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TEXT ➢ Luke

vivienne: please tell me it isn't true.

vivienne: i'm begging you to deny it.

luke: of course it's not true!!!

luke: lmao jk i have no idea what ur talking about who dis

So, I just found a video I filmed for my future self when I was a peanut and a half about what my job title should be when I’m all grown up.. Is it too late to change my career to professional super hero and president of the United States?

ontherunluke

blakelbr:

A... peanut and a half? Okay, well, you can probably still make the President thing work. The superhero thing not so much, unless you have a radioactive spider on you somewhere. But hey, I would definitely vote for you if you had superpowers so follow your dreams.

#blakelbr #{ chat. }

T e x t : o p e n ➡️ Luke

Chance: Do you want to hear a joke?

Chance: I think you want to hear a joke.

Chance: I promise you it's funny.

Chance: It has to be if I laughed at it, right?

Luke: if i say yes, will u let me sleep

Luke: fine what is it?

#yrchance #{ text. }#//u can reply to the other thread or just this one it doesnt' matter to me!!

camstfu:

I don’t understand how or why people think it’s alright to get up in the mornings. You’re supposed to be asleep. Or at least let me sleep. Stop making all that noise while you make breakfast…unless you’re making me some too.

Honestly, I’m the same way. If I didn’t have to get up for work, I’m pretty sure I’d sleep all day but it always confuses the fuck out of me how people are actually awake and smiling before eight in the morning. Like, give me some of what you’re taking because I know that shit isn’t natural.

#camstfu #{ chat. }

yrchance:

“—like me, but- I know what the deal is. I’m proud of that.” Chance groaned rubbing his face to wipe off his stress. “Free tries my ass,” he scoffed. As he heard the hood of the car shut, he crossed his arms over his chest and nodded vigorously. He looked over at Luke with an emotion of disbelief. “Hell yeah it is!” he exclaimed.

“Okay, take it down a notch boss. It’s just a few idiots out of the bunch. Nothing to get worried over.” Luke gave him an askance look, lifting his shoulders in a careless shrug while wiping an arm over his forehead. “If it gets worse, what happens? Are you gonna lower your prices just because a few people complain?”

#yrchance #{ chat. }

shhariana:

Oh please, I’ll be so far ahead that even three blue shells in a row won’t knock me out of first. The only thing on that game that pisses me off more than anything is that weird bird thing that looks like a piñata. Like get off the fucking road who are you?

Nice. I guess we’ll have to see, then. Just remember you said that, because I’m gonna remind you every time I throw one when we play. And you mean the little guy with the lap cards or whatever? Okay but seriously, like what the hell is that thing even? Technically though, it’s not on the road but I see your point.

#shhariana #{ chat. }

teagsbrb:

Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m a bit embarrassed now. And trust me he was really cute, one of the cutest I’ve seen. That would be really sweet of you, but you don’t have to. Maybe he just wasn’t meant to be mine you know. Maybe just another shooting star in my life. He does stand out, but in a good way. Like I’m sure if I saw him in the streets I would recognize him right away.

Well, I mean, how do you know he was actually that cute? What if you just met him and then exaggerated his cuteness in your mind afterwards? These are the real questions you should be asking. Like when you get drunk and you think somebody’s hot, but then afterwards they’re in your bed and you’re just like ‘why the fuck did I take you home last night?’. Terrible.

#teagsbrb #{ chat. }

@lukeyluke: quick somebody bring me 2 bottles of tequila an ice pick and aspirin it's an emergency

#{ tweet. }#//have this lame tweet before i get started on replies lmao #//WATCH ME BE ACTIVE FOR ONCE HAHAHAHA

shhariana:

Obviously you can join next time, just as long as you don’t mind getting your ass handed to you. I’ve never been so motivated to kick peach’s ass, but it sound like with a Mr. Butterfingers like yourself I’ll leave you in the dust.

Nah, I’ll probably be more tripped out by Rainbow Road so we’re good. I always lose at Mario Kart anyways. You better be prepared to get mad at how many blue shells I’ll throw at you though, because the game might be for fun but the road rage is real.

