The Structured Chaos

You should really start running

[hemlock-the-viper]

Since everyone else seems to have one of these I figured I'd make one?

✨Listen up bitches✨ My name: Vipes My age: lol no My birthday: Some time in April My pronouns: he/him My orientation: Straight, but like, a cool straight. My favourite food: Something not spinach. Things I'm comfortable bragging about: I'm a good writer and I am what's called an analytic empath, meaning I'm awesome at helping others with feelings but not myself Things people tell me I'm good at but I know I could do better but I still love: well that's a long list That one song I can always nail: Counting Stars by One Republic

Current Hyperfixations: pjo, hp, writing, dnd

Adhd, lgbtq+ ally, Pretty much anything that advocates for basic human rights. Pro-life pro-choice (did you know you can be both?)

*grabs mic* ....hi...love me or die *mic drop*

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

i will absolutely flunk the math exam tomorrow

[hemlock-the-viper]

Flunk it hard as you can, they won't be expecting that

[hemlock-the-viper]

I knew a guy that claimed to survive solely on Mountain Dew. I knew him for one weekend on a youth retreat.

He slept the whole time.

[ad15124]

Mountain dew gives you the will to survive. It doesn't actually have more caffeine than coke. The taste though? Makes you wanna enjoy the best in life, which is obviously experienced when unconscious

[hemlock-the-viper]

Nono when I say he slept the whole time I don't mean he took a lot of naps no this dude full on passed out for two days. The only time I saw him up and about was when he cooked up what we called a "Doctor Weird" which is coke, coffee, mountain dew, mellow yellow, pepsi, and something else that I'm forgetting all mixed up into one drink. Which tasted both horrid and good at the same time? It was a very complex palate.

An hour later he was back on the couch passed out dead to the world.

[hemlock-the-viper]

I knew a guy that claimed to survive solely on Mountain Dew. I knew him for one weekend on a youth retreat.

He slept the whole time.

[hemlock-the-viper]

*strums* I feel like

*continuous strumming* SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIiIiiiIIIIIIIITAH

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[hemlock-the-viper]

This is perfection.

[hemlock-the-viper]

You watch Doctor Who ??

Well no shit sherlock how'd ya figure that one out?

[hemlock-the-viper]

There's something between Yaz and The Doctor.

I believe it might be...

Sexual Tension

[hemlock-the-viper]

tell me something

I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow

[yonkitybonkity]

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

[hemlock-the-viper]

I’m sorry

that you’re such a weak bitch

[yonkitybonkity]

[hemlock-the-viper]

Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch

[goblins-ghouls-and-spooce-pie-d]

 I made fanart

[hemlock-the-viper]

I'm honored to have fanart on my post

[hemlock-the-viper]

tell me something

I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow

[yonkitybonkity]

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

[hemlock-the-viper]

I'm sorry

that you're such a weak bitch

[yonkitybonkity]

[hemlock-the-viper]

Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch

[ad15124]

yellow bitchy bitch: brings the sun for back up

[hemlock-the-viper]

The Sun: isn't actually yellow

[hemlock-the-viper]

tell me something

I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow

[yonkitybonkity]

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

[hemlock-the-viper]

I'm sorry

that you're such a weak bitch

[yonkitybonkity]

[hemlock-the-viper]

Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch

[hemlock-the-viper]

tell me something

I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow

[goblins-ghouls-and-spooce-pie-d]

spaghetti dog hate how dare you! /j 

[hemlock-the-viper]

That is not Yellow that is Orange

[hemlock-the-viper]

tell me something

I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow

[yonkitybonkity]

i drew this drawing of if the color yellow was a person and he is hurt by what you said. apologize.

[hemlock-the-viper]

I'm sorry

that you're such a weak bitch

[hemlock-the-viper]

<Hello Viper-Man.>

ehh, what's up doc?

[the-text-doctor]

<...Nothing much, how have you been dealing with all the other yous?>

[hemlock-the-viper]

*shrugs* kinda don't really care anymore

[the-text-doctor]

<Oh...I see..Why did the doctor you want bones so badly?>

[hemlock-the-viper]

Oh no he was checking to make sure you had them

[hemlock-the-viper]

tell me something

I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow

[hemlock-the-viper]

<Hello Viper-Man.>

ehh, what's up doc?

[the-text-doctor]

<...Nothing much, how have you been dealing with all the other yous?>

[hemlock-the-viper]

*shrugs* kinda don't really care anymore

[hemlock-the-viper]

Is the profit incentive human nature or is it bad?

Always bad because capitalism.

[ad15124]

Right ok but consider: democratic socialism

[hemlock-the-viper]

Democratic Socialism is based around the concept of "To each according to their needs, from each according to their abilities" Which is not the same as profit incentive. It's the political equivalent of saying "do your best" vs the capitalistic view of "Work your ass off then work some more you still don't have enough money"