She's over bored & self assured.

Hendrix Emery Tyler. Twenty-One. Writer.

[themazerunnerdays]

[ontherunluke]

“ I know, right? I’m not even ashamed. God, I’d want to be part of that orgy. Bisexuality for the win. I really do though. Is it, like, weird I want to have sex with them but also look as good as them? Because damn. ”

[hendrixtyler]

“I don’t blame you, you shouldn’t be ashamed. I’m right with you on that, I’d join right in with no questions asked. I don’t think that’s weird at all actually, I understand it all but I’d probably just stick with the sex, you don’t have to change your face for that.

[vinnyporter]

I’ve spent way longer than I’d like to admit watching a documentary on weird sea creatures. Like, who the fuck comes up with this? Fuckin’ Goblin Shark? But, y'know what my favorite is? Axolotls. Those little motherfuckers look like they’re straight outta Pokemon.

[hendrixtyler]

Goblin Shark? Is that actually a thing? How did you even begin watching all of that crap?

[hendrixtyler]

text || aurora

aurora: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

aurora: u there???

aurora: knock knock

Hendrix: hey

Hendrix: i'm here, what's up?

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ amelia 💚

Amelia: u da cutest

Amelia: we are one, hendrix, we are one. Ooo yessss! come round mine in like 30 minutes?

Hendrix: idk you're cute toooo

Hendrix: yes! I'll see you soon.

[dailykaya]

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ amelia 💚

Amelia: you're the cutest omfg

Amelia: there's our three favourite things: drugs, drink or clubs it's up to you

Hendrix: me?? idk about that :p

Hendrix: oh us being so alike makes me happier every time it's brought up. They all sound so appealing....we can mix them all together?

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ axel

Axel: yES I WANT TO EAT FIRE OMG-- how cool of a party trick would that be??

Axel: I bet I was a magician in another life.

Hendrix: It would be really amazing actually, can you practice or something?

Hendrix: Maybe you have magician ancestors.

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ leo

leo: but /babe/, quit playin so damn hard 2 get

Hendrix: fine, you win

[painthrillers]

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[ontherunluke]

“ Don’t even pretend you wouldn’t have sex with Chris Evans if you got the chance. Did you even see that part where he’s coming out of the bathroom in Winter Soldier? Like, damn. Matter of fact, don’t lie and say you wouldn’t do Scarlett either. Both of them can get it. Anthony Mackie could get it too. Why does Marvel always cast hot as fuck people? ”

[hendrixtyler]

“Who’s pretending? Of course I’d have sex with Chris Evans, I’d be crazy if I wouldn’t. I’d happily do any of the Avengers. Marvel likes torturing us with their looks are we envy their powers.”

[piercerp-blog]

Like on Yahoo! Answers? Nah, only creepy dudes and 12 year olds use that.

[hendrixtyler]

You never know, you might actually get a response on a real page. I was really high once and decided to Google why snow was white and I actually got a scientific response. Science likes to explain everything now.

[piercerp-blog]

Does science know why ice cream is so good yet? I’d really like to know.

[hendrixtyler]

I’m sure you could Google it and get some sort of crazy answer.

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ leo

leo: do you even /have/ standards?

Hendrix: yeah and maybe you just won't meet them.

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ axel

Axel: wOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH- I am /hurt/ you would say something like that. Ouch. My juggling ability has been greatly bruised now.

Axel: Don't people do it on TV all the time? like they juggle things on fire and shit. I could totally do that.

Hendrix: Oh you'll be fine, just practice and you'll be better in no time. That's what you told me right?

Hendrix: Yeah people on TV do all kind of crazy things, like even eating fire. You really want to do all of that?

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ brie

Brie: which one sounds better tho?

Hendrix: well with IMAX it depends on the movie...

[hendrixtyler]

Text ✉️➡️ aurora 💛

Aurora: IT DID RUN AWAY :(((

Aurora: I'm usually really good at keeping animals near me at all times but U kno

Hendrix: Oh how rude of it :(

Hendrix: yeah it's okay, shit happens. Do you want to do something else instead?