#shhariana #{ chat. }#//haHA LUKE IS HONESTLY SUCH A LOSER

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“Is that so? That’s just swell, isn’t it? I’m just starting to get ticked off by hearing myself talking about it now. I just can’t believe these people.” Chance took a deep breath as he palmed the roof of the car to think. “The prices aren’t that high, right? Do you think they are?”

ontherunluke

yrchance:

“Nah man, it’s just people being stupid. You know how they are. They’d bitch about anything if it could get them free tires.” He snorted, shaking his head as he gave the engine a quick once over again before pulling the hood back down. “Is it bothering you that much?” He asked, settling onto the edge of the hood to actually look at him curiously.

#yrchance #{ chat. }#//yaaass ok cool!

@daaalton: BOOM CLAP the sound of my ASS the beat goes on and on and on and on and on

@lukeyluke: ;)

#daltonmarvelli #{ tweet. }#//LMFAO luke is just like *rihanna wink meme*

ontherunluke

He does sound cute. I’ll keep a look out and tell you if I find him.

pearlofrph-blog

You’d really do that? He’s a tall, lanky brunette. His smile is a little funny, but in a good way. Oh! Also he’s wearing some very loved toms.

ontherunluke

Yeah, okay no, I can’t do this. You’re looking at me with that face and it’s making me want to go to church, I swear to God. I was kidding, babe. Well, I mean, not totally kidding because I wasn’t lying when I said he sounded cute, but for the most part yeah. But I guess I can actually keep an eye out for him. Guy like that? Doesn’t sound like he blends in with a crowd.

#teagsbrb #{ chat. }#//lmaooo luke is weak

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riotmonster69 amazing

i wAS FIFTEEN OKAY OMFG

ontherunluke

I was going to say something here, but then you brought up… that particularly disturbing image and now I’m just trying to get that picture out of my head. Thanks for that. But, no, seriously? You have some serious issues, dude. How did you even start thinking about this?

ayeeeden

Listen man, I’m all for thinking about birds and how they fucking get themselves into other countries when it’s cold but sometimes you gotta think outside the box, you know? Like the other day, I was at church and I was trying to get people to support this thing I’m doing, yeah? But like the entire time all I could think about was that weird vegan girl on YouTube who’s giving vegans a bad name. This has nothing to do with the three dicks thing but maybe my mind is just a little more… fun than yours. Anyway, I only stumbled upon this thought when I was talking to the butterflies the other day. Butterflies were telling me about the bees and how they were dyin’ and then I was thinkin’ about that Bee movie. Then that thought lead to the bee and how he like tried to sleep with that chick.. which, I still don’t understand. Like did he put the stinger in her? Do bees have lil dicks? What’s goin’ on over there? Anyway.. I didn’t really come up with this thought until later on I was watching TMNT. I also also watched some kind of orgy thing the other day. That could have contributed to this. Who really knows? I don’t think I have serious issues. I just allow my brain to run free and express any thought it desires. Maybe you should do the same thing.

ontherunluke

Wha... What? Was any of that supposed to make sense, because all I got out of it was drunk hobo mixed with high as fuck. I’m still not sure what you’re even saying, but whatever I guess. I should... What? You literally just said you talk to butterflies, along with actually seriously thinking about bee dicks, and you’re trying to give me advice? Wow. I’m just- You are something else.

#ayeeeden #{ chat. }#//sARAH WTF LMAO #//BEE'S DICKS OMF #//INSTEAD OF BEE'S KNEES IT'S BEE'S DICKS

#{ out of covers. }#//lmao ily holly

gracehudsonxo-blog

After weeks and weeks of training, I finally get some time off. I must say that it’s so good to be home and able to rest. I’ve been playing my favorite music all day. I’m in such a good mood.

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ontherunluke

I couldn’t tell. What are we even listening to? It’s like a time warp to the eighties in here. I’m glad you got some time off though, because it’s been seriously boring without you around. Why do you have to be such a good tennis player again?

#gracehudsonxo #{ chat. }#//woAH MAMA UR BLOG IS HELLA FAB OMFG #//WOWOWOWOW I'M JUST *HEART EYES*#//LUKE IS HERE FOR HIS BFF

pearlofrph-blog

Someone bought me my coffee this morning and he was the cutest kid. His glasses were a little crooked and he was wearing a bow-tie and I think I might have fallen in love. He was so shy though, I didn’t even get his name, but I hope he’s having a good day.

ontherunluke

He does sound cute. I’ll keep a look out and tell you if I find him.

#teagsbrb #{ chat. }#//hahaaaa luke is a terrible person jsyk #//but hELLO!!#//plot w me?? c:

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