— i post my x reader works, thirst over people (mostly the culkin brothers tbh), and shitpost on here
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— mdni
masterlist and more info below :3
masterlist.
currently writing: vince schneider x reader, rye gerhardt x reader, jack thurlow x reader
aerion targaryen x reader
wicked game. - you and aerion have a game: who can get away with more at court. and aerion is set on winning.
charlie walker x reader
proprioception - you've crashed on charlie's futon before. this time he can't keep his hands to himself.
erik campbell x reader
cheer up - you won a bet. erik ends up in cheerleader uniform. unfortunately, he's hot. even more unfortunately, he knows it. halloween spirit or something.
kappa x reader
motel vacancy - you share a joint with a strange man outside a motel. the next night, he breaks into your room. maybe kindness doesn't pay off.
roman roy x reader
gold star for you - technically, it’s not in your job description to do whatever obscene thing roman tells you to do. but you’re his assistant and you really want to keep your job.
stress relief. - roman had a bad day, and you're always willing to let him take it out on you to make him feel better.
rye gerhardt x reader
debt collection - you still owe the gerhardts money, but rye says you can work something out or: dumbass (rye) makes another dumbass (you) blow him to erase a debt.
tags.
all my writings / drabbles / asks / character thoughts / all my own posts
who else i'm planning to (hopefully) write for in the future (so you can drop a follow wait around until my lazy ass actually does write for them lol):
benjamin poindexter (daredevil), benson (the passenger), bo sinclair (house of wax), detective loki (prisoners), jack mercer (four brothers), jack thurlow (jack goes home), kappa (black mirror), lou bloom (nightcrawler), mikey berzatto (the bear), roman godfrey (hemlock grove), shane walsh (twd), shiv roy (succession), vince schneider (scream) + probably many more i can't think of right now
*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*
Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out
