I recall correctly, the context for this is a Gibberish Question that just says “Storm!” (Answer is “Norm”) which is in reference to likely a very popular TV show at the time but I’m too young to know what it was let alone remember the name, so basically he gets pissed at you for not knowing basic TV show knowledge

(Btw this was linked on Schmitty’s Jackbox fandom wiki page under a citation I believe)

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Oh I know this one, it's from my audio post (the wiki has a bunch of audio from my posts)

It's a reference to the show Cheers, where everyone would yell "NORM!" when the character Norm Peterson would walk into the bar. Couldn't tell you what the original thing you're rhyming though, would assume Storm makes the most sense (the movie Twister came out recently after all)

[hellyeahydkj]

can you try and find that one line from TV where Schmitty yells at you for getting a specific gibberish question wrong

not sure what that one line is, also probably not since it's not easy to check for gibberish questions in the question banks u_u

[hellyeahydkj]

Download a virtual machine  https://www.virtualbox.org/ https://archive.org/details/WinXPProSP3x86 (MRX3F-47B9T-2487J-KWKMF-RPWBY <- THIS IS REQUIRED)

SRF extractor, if the audio is too crunchy open the aifc files https://srfextra.sourceforge.net/

Skip to any floor of The Ride http://www.gamesfirst.com/cheatszone/pc/YDKJTR_cheats.htm

Patch that restores Nate saying “ Fuck you ” in the Steam version of YDKJ VOL 1 XL https://steamcommunity.com/app/252730/discussions/0/142261352656105277/

Allows 5th Dementia to run on Windows 10 (Requires physical copy?) https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1923715089

Allows The Lost Gold to run on Windows 10 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2647576174

5th Dementia https://archive.org/details/You_Dont_Know_Jack_5th_Dementia_Sierra_2000

Offline https://archive.org/details/you-dont-know-jack-offline

Louder!Faster!Funnier! https://archive.org/details/youdontknowjacklouderfasterfunnier

YDKJ UK https://www.macintoshrepository.org/5247-you-don-t-know-jack-uk-

YDKJ France https://www.macintoshrepository.org/5068-you-don-t-know-jack-france-

YDKJ Japan https://archive.org/details/YDKJJapan

German patches for the games on steam https://www.compiware-forum.de/downloads/file/706-you-don-t-know-jack-vol-2-german-patch/ https://www.compiware-forum.de/downloads/file/707-you-don-t-know-jack-vol-3-german-patch/ https://www.compiware-forum.de/downloads/file/708-you-don-t-know-jack-vol-4-the-ride-german-patch/ https://www.compiware-forum.de/downloads/file/747-you-don-t-know-jack-vol-6-the-lost-gold-german-patch/ 2011 https://www.tumblr.com/youdontknowjack/681923650676539392/not-2011-pc-it-is-a-slime-tutorial demos and stuff are out there too 

[hellyeahydkj]

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Buzz: Okay listen carefully now. How many times am I gonna have to tell you? Tootie is never, never the right answer.

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Buzz: (Sigh) How many times do I have to tell you? Tootie is never the right answer.

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Buzz: Tootie is never the right answer. Trust me.

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Buzz: You will sleep now and then you will wake and you remember that Tootie is never the right answer.

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Jack Cake: Tootie? Internationally recognized as never the right answer.

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Buzz: Hey, Tootie! Wrong key!

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Cookie: Okay, Okay, you got on the high-score board, that’s fine. But I wanna tell you something If I wanted to, I could demolish your measly little score but I’ve got work to do. Speaking of which uh if you wanna play again just let me know.

[hellyeahydkj]

Buzz: Wow you just can’t stay away from the sex questions, two in a row, huh?  Buzz: Well it’s not like we gave you much of a choice. Let’s see how you do.

[hellyeahydkj]

is the tooty thing just a one off from YDKJ:TV or a running gag

tootie being the wrong answer is a running gag im pretty sure, certainly didn't start in ydkj:tv

[hellyeahydkj]

Elevator Lady: You don’t bring me flowers, you don’t sing me love songs, but then you play computer games on Valentine’s Day. So I don’t really expect much.