Ask Hephaestus

God of blacksmiths, craftsmen, and junk. Keeping Up With The Olympians

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Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend… 

But have you even considered pearls lately?!

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Attn: Parle Fans

Yes I have made a tumblr/ask blog for Apollo.

You can find it here.

At the moment my webcam is far too shit to take decent responses to questions and such, but I will be gathering inspiration there. 

Also that is where you can also find the occasional Artemis post… she doesn’t have a tumblr for reasons you will discover when the show is released ;D 

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yo aphrodite how's hephestus doing these days, also has cosmo ever asked you for an interview?

Good evening.

Heph… Heph is…

Heph’s fine, I’m sure. He’s always in the workshop, and I’ve got enough to be getting on with, so we don’t see a whole lot of each other at the moment. But that’s fine. As I say, I’ve got plenty to keep me busy.

(And yes, Cosmo being a prime example of such. Potentially Vogue and Harpers as well.)

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Everyone else is calling my workshop “The Dog House” I’m 98% sure that Di started that

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((You little shit xDD ))

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So, H, the 21st century... Do you like the cars? Or prefer chariots?

Well I can’t go writing off chariots, but I am always happiest when creativity and ingenuity bring new things to this world. 

plus have you seen cars 

I’m particularly fond of ‘classics’ (My mother is obsessed with fiats)

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Boys and their toys…

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Now dear, you have toys too.

Particularly of the “boy” variety.

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So, H, the 21st century... Do you like the cars? Or prefer chariots?

Well I can’t go writing off chariots, but I am always happiest when creativity and ingenuity bring new things to this world. 

plus have you seen cars 

I’m particularly fond of ‘classics’ (My mother is obsessed with fiats)

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Welcome to the 21st century! For those who don't know you, where can we get to know about you and your family?

WHICH ONE?! 

Have you seen our family tree? It’s cray. It’s a bigger mess than Apollo’s love life. 

I know that you can find Hepster here hephaestus-work-shop.tumblr.com

Hey. Wanna see my Hepster impression?

I R HAAFISTUFF!!!111!

I HIT STUFF WIT HAMMAH

AND MAKE THINGS GOOD. 

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Actual photos of Dionysus 

“GRAEPS!!”

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A picture of my workshop. The amount and variety of tools that man has created is really quite impressive.

What is not impressive is the amount of booze Dionysus has stored in my workshop.

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I ran out of space, bro. Have a can on me. And you are still invited to my party this weekend. Nine o'clock. Woods out back. Bring your own pinecone and a friend. No shoes and shirts needed.

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Your parties terrify me brother.

I'll bring Apollo, he really needs to get out more and live a little.

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Family tree. Kinda family. Sorta family. I guess family?