is it weird that i’m naked on my sofa?

[luke-hcmmings]

5 Seconds Of Summer Music Download Masterlist

To download a song -

click ‘download’ next to the song; it’ll take you to a Dropbox.com page

press the blue ‘Download’ button

if it asks for log in details and you don’t have an account or don’t want to log in, just press where it says ‘No thanks, continue to download →’

a box will pop up where you just press ‘save file’ and ‘ok’

Like/reblog if you download any songs, I want to know who I’ve helped!

hemmo1996 –

A Drop In The Ocean {Ron Pope Cover} | download

Fireflies {Ron Pope Cover} | download

Forever My Father {Go Radio Cover} | download

Forget You {Cee Lo Green Cover} | download

Give Me Love {Ed Sheeran Cover} | download

I Miss You {Blink-182 Cover} | download

If It Means A Lot To You {A Day To Remember Cover} | download

Jasey Rae {All Time Low Cover} | download

Jersey {Mayday Parade Cover} | download

Just The Way You Are {Bruno Mars Cover} | download

Next To You {Justin Bieber/Chris Brown Cover} | download

Opportunity {Pete Murray Cover} | download

Please Don’t Go {Mike Posner Cover} | download

Rolling In The Deep {Adele Cover} | download

Teenage Dirtbag {Wheatus Cover} | download

The A Team {Ed Sheeran Cover} | download

Year 3000 {Busted Cover} | download

Covers & Live Performances –

American Idiot {Green Day Cover / clean} | download

American Idiot {Green Day Cover / explicit} | download

Drown {Bring Me The Horizon Cover | Radio 1 Live Lounge} | download

Good Girls {Live At Derp Con} | download

I Miss You {Blink-182 Cover | Radio 1 Live Lounge} | download

I’ve Got This Friend | download

Out Of My Limit {Live At Derp Con} | download

Over and Over | download

Superhero | download

Somewhere New EP –

Beside You | download

Gotta Get Out | download

Out of My Limit | download

Unpredictable | download

She Looks So Perfect EP –

Disconnected | download

Heartache On the Big Screen | download

She Looks So Perfect {Ashton Demo Vocals} | download

She Looks So Perfect {Michael Demo Vocals} | download

She Looks So Perfect | download

The Only Reason | download

What I Like About You | download

Don’t Stop EP –

Don’t Stop {Acoustic} | download

Don’t Stop {Ashton Demo Vocals} | download

Don’t Stop {Calum Demo Vocals} | download

Don’t Stop | download

If You Don’t Know | download

Rejects | download

Try Hard {2014} | download

Wrapped Around Your Finger | download

Amnesia EP –

American Idiot {Green Day Cover / Clean} | download

Amnesia (Live At Wembley) | download

Amnesia | download

Daylight | download

Good Girls EP –

Good Girls (Acoustic) | download

Good Girls | download

Just Saying | download

Long Way Home (Acoustic) | download

She’s Kinda Hot EP –

Broken Pieces | download

Lost In Reality | download

Over and Out | download

Safety Pin | download

She’s Kinda Hot (Alternative Version) | download

She’s Kinda Hot | download

The Girl Who Cried Wolf | download

Other Singles –

Gotta Get Out {acoustic} | download

Heartbreak Girl | download

Hearts Upon Our Sleeve {with Scott Mills} | download

Hearts Upon Our Sleeve {without Scott Mills} | download

Try Hard | download

Wherever You Are | download

5 Seconds Of Summer Album {+ bonus tracks} –

18 | download

Amnesia | download

Beside You | download

Close As Strangers | download

Don’t Stop | download

End Up Here | download

English Love Affair | download

Everything I Didn’t Say | download

Good Girls | download

Greenlight | download

Heartbreak Girl | download

Independence Day | download

Kiss Me Kiss Me | download

Long Way Home | download

Lost Boy | download

Mrs All American | download

Never Be | download

Out of My Limit |

download

She Looks So Perfect | download

Social Casualty | download

Tomorrow Never Dies | download

Voodoo Doll | download

LIVESOS {+ bonus tracks} –

18 {Live} | download

American Idiot {Live} | download

Amnesia {Live} | download

Beside You {Live} | download

Disconnected {Live} | download

End Up Here {Live} | download

Everything I Didn’t Say {Live} | download

Good Girls {Live} | download

Heartache On The Big Screen {Live} | download

Kiss Me Kiss Me {Live} | download

Long Way Home {Live} | download

Out Of My Limit {Live} | download

She Looks So Perfect {Live} | download

Teenage Dream {Live} | download

What I Like About You {Live} | download

What I Like About You {Studio Mix}  | download

Sounds Good Feels Good {+ bonus tracks} –

Airplanes | download

Broken Home | download

Castaway | download

Catch Fire | download

Fly Away | download

Hey Everybody! | download

Invisible | download

Jet Black Heart | download

Money | download

Outerspace/Carry On | download

Permanent Vacation | download

Safety Pin | download

San Francisco | download

She’s Kinda Hot | download

Story of Another Us | download

The Girl Who Cried Wolf | download

The Space Between a Rock and A Hard Place/Catch 22 | download

Vapor | download

Waste The Night | download

Misc. –

Bad Dreams {Calum} | download

Donuts | download

Pizza | download

Girls Talk Boys | download

[charlienutrivore]

Visit Original Link

Post Malone’s cover of Bob Dylans Don’t Think Twice It’s All Right. Dope to see a young rising artist grounded in music from the past.

[calumsteenagedream]

Imagine joining the 5sos fam in this era and thinking guitarless luke is normal

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[bethanypearson]

“Our ‘almost’ will always haunt me.”

— six word story #29 (m.f.)

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[ashtonfightme]

5sos things for sad days

- this video of them having a selfie war

- ITS A COW LUKE

- the best lost member of 5sos

- 5 seconds with 5sos

- they’re surprising more fans and I AM SCREAMING

- spin the bottle 

- ‘i would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit’

- watch them dance and cringe with me

- they’re eating english food and…it’s going horribly 

- yikes and now they’re eating swedish food 

- chocolate milk party remix

- remember when they tried doing makeup

- ‘skip. sKIP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!’

- a slightly blurry version of the full 5sos movie

- the best reaction to fetus 5sos ever

- #whyiscalumalwaysnaked

- mall boy!

- fetus muke singing baby

- fetus calum vs. the big bad buzzers of death

- the buzzers of death are back and are out to get ashton

- remember the twitcam where calum ate almonds

- the bathtub twitcam

- shazamahang 2.0

- the weirdest thing ashton has ever gotten

- she’s kinda hot on tiny instruments

- the new broken scene concert

- undercover old people at target

- trying to sing cantonese songs and winning failing

- playing japanese games

- KING OF PERISCOPE

- interviewing the star wars cast

- when they toured with hot chelle rae rip me

- question pong

- ‘does it look like i can twerk i’m a small blond boy’

- ask us anything chat (bonus its 24 minutes long)

- the twitcam where ashton spanks calum lol

- michael and ashton are a blessing on snapchat 

- ASHTON DANCING IN A SNAPBACK

- disconnected at rowyso mansfield

- gawd its so addicting

- kitten adventures 

- uncut version of 5sos

- 5sos strip on capital fm (honestly…idek but enjoy)

- hearts upon our sleeves aka one of my favorites ever

- puubERrttYYYYYY

- SOMEONES RINGING OUR DOORBELL

- noah fence but 5sos singing the a team at their 1st london meet up 

- douchiest vid ever

- stacy’s mom 

- fetus 5sos are giving out love advice

[5saucefanfic]

I will never not reblog this

[kissmeashx]

I needed this, thanks babe!! @5saucefanfic

[hiighdefinition]

michael still doesn’t know where the camera is

[tinyslutttt-deactivated20180226]

girls are still shaming other girls for masturbating…. like grow up and buy a fucking vibrator sarah it’s almost 2018

[sr-fc-deactivated20191024]

Sarah it’s 2018 did you buy a fucking vibrator yet

[iamlukesbitch]

This is such a great picture and I am not crying in the corner

[lovelysuggestions]

Holy fuck i love you

[scoobydoos]

[emmakate06-deactivated20201101]

Reblog for bro allies

[homoheidelbergensis-deactivated]

people are gay, steven

don’t be a transphobe, chad

harold, they’re lesbians

we support the gays, david

[esso-is-deactivated20181217]

the four horsemen

[meeshumoshu]

The four horsemen of twenty gay teen

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

not to rival eintstein but titties

[whatemotions]

ANYONE WANNA SEE MY DOG 

[whatemotions]

HES AN ANGEL

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon, March 31, 1956

[ancientjewels]

Roman 1st Century CE gold ring in the form of a snake, formerly with inset stones. From the V&A Museum