Dear Gilbert,

P.s: May I please have my pen back?

[anotherteenageroninternet]

ABOUT ME POST BITCHES

-y'all can call me- Jiya ❤❤,or Molly , or any cool nickname you can come up with

-cabin- 6 (athena)

-pronouns- literally anything, she/her/he/him/they/them whatever you are comfortable with

-sexuality- confused af but i think im pan

-Nationality- desi

-My Spotify- Here

- My Instagram- @/wesper_worshipper

Fandoms:

Book/Book series:

Riordanverse

Eragon

Hunger games

The Mortal Instruments

The infernal Devices

The last hours

Harry Potter (fuck JKR)

Divergent

Maze Runner

Fifty Shades

After

Red, White and Royal blue

Fault in our Stars

Looking for Alaska

Paper Towns

An Abundance of Katherines

Turtles all the way down

Grishaverse

Sherlock

The Folk of the Air

All for the Game

Web Series/movies:

Sherlock

Young Royals

Squid Games

How I met your mother

FRIENDS

Brooklyn nine-nine

Anne with an e

Never have I ever

The Vampire diaries

Good Omens

Shadow and Bone

Loki

Pride and Prejudice(2005)

Music

One direction (band and solo both)

Omar Rudberg

Arctic Monkeys

The Weeknd

CORPSE

Taylor Swift

Hailee Steinfeld

Anime (i just started watching so the list is a bit short)

Death note

Attack on titan

Classroom of the elite

A silent voice

Spy x family

Jujutsu kaisen

My Hero Academia (currently watching)

Your Name

-currently in love with- Dove Cameron🛐🛐🛐, benadryl cucumbersnatch, OMAR RUDBERG <33

-married to- @willothewhisper (love of my life , she's the best )

-parabatai- @crzyprsn42 <33

-spawned on this earth in the year- 2003

-DNI- all pedophiles, homophobes, transphobes, racists, sexists, misogynists , terfs , abusers , and other stupid bigots please stay off my blog if you dont want me to kick your ass hard. next , and im adding this on 14th feb 22 that i dont ever put an age limit on my blog, but if you are below 14, please dont follow me, unless we're already mutuals or i follow you. you can ask me the reason if you want

-random info- i love being tagged in picrews and games and chains and all that stuff so please tag me , and if there maybe a chance that i didnt reply , i saw it and forgot about it im realllllllyyy sorry in advance about that.

i lovee talking to new people and make friends so if you wanna talk, or just tell me about your day, or share theories with me, or swoon of one direction and other hot people , im totally available lovelies<33

im the cool dad for all babies under 17 here(im 18 . HOLY SHIT IM 18 im 19!!) so yeah i can tell you a lot of dad jokes.

im also the kind of person who hates hates hates science but is fascinated by space and astronomy etc, its so full of possibilities yk?

my tags-

original posts as #mine

original shitposts as #jia shitposts

liveblogging as #liveblogging movies cuz i got no one to talk to , or #liveblogging series cuz i got no one to talk to

my most important post

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[thebaldguy76]

I mean I show up and yell about comics and wrestling so yeah

[spellboundsardine]

@badjokesbyjeff

[badjokesbyjeff]

I show up occasionally to remind everyone that my sense of humor still hasn’t improved

[buttpoems]

a drawing about optimism

[lbm11-archive]

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

[shesaysisweartoomuch]

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

[doubleca5t]

tiktok objectively sucks in a lot of ways but I will admit that getting to witness thousands of allegedly heterosexual young women have an identity crisis in real time after attending Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour is both a) not something I'm seeing on tumblr and b) an absolutely magical experience

[doubleca5t]

ok so, the Guts World Tour Heterosexuality Crisis (tm). There's basically three key elements here.

First off: Olivia Rodrigo. You guys know Olivia Rodrigo right? Drivers License, Vampire, Good 4 U, Brutal: tons of high-charting hits. Easily one of the biggest pop stars in the world right now. Olivia is a former Disney Channel star. To this day, a lot of her diehard fans are people who've been following her since her Disney Channel days. So a significant percentage of her fanbase are people who were watching the disney channel in the year of our lord Two Thousand And Also Nineteen - i.e. pre-teen to teenage girls who are possibly a tad sheltered.

Since leaving The Mouse behind, Olivia's musical output has not exactly been Disney Appropriate, but you might not immediately know that if you haven't listened to the albums. Olivia isn't like Miley Cyrus where she hit 18 and immediately needed to let everyone know she FUCKS. Being "No Longer Kid Friendly" isn't part of her branding. So a lot of parents, even the more conservative ones, are still willing to take their daughters to an Olivia Rodrigo concert even as her content has gotten more mature since her High School Musical days.

The third component of this situation is Chappell Roan. During her rise to pop stardom, Olivia has worked hand-in-hand with a guy named Dan Nigro (don't worry it's pronounced "NYE-grow"). He's handled production on both of her albums and has gotten some pretty significant critical acclaim for his work. Well it just so happens that Dan's other main partner in crime when it comes to pop music is Chappell Roan- a campy, bisexual singer-songwriter who's been on the come up over the past year after a couple big tiktok hits and a sold-out headlining tour. This connection has given Chappell the opportunity to open for Olivia on the first leg of her world tour this year, which is an interesting choice because Chappell Roan is very decidedly not kid friendly. Her music is very overtly sexual and very, very overtly gay.

I give you all this background so that I can properly set up the absolute perfect storm of lesbian awakenings that is Olivia packing entire arenas full of sheltered teenage girls only to hit them right out the gate with a self-described Drag Queen singing about getting eaten out in the passengers seat and developing a big gay crush on your bff, dropping lines like "I heard you like magic? I got a wand and a rabbit!" and doing what I could only describe as "bouncing and moaning on it" during the bridge for My Kink is Karma. I really cannot overemphasize how funny this is as a big fan of Chappell - her solo concerts are gatherings of every femme lesbian in a 30 mile radius. She was sapphic tiktok's best kept secret. Olivia exposing her audience of normies to her is sending a lot of them into a full-on crisis of sexuality. The goddamn Disney Channel girlies are being forced to ponder kissing other girls it has never been more joever for heterosexual women than it is right now

[doubleca5t]

This post is so funny now because it was written *right* before Chappell Roan officially became The Next Big Thing meaning that 1) I was not fully caught up on her lore and thought she was still identifying as Bisexual (she now ids as lesbian) 2) it has to explain who she is

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[kosmogrl]

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lesbostomping]

[britcision]

By the way, this is why bright or unusual colours have been a sign of wealth for almost all of human history

Pigments and dyes take a lot of heckin work

[to-find-out-what-happens]

I love how, when the blue becomes a bit blown out and flat, you can see the moment the camera gave up on trying to represent the actual color and said sorry, this is the bluest I got (yes like in that one Tom Scott video about the pinkest pink)

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

[wackom]

it's the start of the week, there's still time!

[e-rose]

Scroll [-3hp]

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[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[shed-some-light]

@just-a-little-lesbian @randomslinky

GUYS ITS US

[we-couch]

noo dont take care of me its rotten work aha

[argumate]

noo not to me you’re so sexy aha

[sadrealness]

oh I see it

[memewhore]

[exyrpf]

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

[kanejbr3kker]

never not thinking about the fact that two of the last scenes in soc are kaz trying to convince inej to stay in ketterdam and matthias begging nina to stay alive and then two of the last scenes in ck are kaz giving inej a boat so she can leave ketterdam and nina begging matthias to stay alive

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers